George Orr wrote:

Best lawyer bio ever.

This is more rare than you even know.  Having worked with many lawyers in my business dealings, I can say without a doubt that their egos are only outsized by lawyers who are elected to public office.  For a lawyer to write a self-deprecating bio is unheard of.

Here is a perfect example.  Last weekend a lawyer in Redding, CA committed suicide by shooting himself in the chest.  This is the second one who used this method in the past two years.  Why?  Because, although they were both close to being indicted and publically humiliated, they didn't want to mess up their pretty faces.  How's that for ego?

Lesson: Lots of prescription painkillers and alcohol. Put on your best suit and stick your head in a garbage can and all they will have to do is roll you into the coffin and comb your hair.