#1 2007-10-26 16:09:50

http://help.com/post/71438-do-guys-real … s-that-are
"not that huge"   

If you are an aircraft.

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#2 2007-10-26 16:12:02

ha ha hah ahahahahI'm 5'1 100lbs... you guys are so funny. This should kill some time fending of this ridiculousness thanks! yipee it's friday and now the day should fly!!!!! I love you guys

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#3 2007-10-26 16:13:52

lttlelindsey wrote:

ha ha hah ahahahahI'm 5'1 100lbs... you guys are so funny. This should kill some time fending of this ridiculousness thanks! yipee it's friday and now the day should fly!!!!! I love you guys

Which Leg?

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#4 2007-10-26 16:13:59

I'm not even going to ask what you're doing perusing the fat dating site, but I will ask that you not post stupidity.

We could give you and lttl your own forum, and make our attorney the admin.

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#5 2007-10-26 16:14:53

opsec wrote:

I'm not even going to ask what you're doing perusing the fat dating site, but I will ask that you not post stupidity.

We could give you and lttl your own forum, and make our attorney the admin.

I thought it was funny. Whats wrong with not looking?

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#6 2007-10-26 16:16:22

Bigcat wrote:

lttlelindsey wrote:

ha ha hah ahahahahI'm 5'1 100lbs... you guys are so funny. This should kill some time fending of this ridiculousness thanks! yipee it's friday and now the day should fly!!!!! I love you guys

Which Leg?

Here is my Myspace..

http://www.myspace.com/lindseymlou 

check it out and you can decide which leg

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#7 2007-10-26 16:19:33

lttlelindsey wrote:

Bigcat wrote:

lttlelindsey wrote:

ha ha hah ahahahahI'm 5'1 100lbs... you guys are so funny. This should kill some time fending of this ridiculousness thanks! yipee it's friday and now the day should fly!!!!! I love you guys

Which Leg?

Here is my Myspace..

http://www.myspace.com/lindseymlou 

check it out and you can decide which leg

OK Mabey I was wrong.

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#8 2007-10-26 17:02:44

Bigcat wrote:

OK Mabey I was wrong.

She's still an empty headed cunt.

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#9 2007-10-26 17:08:11

headkicker_girl wrote:

Bigcat wrote:

OK Mabey I was wrong.

She's still an empty headed cunt.

and you know this how?

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#10 2007-10-26 17:13:08

Nice T Bucket.

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#11 2007-10-26 17:14:27

opsec wrote:

Nice T Bucket.

Thanks I love my car. Best damn thing eva. That's what they get for raising me on Evil

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c185/lttlelindsey/keith.jpg

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#12 2007-10-26 17:16:27

angry angry little children

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c185/lttlelindsey/ShowLetter1.gif

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#13 2007-10-26 17:17:23

headkicker_girl wrote:

Bigcat wrote:

OK Mabey I was wrong.

She's still an empty headed cunt.

A .41 Magnum to the left temple ought to make certain of it.

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#14 2007-10-26 17:18:25

I have a different sort of magnum I would like to use.

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#16 2007-10-26 17:19:59

Here's the deal, Lindsey, sweetheart, you're cute and perky, but you're fucking BORING.  Now I know in meatspace you probably get lots of attention, and people to fall all over you, but here you have to prove yourself with your wits and intelligence because no one really gives a fuck about your appearance.  So far you are failing in the wits and intelligence department. 

Fuck, you've managed to bore me already, and as anyone will tell you, I'll go toe-to-toe with any troll.

So, as George Orr already told you, you need to step up your game or you will very quickly be ignored.

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#17 2007-10-26 17:22:39

It's OK Lindsey, Headkicker loves you, this is her way of showing affection. Gotta love that girl.

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#18 2007-10-26 17:23:09

cool got it. You won't be disapointed.... in the mean time wash out your cunt I can smell it from here. You're about as transparent as a fuckin piece of Cellophane. My looks are just an added bonus and if you knew me you'd know I'm the biggest tom boy ever... looks mean shit! so as I said get ready I do not disapoint... now find something better to do

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#19 2007-10-26 17:24:34

Curious:  If "they" "raised you on Evil," how come you don't know how to spell his name properly?

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#20 2007-10-26 17:26:20

George Orr wrote:

Curious:  If "they" "raised you on Evil," how come you don't know how to spell his name properly?

Nice catch George, I can't believe I missed that.

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#21 2007-10-26 17:26:27

Oh, oh your myspace site. That will probably be hacked before the night is over.

It appears you have some issues - possibly we could help. Could you tell us a bit about your relationship with your father and/or brother. I'm sure it would be interesting and help us in your advancement to a 29 year old woman you posit to be instead of the 16 year old twit you are projecting. Why the denizens of Cruel and now this hallowed site have helped so many in so many ways. We have had posters seeing strangers on their front lawn at night and freaking out  that were gently talked down to reason (a change of drugs actually helped a whole lot). We have had young gays ready to off themselves that have been convinced that killing the old widow next door was a better option. We have counseled pedophiles not to leave the little darlings in the boot after they have been... well you know... used. We have given horses reason to pursue relationships with real humans and go away for a while. We have engaged BOYZ that 'LIFT' and helped them see that bench pressing numbers had little to do with your value to the gene pool. We have seen badgers. Oh yes we have seen badgers.

So do open up for some GHL and such.

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#22 2007-10-26 17:27:06

George Orr wrote:

Curious:  If "they" "raised you on Evil," how come you don't know how to spell his name properly?

shoot not sure. it's been a long ass time since I've seen the guy... evel oops  damn  I did recently see his kid... Evel was way better.. or maybe it all had to do with the fact that I was 10?

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#23 2007-10-26 17:27:16

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y278/CruelUser/huge0xh.jpg

Impromptu picture thread!

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#24 2007-10-26 17:28:32

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y278/CruelUser/Scotty/348_image.jpg

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#25 2007-10-26 17:29:32

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y278/CruelUser/Scotty/422_image.jpg

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#26 2007-10-26 17:29:44

ha ha ha well at least I'm entertained

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#27 2007-10-26 17:30:50

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y278/CruelUser/Scotty/6794284G.jpg

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#28 2007-10-26 17:31:08

See opsec, how much fun we are having? Your demented children all playing so nicely together? If I didn't post stupid, we wouldn't be able to spend all of this quality time bonding with lindsey.

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#29 2007-10-26 17:31:16

lttlelindsey wrote:

cool got it. You won't be disapointed.... in the mean time wash out your cunt I can smell it from here. You're about as transparent as a fuckin piece of Cellophane. My looks are just an added bonus and if you knew me you'd know I'm the biggest tom boy ever... looks mean shit! so as I said get ready I do not disapoint... now find something better to do

Dear, since your cunt is the one closest to your nose, I'd suggest you check your own festering snatch.

Oh, and you're still a fucking bore.

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#30 2007-10-26 17:31:58

I'll raise you this..
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c185/lttlelindsey/l_4c1b3c5def3fafb6a74e1169ef4d52381.jpg
headkicker_girl

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#31 2007-10-26 18:20:47

All this talk of duelling cunt odour is making my tongue twitch. Who cares if they smell like Big Ethel Mercaptan...I can hold my breath! Let's stack this bitchy two-sum and administer a group gedanken experimenten. It's a cunt-off! I'm predicting that neither of our cumbatunts will grace our browsers with their beavers, so I'm adding a chart below. Which of these fine burgers most closely accords?
http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff314/wilbercuntlicker/burgers.jpg

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#32 2007-10-26 18:23:02

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

All this talk of duelling cunt odour is making my tongue twitch. Who cares if they smell like Big Ethel Mercaptan...I can hold my breath! Let's stack this bitchy two-sum and administer a group gedanken experimenten. It's a cunt-off! I'm predicting that neither of our cumbatunts will grace our browsers with their beavers, so I'm adding a chart below. Which of these fine burgers most closely accords?
http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff31 … urgers.jpg

No Cheese?? What the fuck?

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#33 2007-10-26 18:24:36

all right I'm out for the day... I hear the cheers* enjoy yourselves and I'm "well done..."

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#34 2007-10-26 21:41:54

sic

headkicker_girl wrote:

lttlelindsey wrote:

cool got it. You won't be disapointed.... in the mean time wash out your cunt I can smell it from here. You're about as transparent as a fuckin piece of Cellophane. My looks are just an added bonus and if you knew me you'd know I'm the biggest tom boy ever... looks mean shit! so as I said get ready I do not disapoint... now find something better to do

Dear, since your cunt is the one closest to your nose, I'd suggest you check your own festering snatch.

Oh, and you're still a fucking bore.

CHICK FIGHT!!!

http://i23.tinypic.com/rlwbcz.jpg

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#35 2007-10-26 22:55:29

sic, you have no imagination.  I'd hold her head in a vat of acid, then once the skin fell off I'd have someone in a hazmat suit come skull fuck her.

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#36 2007-10-26 23:06:24

sic

headkicker_girl wrote:

sic, you have no imagination.  I'd hold her head in a vat of acid, then once the skin fell off I'd have someone in a hazmat suit come skull fuck her.

OOOooooouuuuHHHHoHEYYYYY!!!  {***busts nut***}

Thanks HKG  I'm done

I do think I am falling for you....

http://i22.tinypic.com/2uyk2ew.jpg

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#37 2007-10-26 23:32:42

headkicker_girl wrote:

sic, you have no imagination.  I'd hold her head in a vat of acid, then once the skin fell off I'd have someone in a hazmat suit come skull fuck her.

HKG:  http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:fUxXEK-uzDhIyM:http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k12/snl2552ab/sexiluv/compliments/prettiestGirlFinger.jpg

Here's a little dance complete with head-kicks:

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#38 2007-10-27 00:21:54

lttlelindsey... ignore the critics.  Just send us the obligatory marinara sauce picture, and all will forgive you.

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#39 2007-10-27 01:52:06

lttlelindsey wrote:

headkicker_girl wrote:

Bigcat wrote:

OK Mabey I was wrong.

She's still an empty headed cunt.

and you know this how?

Um, well, linking to your MySpace page wasn't the swiftest move you could have made, considering that folks here live to humiliate trolls in meatspace or in other corners of the web where they're identifiable.

I mean, you did say you lurked a bit before you started babbling- did you learn anything from it?

Never mind. I already know the answer.

P.S.: You got a granma named Light_Foot?

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#40 2007-10-27 04:23:31

headkicker_girl wrote:

sic, you have no imagination.  I'd hold her head in a vat of acid, then once the skin fell off I'd have someone in a hazmat suit come skull fuck her.

I have a hazmat suit of sorts.

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#41 2007-10-30 16:24:57

lttlelindsey wrote:

cool got it. You won't be disapointed.... in the mean time wash out your cunt I can smell it from here. You're about as transparent as a fuckin piece of Cellophane. My looks are just an added bonus and if you knew me you'd know I'm the biggest tom boy ever... looks mean shit! so as I said get ready I do not disapoint... now find something better to do

Btw, I am late to this thread.  Let me welcome you.  I am Roger_That, the biggest cunt on Cruel.

A few things.  First:  Tom Boy?  Where are we, middle school?  BTW, my tits are far bigger than yours.  I'm also hotter and smarter, however I am not humble.

I win!

Vapid Whore.  Prove yourself.  Post something intelligent.

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#42 2007-10-30 16:33:29

I'd like to know what is so fucking intellegent about comparing boob size. You're the tard here... Oh and news to you smartie pants this is not cruel it's high street. now post something intellegent vapid whore.

You win!!!!!!

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#43 2007-10-30 16:40:37

lttlelindsey wrote:

I'd like to know what is so fucking intellegent about comparing boob size. You're the tard here... Oh and news to you smartie pants this is not cruel it's high street. now post something intellegent vapid whore.

You win!!!!!!

RT -- I was gonna take a stab at it, but I won't deny you the pleasure.

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#44 2007-10-30 17:08:22

kim

Ooohh Oohhh my GOD I cannot wait for RT's response! The suspense is killing me.

Wait wait wait ... Light_Foot?

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#45 2007-10-30 17:17:14

kim wrote:

Wait wait wait ... Light_Foot?

kim:

Fabled troll of Cruel yore, about 192 years old, from Texas, thought she was here to talk about her young boyfriends and her political discussion group.  She kept telling us all that we weren't nice.  Heh.

Every time she showed up, you could smell the Avon and hear the Chihuahuas barking and the Tupperware being burped. 

This is lttlelindsey's future, trust me.

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#46 2007-10-30 19:59:56

Doesn't the very ownership of a MeSpace page say it all???  For fucks sake, school is over get on with life.

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#47 2007-10-30 20:04:15

Roger_That wrote:

BTW, my tits are far bigger than yours.  I win!

Game over - Big Tits trump all.

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#48 2007-10-30 21:59:25

lttlelindsey wrote:

I'd like to know what is so fucking intellegent about comparing boob size. You're the tard here... Oh and news to you smartie pants this is not cruel it's high street. now post something intellegent vapid whore.

You win!!!!!!

Wow, littleslutsey needs to learn sarcasm!  Perhaps you should also learn to spell:

intellIgent.

It's hard to take your insults seriously when you can't spell such a vital word.  And returning an insult with the exact same insult is on par with "I am rubber you are glue..."

LittleSlutsey:

Welcome to Elementary School.  I am your teacher, Ms. Intelligent Smartie Tard.  Your first lesson for today is proper spelling and the use of a thesaurus.  After you have grasped these concepts fully and demonstrated their use, please return back for lesson #2:  How to make new friends, and keep them from wanting to tear out your retro-eye-sockets with a ball peen hammer!  Study up!  There will be a quiz at the end of class.

Now, show us your tits and bend over so I can cane your lily white monkeycheeks.

Most Sincerely,

Schoolmarm Woggah

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#49 2007-10-30 22:02:27

Emmeran wrote:

Roger_That wrote:

BTW, my tits are far bigger than yours.  I win!

Game over - Big Tits trump all.

The "my tits are bigger than yours.." and so on and so forth was a response to the fact that she owns and pimps out her myspace page.

Myspace is for losers, attention whores, and pedophiles.

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#50 2007-10-30 22:06:53

Somehow I don't think this one is going to be able to tough it out.

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