I read it all the way to the end.  Somehow I couldn't tear my eyes away.

I noted he addressed several common questions; either no one has asked him how and why his first marriage ended, or he's chosen to ignore that particular question.

I wouldn't want this guy across a parking lot from me, never mind any closer.

I don't think I could have any fun sending him email.  I feel kind of sorry for him.  He's like a puppy that's been playing in the manure pile.  I don't want to kick him, but I don't want him jumping on my leg either.  He'll love and care for you forever, unless it doesn't work out.  Like his first marriage.  My guess is, after reading that whole mess, it will be the fault of his young bride.  At least in his mind.  I can't understand why the single women aren't wearing out their shoes getting to his front door.  Now if one of you lures him here I could kick away.  After all he wouldn't have carefully read ALL the instructions.

You're a mean drunk, Wilber.

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Odd - that's the way I feel about you.

I wuv you too wilberina.

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Yeah, you should definitely stop typing. Your banality is oozing out all over the page. Don't you have some WOW or Oblivion to play?

I'm over here, bitch. I never said you could abuse other people before me.

I will come across as very rude and harsh if you attempt to engage in any dialog with me before you have read my profile and have done as it instructs. If you cannot do as it instructs, then you either don’t have the required comprehension skills necessary to ascertain that which is required of you to do or you are not sure of what you want or I am not what you want, whatever the case is, don’t bother me, I’ll just send you away and if I have to, I’ll iggy you. Once you are iggied, you will have to create a new ID if you want to try this again.

How can we be sure this guy isn't Wilber in the first place? There is certainly a similarity in the expectation for others to rise to his level of parlance. On the bright side, I'm sure there are some ex-Amish girls (gone wild on Rumspringa, or something) who'd view this guy as a real break from one form of patriarchal oppression to another. But with occasional ski trips.

You are looking for a well to do man who will provide you with a life of little work and lots of leisure and play. I am not looking for a whore, I am not a "Sugar Daddy". All girls seeking a "Sugar Daddy" are whores.

You are under thirty years old. My preferred range is between 24 and 29 for such girls have generally finished their formal education and have a good idea of what they want for themselves in life. However, I will consider younger and older. If you over 29, you will have to be pretty and slim.

See, this just shows how delusional some men are.  He's in his 50s, wants a woman between 24 and 29, and she should not be a golddigger.  The sad thing is there are probably some lonely, desperate chicks chatting up this moron.

headkicker_girl wrote:

You are looking for a well to do man who will provide you with a life of little work and lots of leisure and play. I am not looking for a whore, I am not a "Sugar Daddy". All girls seeking a "Sugar Daddy" are whores.

You are under thirty years old. My preferred range is between 24 and 29 for such girls have generally finished their formal education and have a good idea of what they want for themselves in life. However, I will consider younger and older. If you over 29, you will have to be pretty and slim.

See, this just shows how delusional some men are.  He's in his 50s, wants a woman between 24 and 29, and she should not be a golddigger.  The sad thing is there are probably some lonely, desperate chicks chatting up this moron.

Who are you calling a moron?

whosasailorthen wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

George Orr wrote:

You're a mean drunk, Wilber.

Thank you, George. I do what I can to discourage the use of drivel.

I am so comforted that you are the official Arbiter of Drivel.   

You really should get a sceptre, you know.

Believe me, I have one. It falls within the green.

Fled wrote:

Who are you calling a moron?

If you want young pussy, just pay for it.  It's cheaper in the long run.

phreddy wrote:

Instant disqualifier #11.  You have to go to the bathroom more than once during a four hour date where we first have dinner at a restaurant then see a movie.

Got to hand it to him.  The guy knows his women.  Actually, I think he's bi-polar and wrote this while riding a major manic episode.

Hmmm...

I can see it.  I was figuring some form of psychopathy, myself. 

JLP is diagnosed Bipolar I with a very suggestive family medical history on BOTH sides of the family.  Your mileage may vary.  Offer void where prohibited.