#1 2008-08-24 20:24:57

Did I somehow miss this??  George, have you ever been to the Cheesecake Factory where these two winners worked?

Couple offers 5-year-old up for sex in exchange for used car.

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#2 2008-08-24 20:31:41

Can we execute them?

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#3 2008-08-24 20:44:38

headkicker_girl wrote:

George, have you ever been to the Cheesecake Factory where these two winners worked?

Eugh, what a story.

When we first moved here late last year we were warned away from North Star Mall by no fewer than three people, near-total strangers.  Apparently, it's a good place to park any vehicles you would like to disappear.

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#4 2008-08-24 20:54:18

headkicker_girl wrote:

George, have you ever been to the Cheesecake Factory where these two winners worked?

There's one practically across the street from where I am now. I would not say its employees were in peril of intelligence. Above selling their kids off to pedophiles? Yeah, I don't figure most of them are old enough to have 5 yos, but I guess anything's possible.

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#5 2008-08-24 22:47:57

pALEPHx wrote:

headkicker_girl wrote:

George, have you ever been to the Cheesecake Factory where these two winners worked?

There's one practically across the street from where I am now. I would not say its employees were in peril of intelligence. Above selling their kids off to pedophiles? Yeah, I don't figure most of them are old enough to have 5 yos, but I guess anything's possible.

There are two we go to in DFW and both seem to have top-notch waitstaff.

I've never tried to pay for my food with a 5 year old though...

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#6 2008-08-25 01:38:16

Baywolfe wrote:

I've never tried to pay for my food with a 5 year old though...

You have to ask for the "special key lime" cheesecake on a Thursday night and they'll slip you a toddler under the counter.

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#7 2008-08-25 08:55:34

You are jumping to conclusions. Do you have any idea how annoying a 5 year old could be? It might be less to get the cake than to loose a brat.

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