#2 2008-09-17 19:02:34

That is most unfortunate.

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#3 2008-09-17 21:53:29

Jesus Fucking Christ.  What kind of loving God would give a man such a worthless member?  On an optimistic note, however, ANY woman can deepthroat him.  Or maybe not... I don't think it's big enough to reach the back of her throat.  I hope he's a bottom fag.  Then it wouldn't be quite so....tragic.

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#4 2008-09-17 21:55:55

feisty wrote:

Jesus Fucking Christ.  What kind of loving God would give a man such a worthless member?  On an optimistic note, however, ANY woman can deepthroat him.  Or maybe not... I don't think it's big enough to reach the back of her throat.  I hope he's a bottom fag.  Then it wouldn't be quite so....tragic.

I think it'd help if it was a woman without any teeth.  I bet if grandma took her dentures out then she might could maybe get that to the back of her mouth.  Maybe.

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#5 2008-09-17 23:56:46

One word.

Pump.

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#6 2008-09-18 00:04:17

A pump is NOT going to do this guy any good.  If he's straight, I hope, for his sake, that he can eat a pussy.

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#7 2008-09-18 16:59:47

He puts on any more weight, the next place he sees his johnson is going to be on the side of a milk carton.

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#8 2008-09-19 02:02:53

whosasailorthen wrote:

One word. Pump.

Are you speaking from experience?

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