#1 2008-09-11 17:19:09
She says she hopes to net up to a million dollars from the auction, which will take place in Nevada at the infamous Moonlight Bunny Ranch (eBay turned her down).
"Through this process I'm not just looking for the highest bidder," she says, adding, "I'm looking for someone who is a genuine, overall nice person."
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#2 2008-09-11 18:47:27
She looks like a fuckin' post-op. I'd need at least five beers to get past that, but, yeah, I'd probably do her.
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#3 2008-09-11 18:58:37
Some enterprising porn magnate should negotiate the movie rights. Now we're talking some real money. However, I'm betting some bleeding heart comes forward, pays her bills, then passes on the pussy.
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#4 2008-09-11 22:11:37
whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:
She looks like a fuckin' post-op. I'd need at least five beers to get past that, but, yeah, I'd probably do her.
I think you’re right. She’s had a thousand dicks up her ass, but considers herself a virgin because her newly installed hole (created by eviscerating and inverting her penis) has not yet had the penis experience.
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#5 2008-09-11 22:15:44
I'm all in favor of legalizing prostitution but I'm not sure why no one has mentioned the word "hooker" yet.
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#6 2008-09-12 14:16:34
I hope the Hells Angels pool some meth money and buy her up.
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#7 2008-09-13 01:49:19
Ah, the perils of mixing a spray-on tan with "bare minerals" foundation in a shade way too light for your jawline. The hair also looks kinda ratty.
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#8 2008-09-13 03:08:44
pALEPHx wrote:
Ah, the perils of mixing a spray-on tan with "bare minerals" foundation in a shade way too light for your jawline. The hair also looks kinda ratty.
Why do you know these things?
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#9 2008-09-13 03:30:02
Taint wrote:
Why do you know these things?
Come on Taint... this is Pale yer talking with....
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#10 2008-09-13 10:19:36
a shade
Oh, no, hon. At a guess, I'd say she's five to seven shades too far up the scale, depending on the brand of makeup. And did she lose all her combs in a fire or something? I'm guessing it was a fire, because of those pitiful eyebrows.
I haven't worn makeup in more than a decade and I reckon I could still do better than that.
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#11 2008-09-13 15:18:04
George Orr wrote:
I haven't worn makeup in more than a decade and I reckon I could still do better than that.
The lipstick we'd put on Sarah Palin's pig--before she shoots it--would be better than that. It would have a natural liner colour and a matte topcoat, for longer wear and a less slutty glow. I don't know why, but ultragloss lips always made me think the girls had come dripping from their mouths. And yes, I knew it was actually several shades off, despite the jaundiced hue of the spray-on tan. I was attempting tact.
Easy, breezy, beautiful... Take cover, girl.
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#12 2008-09-14 00:09:12
George Orr wrote:
a shade
Oh, no, hon. At a guess, I'd say she's five to seven shades too far up the scale, depending on the brand of makeup. And did she lose all her combs in a fire or something? I'm guessing it was a fire, because of those pitiful eyebrows.
I haven't worn makeup in more than a decade and I reckon I could still do better than that.
Meow.
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#13 2008-09-14 09:25:00
I think she's hot. I would gladly pay 20 bucks for sloppy seconds.
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