Love it. What a dipshit.

Although this guy seems like a douchebag of the harmless variety, still do be careful.

Or, just let him run all up in them guts. Fuck it.

Not but 10 minutes after freakshow deleted his first profile and correspondence, I decided to scan the 'new users' because I just had a feeling...that he'd be back with a new face.

Ahh, idiots never disappoint.  I give you Fat Greasy Loser Take 2:


And btw, stay tuned...this profile was deleted and I found #3...I'll have a full report on his idiocy as the new guy "Mark" tomorrow.  At least I think it is Mark.  Mark, Kevin, Chris, whatever...

Either way, he sends the same greasy ugly photo of himself.  Seriously  This could be the dumbest guy ever.

Last edited by Roger_That (2008-09-25 21:06:37)

You are a virtuoso. You played his nasty ass like a violin.

Have you found any actual potential dates yet? I'm sure at least some of the gentlemen on this site don't look like they dwell in their mama's basement and wack off while eating chocolate-covered Cheetos.

sofaking wrote:

You are a virtuoso. You played his nasty ass like a violin.

Have you found any actual potential dates yet? I'm sure at least some of the gentlemen on this site don't look like they dwell in their mama's basement and wack off while eating chocolate-covered Cheetos.

I have, and am dating one..about 4 dates, he seems well adjusted and normal.

I have been using the site for entertainment purposes at work these days.

He can't even spell the word psycho correctly. I feel badly for him.

Re: dating-I used to love, love, LOVE Craigslist. Really, if you can write a halfway entertaining ad, it's like shooting fish in a barrel. I would get hundreds of replies, out of which maybe 25 per batch were well adjusted, interesting job, relatively attractive guys. Not because I'm such a hottie because I'm really not, but because a lot of men who would never dream of joining a dating service troll the cl ads because they're free and near the motorcycle and car ads. More men than women on CL, period. Men get only a handful of responses per ad, I've heard. Anyway, there are plenty of weirdos and I had a whole host of naked shots to peruse every time I posted an ad, but that was entertaining too. I got great fun out of the backgrounds-what toiletries they had in the background, cheapo lamps and sheets and furniture, bad window frames, etc. Another interesting thing was to troll the men seeking women ads (never, in my experience, as good a selection of guys as if you just put an ad up yourself, because I think cool guys generally don't write personal ads) and then compare them to the casual encounters ads, or if I was feeling really cynical, the men seeking men ads. Sure enough, there were always a few  dudes looking for a sweet lady to go for fine dining (gag) in one section and looking to get plowed by some black dude with no love hat in another. Go figure.

It's been a long time (3 years?) since though, and looking at CL it seems even sketchier, but maybe it's just because I haven't written anything in so long.

Last edited by icangetyouatoe (2008-09-25 01:06:50)

RT, check your messages, kid.

George Orr wrote:

He's a 38-year-old fattie-boom-ba-lattie with a fake photo, a fake name (why the fake first name?) and he's pressuring the girl with repeated questions about whether she's "just going to go straight home" after the first face-to face.

Really, he'd be better off waving a couple 20s at hookers from the window of his car; it would save him so much time and trouble.

For a couple of 20's RT would probably go with him, Right RT?

It doesn't make you a whore, just financially savvy.

Be careful Roger, there are some sick fucks out there.


To the Guy I met at the bar last night (west)
Reply to: pers-854952148@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-09-25, 2:23PM EDT


I was the tall blonde with the nice rack, tight jeans and oh so tan body. You bought me drinks all night long. After the bar closed, we went back to my place for more drinks. After many many drinks we headed back to my bedroom where we started kissing and fondling each other. I even allowed you to get into my panties. I explained to you that I wasn't willing to go " all the way" after just meeting you. Your exact words were " thats ok, we can just lay here and cuddle" i thought that was some of the sweetest words I had ever heard. Little did I know about the ASSHOLE inside you.
I woke up to the birds chirping but couldn't open my right eye, and you were gone. I went and looked in the mirror and saw DRIED EJACULATE on my face and in my eyelashes. I also found it on my breadspread and headboard. You disgusting pig, no it dosent end there. I went to thebathroom to wash your filth off and found that not only had you jacked off in my face while I was asleep, but you also took a SHIT on my bathroom floor.
What kind of peice of shit jacks off on someone when they are sleeping and then shits on the floor. I finally got your mess cleaned up and took a long hot shower, and went into my kitchen to make some coffee. There I find you took the entire 12 pack I bought last night along with a fifth of Patron....So lets recap what happened.
I fell asleep thinking this guy was so sweet and was going to have sex with him in the morning, to waking up with dried cum on my face, in my hair, eyes, on my headboard, etc.. and walking into my bathroom to find a turd coiled up on the floor like a snake ready to attack, and to top it all off, you took all the beer and a fifth of $55.00 patron out of my fridge....
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!
   
   


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Fled wrote:

I'll just serve this one up to fnord.

¿¿¿¿¿Why are you serving it in this thread????

whosasailorthen wrote:

You know, I really hate the message system on here - can someone please make it alert us when there's a new message?  I mean, it's not exactly the first place I look, and I'm sure I'm not alone.

I'll look into it.  Fair warning: I'm strongly tempted to use the <blink> tag as part of the solution.

Fnord, would it kill you to punctuate your personal ads?

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/stp/858992279.html

fnord wrote:

icangetyouatoe wrote:

Fnord, would it kill you to punctuate your personal ads?

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/stp/858992279.html

You think I’m a weird looking old mulatto living in the 562 area code?

Wouldn't it be funny if you were?