#51 2008-09-07 02:07:23

Zookeeper wrote:

We can never forget Bat Boy.

Ah, sweet inspiration! I've posted the following to the banners thread.

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/430_hs_batboy.jpg

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#52 2008-09-07 07:27:17

AladdinSane wrote:

George Orr wrote:

If you haven't already been watching TDS this week and last, you're an idiot.

I'm proud to say I'm so unhip, I've never watched Jon Stewart or Colbert.

We're a rare  but proudful crowd, we idiots. If only I cared enough about American politics to waste a significant portion of my day (and life) watching TeeVee, I'm sure I'd be a much easier chap to get along with. What these shows do is pretend to root out hypocrisy, when in fact, their real function is probably to diffuse and dissipate the anger that ought to be pulling apart the rotten fabric of American society.

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#53 2008-09-07 09:50:58

Dmtdust wrote:

George Orr wrote:

Taint wrote:

As much as it pains me to say so, the Enquirer actually has a notable track record for breaking these sorts of stories.

They were right about Edwards, weren't they?

Of course, nothing has been the same since the demise of the Weekly World News.

I do so miss the Face of Satan in columns of smoke, and skinny gray aliens shaking hands with world leaders; and, of course, Bat Boy.

But Bat Boy still lives.... right Ptah?

Just Askin'

Anyone who besmirches Bat Boy might consider what their mom would think if I called at 3am.

Just sayin'... some shit should be off-topic.

motherfuckers...

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#54 2008-09-07 09:53:20

Zookeeper wrote:

George Orr wrote:

choad wrote:


Is that wishful thinking, an urge to create another sticky?

Orange seems to be tired of the political shit.

Maybe Orange can join a 12-step group or seek some sort of professional assistance for his obsessive compulsive "Must Read Threads I know I Won't Like" disorder...

Indicative of the problems of politics today. "I can't dare control myself or my children so I need the government to make laws to do it for me".

Don't turn H-S into the mommy-state.

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#55 2008-09-07 10:05:31

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

If only I cared enough about American politics to waste a significant portion of my day (and life) watching TeeVee

If only you cared little enough to not post about it...

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#56 2008-09-07 10:12:06

Zookeeper wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

If only I cared enough about American politics to waste a significant portion of my day (and life) watching TeeVee

If only you cared little enough to not post about it...

i know you are but what am i

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#57 2008-09-07 13:56:03

For some reason, my mental tape recorder won't play back one of Palin's soundbite remarks any way but "The only difference between a pit bull and a hockey mom is the moustache."

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#58 2008-09-07 15:36:13

karenw wrote:

Zookeeper wrote:

We can never forget Bat Boy.

Ah, sweet inspiration! I've posted the following to the banners thread.

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/430_hs_batboy.jpg

An Asshat of a header. That's gotta be a first

https://cruelery.com/header/batboy.png

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#59 2008-09-07 15:42:07

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Zookeeper wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

If only I cared enough about American politics to waste a significant portion of my day (and life) watching TeeVee

If only you cared little enough to not post about it...

i know you are but what am i

Umm.... a stupid Canuck who has a hard time using the Shift-key and punctuation?

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#60 2008-09-07 16:47:10

orangeplus wrote:

karenw wrote:

Zookeeper wrote:

We can never forget Bat Boy.

Ah, sweet inspiration! I've posted the following to the banners thread.

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/430_hs_batboy.jpg

An Asshat of a header. That's gotta be a first

https://cruelery.com/header/batboy.png

Holy fucking shit. It's even got the same tagline.

But mine GLOWS! So there.

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#61 2008-09-07 16:58:55

karenw wrote:

But mine GLOWS! So there.

So does a Lite Brite.

http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/1744/dc051dv1.jpg

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#62 2008-09-07 21:12:10

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#63 2008-09-08 01:14:45

That was wonderful, Choad.  Most excellent.

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#64 2008-09-08 02:13:36

Ptah?

Just Jokin!

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#65 2008-09-08 06:26:53

choad wrote:

not ptah!!

Man,, that's the funniest shit I've seen all week.

Well done!

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#66 2008-09-08 09:31:40

pALEPHx wrote:

I don't know why you insist I'm putting words into your mouth...

This coming from one of the biggest blowhards on High Street.  Pot, Kettle, Black and all that...

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#67 2008-09-08 09:42:02

Zookeeper wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Zookeeper wrote:


If only you cared little enough to not post about it...

i know you are but what am i

Umm.... a stupid Canuck who has a hard time using the Shift-key and punctuation?

Same to you, Uncle Remus.

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#68 2008-09-08 09:46:54

karenw wrote:

Sea of white faces?? I think not! After all, there were 36 whole black people in attendance.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!  What is all this?  When did we move past 3/5ths?

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#69 2008-09-08 11:01:26

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n92/1pagelane/threadkill.jpg

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#70 2008-09-08 13:56:15

Too bad I was out of town for the past week and didn't have the opportunity to watch the Dems on this board flip out over Sarah.  The fact that John Stewart and all the media liberals are in meltdown mode over her feels so good I'm getting a chubby just thinking about it.  And now we discover that Olbermann and Matthews just got fired for going so far over the edge.

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#71 2008-09-08 14:04:46

phreddy wrote:

Too bad I was out of town for the past week and didn't have the opportunity to watch the Dems on this board flip out over Sarah.  The fact that John Stewart and all the media liberals are in meltdown mode over her feels so good I'm getting a chubby just thinking about it.  And now we discover that Olbermann and Matthews just got fired for going so far over the edge.

I hate to break it to you Phwedd, but they didn't get fired.  They're just not the anchors on live broadcasts anymore.

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#73 2008-09-08 14:14:05

Tojo wrote:

I hate to break it to you Phwedd, but they didn't get fired.  They're just not the anchors on live broadcasts anymore.

OK I see.  They're not fired, they just don't get to come to work as political anchors.  So when your boss comes in and tells you not to show up tomorrow you can tell your wife you weren't fired, you just can't return to the office.

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#75 2008-09-08 14:22:20

phreddy wrote:

Tojo wrote:

I hate to break it to you Phwedd, but they didn't get fired.  They're just not the anchors on live broadcasts anymore.

OK I see.  They're not fired, they just don't get to come to work as political anchors.  So when your boss comes in and tells you not to show up tomorrow you can tell your wife you weren't fired, you just can't return to the office.

They still have their same job and their same pay, it's just that on live programming they're not the two at the table telling people when they can talk.  Instead they're one of the people talking.

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