#1 2008-11-08 00:13:27
Princess Biscuit wrote:
Go fuck yourself you fucking Net-Nazi!
Is that "interaction" enough for you? If not go cry for hand-jobs some fucking place else.
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#2 2008-11-08 00:17:29
WTF was that?
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#3 2008-11-08 00:19:58
Emmeran wrote:
WTF was that?
Wilber and Pale are having a sissy slapfight.
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#4 2008-11-08 00:22:43
I don't think that was from one of the deleted threads. That was from after PB came back from "suspension".
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#5 2008-11-08 00:39:59
That was a thread the Net Nazi moved to the back room. It attacked him personally, and he's too fragile to deal with it. He's a talented banner maker, and an occasionally interesting essayist, but he ought to be running a lady's art therapy class, not the banner section of a forum.
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#6 2008-11-08 00:59:09
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
That was a thread the Net Nazi moved to the back room. It attacked him personally, and he's too fragile to deal with it. He's a talented banner maker, and an occasionally interesting essayist, but he ought to be running a lady's art therapy class, not the banner section of a forum.
'NUFF SED!
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#7 2008-11-08 01:01:46
Thanks for ressurecting that issue, and all these lame fucking ponies.
Brilliant contribution.
Like bringing head cheese sandwiches to a potluck.
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#8 2008-11-08 01:03:49
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#9 2008-11-08 01:03:54
sofaking wrote:
Thanks for ressurecting that issue, and all these lame fucking ponies.
Brilliant contribution.
Like bringing head cheese sandwiches to a potluck.
Mmmm...head cheese.
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#10 2008-11-08 01:17:46
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Mmmm...head cheese.
Smegma?
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#11 2008-11-08 01:20:40
sigmoid freud wrote:
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Mmmm...head cheese.
Smegma?
Probably. I'm a vegenoid.
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#12 2008-11-08 01:21:31
Dmtdust wrote:
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
That was a thread the Net Nazi moved to the back room. It attacked him personally, and he's too fragile to deal with it. He's a talented banner maker, and an occasionally interesting essayist, but he ought to be running a lady's art therapy class, not the banner section of a forum.
'NUFF SED!
How to put this in words you'll understand...dinky dau?
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#13 2008-11-08 01:25:29
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Probably. I'm a vegenoid.
Liar - that's pointless and you know it.
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#14 2008-11-08 01:41:04
Emmeran wrote:
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Probably. I'm a vegenoid.
Liar - that's pointless and you know it.
Eating vegetables is pointless?
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#15 2008-11-08 01:48:06
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Emmeran wrote:
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Probably. I'm a vegenoid.
Liar - that's pointless and you know it.
Eating vegetables is pointless?
I assume by the term vegenoid you mean vegetarian and thus I must question the idea avoiding eating herbivores...it is and has always been their fate. Who, in fact, are you to attempt to thwart the enivibility of mother nature?
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#16 2008-11-08 01:56:11
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#17 2008-11-08 02:03:09
Emmeran wrote:
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Emmeran wrote:
Liar - that's pointless and you know it.Eating vegetables is pointless?
I assume by the term vegenoid you mean vegetarian and thus I must question the idea avoiding eating herbivores...it is and has always been their fate. Who, in fact, are you to attempt to thwart the enivibility of mother nature?
I agree completely, Emmeran. It ain't about that. Meat just slows my system to a crawl. Some people crap naturally once or twice a day, eat what they may, and feel energetic and healthy all their lives. If I eat meat I crap once a weak - large knotted stools that split my anus into bleeding fistula. To make things worse, being constipated is like being poisoned. You always feel ill, and you rarely have the energy you need to enjoy being alive. That is why I'm a vegenoid. Twice daily bowel movements of smooth, velvety stool. Every once in a while I cheat and have hot wings with beer. At Xmas and TGiving I go home and eat mom's turkey (hey - that oughtta be good for some ribald comments). Other than that, I have an extremely varied and flavourful diet that helps keep me younger and fitter than my years.
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#18 2008-11-08 02:05:00
try drinking water and lay off the alcohol.
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#19 2008-11-08 02:10:43
Dmtdust wrote:
try drinking water and lay off the alcohol.
First thing anyone would try. But it doesn't work. The problem started long before alcohol. I don't seem to have enough of the enzymes needed to digest meat efficiently. Either that or my lower colon is too long - the lower colon is the body's H2O reclamation plant - before your shit arrives it's largely liquid. Extend it a foot beyond average and your baby Obama's get sucked dry.
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#20 2008-11-08 02:14:15
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Dmtdust wrote:
try drinking water and lay off the alcohol.
First thing anyone would try. But it doesn't work. The problem started long before alcohol. I don't seem to have enough of the enzymes needed to digest meat efficiently. Either that or my lower colon is too long - the lower colon is the body's H2O reclamation plant - before your shit arrives it's largely liquid. Extend it a foot beyond average and your baby Obama's get sucked dry.
Try Taco Bell.... That place gives me the runs for a week....
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#21 2008-11-08 02:15:56
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Dmtdust wrote:
try drinking water and lay off the alcohol.
First thing anyone would try. But it doesn't work. The problem started long before alcohol. I don't seem to have enough of the enzymes needed to digest meat efficiently. Either that or my lower colon is too long - the lower colon is the body's H2O reclamation plant - before your shit arrives it's largely liquid. Extend it a foot beyond average and your baby Obama's get sucked dry.
I am starting to see a pattern here. So... do you get all uptight with this? Maybe this could explain your behaviour and attentiveness to Pale. Maybe he has a solution for you with all of this.
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#22 2008-11-08 02:23:35
Dmtdust wrote:
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Dmtdust wrote:
try drinking water and lay off the alcohol.
First thing anyone would try. But it doesn't work. The problem started long before alcohol. I don't seem to have enough of the enzymes needed to digest meat efficiently. Either that or my lower colon is too long - the lower colon is the body's H2O reclamation plant - before your shit arrives it's largely liquid. Extend it a foot beyond average and your baby Obama's get sucked dry.
I am starting to see a pattern here. So... do you get all uptight with this? Maybe this could explain your behaviour and attentiveness to Pale. Maybe he has a solution for you with all of this.
Nice try but the problem was solved long ago with dietary adjustment. As for my attentiveness to pENIx, I lay off him for many months. One day he even sent me his MSN info. (Maybe that's the problem! I never responded - I slighted him.) Then about a month ago he began dogging me with bullshit. Which is fine. I can accept that, because I don't mind dishing it out, either. But along with all this, he's become ever more of a bitch in general, and evermore the net nazi. Today he pissed me off...and I like being pissed off. There's more to come.
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#23 2008-11-08 02:25:40
Stop now. This is futile, and less than entertaining. I will have to badger these threads with the vilest of the vile pictures, video and audio. Just ignore him, and maybe you'll center a bit.
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#24 2008-11-08 02:27:44
Dmtdust wrote:
Stop now. This is futile, and less than entertaining. I will have to badger these threads with the vilest of the vile pictures, video and audio. Just ignore him, and maybe you'll center a bit.
I'll take a breather...but wait...the sound of one shoe dropping....
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#25 2008-11-08 02:53:33
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
I'll take a breather...but wait...the sound of one shoe dropping....
Damn WCL, you OK bro?
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#26 2008-11-08 03:09:49
I think WCL is having flashbacks to the third grade and is acting accordingly......
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#27 2008-11-08 03:28:22
Dirckman wrote:
I think WCL is having flashbacks to the third grade and is acting accordingly......
Nah - I was extremely pleasant in the 3rd grade...as long as no-one tried to take my books away. If you want to keep up, read the banner thread.
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#28 2008-11-08 07:23:28
This thread was moved to the backroom by pENIx within half an hour of its being posted. There was no consultation, just swift removal. It was moved back later by some sensible person with a dislike of high-handed, self-interested net-nazi forum tactics, which is why you'll see a repeat below. Earlier today (see Banner thread) pENIx deleted one of my banners because it was the high-street equivalent of an attack ad. Never mind that there are others of the same ilk, that it was well-enough made, or that avoidance of conflict is not the way of High-Street. The deletion was pENIx's way of raising our growing enmity into a full-scale blow out. It succeeded - the showdown is on. A blow has been struck against the forces of pENIx-fascism. I am not going to turn this into a long fight. It will be quick and dirty. In fact, for my part it is largely over. There could be blood. One of us could disappear. If it's me, and you miss me, ask Choad for my e-mail addy. I do apologize to Choad for the whining he is about to endure. Although my bellicosity is enjoying itself, I apologize for the various disruptions. Stay hateful. WCL
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#29 2008-11-08 09:44:43
Jeebus fucking christmas, can we stop giving PB any attention? I liked it better when people just ignored it. We all know its posts suck shit. Now you've brought it back with a vengeance. Wilbur, you and Pale both suck ass.
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#30 2008-11-08 09:54:41
headkicker_girl wrote:
Wilbur, you and Pale both suck ass.
If only yours were closer, I'd give you a little demonstration.
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