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#1 2008-08-26 19:04:33

Faking cancer to hide my porn addiction never occurred to me. I just save it in my programs folder.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/world/ … inenetwork

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#2 2008-08-26 19:09:48

Did you hear the congregation's reaction? Why can't we have christians like that here? Looks like they got the empathetic, forgiving ones, while we got the creationist-insane shit end of the stick.

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#3 2008-08-26 19:56:49

ah297900 wrote:

Did you hear the congregation's reaction? Why can't we have christians like that here? Looks like they got the empathetic, forgiving ones, while we got the creationist-insane shit end of the stick.

For some reason this site just doesn't draw a lot of empathetic, forgiving folks.  It's just a mystery....

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#4 2008-08-26 20:16:58

Zookeeper wrote:

ah297900 wrote:

Did you hear the congregation's reaction? Why can't we have christians like that here? Looks like they got the empathetic, forgiving ones, while we got the creationist-insane shit end of the stick.

For some reason this site just doesn't draw a lot of empathetic, forgiving folks.  It's just a mystery....

The "we" in question was the U. S. of fucking A.

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#5 2008-08-26 21:06:31

This is off-topic but is there something wrong with you if the only porn you enjoy is self-made?

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#6 2008-08-26 21:08:33

ptah13 wrote:

This is off-topic but is there something wrong with you if the only porn you enjoy is self-made?

Well, that would depend on your ontological definition of the self.

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#7 2008-08-26 21:16:15

badperson wrote:

Faking cancer to hide my porn addiction never occurred to me. I just save it in my programs folder.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/world/ … inenetwork

But he does NOT smoke Crack Cocaine.

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#8 2008-08-26 22:31:48

ah297900 wrote:

Did you hear the congregation's reaction? Why can't we have christians like that here? Looks like they got the empathetic, forgiving ones, while we got the creationist-insane shit end of the stick.

Forgiveness will be withdrawn if the porn in question turns out to be gay porn.

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#9 2008-08-27 03:30:23

ptah13 wrote:

This is off-topic but is there something wrong with you if the only porn you enjoy is self-made?

Nah, If it feels good do it. It would only be a problem if you become so desensitized that the only way you can climax is by watching yourself climax on the boob tube.

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#10 2008-08-27 09:31:46

What if the only way to get your rocks off is to watch yourself watching yourself on the tube?

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#11 2008-08-27 18:20:43

GooberMcNutly wrote:

What if the only way to get your rocks off is to watch yourself watching yourself on the tube?

That might be fucked up enough that you could claim to find God and write a bestselling religous song about the experience.

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#12 2008-08-28 00:43:10

Hmm. Sorta like the Last Lecture meets the Story of O. I am, probably in the majority only here, secretly grateful that the guy finally croaked. The level of media coverage he was getting for rehashing the same motivational bullshit as ever before him was getting noxious.

If your entire message can fit on a poster, then why make yourself famous by belaboring the point? I mean, since when did uttering Oprah-fied platitudes start being "new and different?" Even her mustachioed lapdog can be more succinct when it comes to telling people to quit whining and get over themselves.

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/memento_highstreet.jpg

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