#1 2008-12-09 10:10:37

OK, since Dhal hates stickied threads here is one that is eligible and just might piss him off.  How about a repository for requests of other members?  Cat Recipes type appropriate title to throw off the newbs. 

I currently have three:

Anyone on the board in the business of data recovery?  Specifically a 2 or 4GB SanDisk Micro USB drive.  Or if not can you point me in a good direction as the drive has quit working and I need all the info thereon.

And just to let you know I am not going as soft as the rest of the fucking board:

I am trying to locate a video of a blonde woman talking about how bad it is in porn for women, whining on and on and then out of nowhere a guy grabs her head and shoves his cock in her mouth to shut her up.

It has been posted to Cruel in the past but I cannot find it anymore.  Much obliged for your help.

Also, I think I have asked for it several times but I keep losing it:

The post on Cruel was, "I think this is how you make pate",  The video was a woman shoving a dildo into a guy's urethra pretty damn hard.  He was split and the practice is known as sounding but I cannot locate my last copy of this vid either.

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#2 2008-12-09 11:30:43

I have a copy of the whining woman. I do not know how to deliver it.

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#3 2008-12-09 12:33:16

Scotty, this is not the first time I've wondered about the reading material in your waiting room, or whether the sex offender registry has a big fat x at your address. Or even if everyone's drinking the same koolaid today.

Wolfpitlord, any number of upload sites (like putfile.com) will suffice, at least least until they find and purge it. Just post the url here quick. Course, there's always Wilber's favorite site. Pornhub.com

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#4 2008-12-09 12:47:23

How big is it? I might wanna host that at DaN

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#5 2008-12-09 18:56:07

Scotty wrote:

The post on Cruel was, "I think this is how you make pate",  The video was a woman shoving a dildo into a guy's urethra pretty damn hard.  He was split and the practice is known as sounding but I cannot locate my last copy of this vid either.

I more or less lost my Internet cherry with that particular vid.  I've seen quite a bit of gnarly eye-poison since, but that was kinda the watershed moment:  I've never been that shocked, horrified, repulsed, etc. since.

Even if I knew where you could find it, I don't think I would tell you.

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#6 2008-12-09 19:04:34

George Orr wrote:

Scotty wrote:

The post on Cruel was, "I think this is how you make pate",  The video was a woman shoving a dildo into a guy's urethra pretty damn hard.  He was split and the practice is known as sounding but I cannot locate my last copy of this vid either.

I more or less lost my Internet cherry with that particular vid.  I've seen quite a bit of gnarly eye-poison since, but that was kinda the watershed moment:  I've never been that shocked, horrified, repulsed, etc. since.

Even if I knew where you could find it, I don't think I would tell you.

Mine was the woman sucking a horse's cock, then the horse cums and it causes the woman to vomit.  That got passed to me via email as lesbians.mpg back in my freshman year at Georgia Tech.

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#7 2008-12-09 20:55:23

jesusluvspegging wrote:

George Orr wrote:

Scotty wrote:

The post on Cruel was, "I think this is how you make pate",  The video was a woman shoving a dildo into a guy's urethra pretty damn hard.  He was split and the practice is known as sounding but I cannot locate my last copy of this vid either.

I more or less lost my Internet cherry with that particular vid.  I've seen quite a bit of gnarly eye-poison since, but that was kinda the watershed moment:  I've never been that shocked, horrified, repulsed, etc. since.

Even if I knew where you could find it, I don't think I would tell you.

Mine was the woman sucking a horse's cock, then the horse cums and it causes the woman to vomit.  That got passed to me via email as lesbians.mpg back in my freshman year at Georgia Tech.

Me too--I remember the orgasm sounded like a shotgun going off in her mouth. Also, bizarrely, the horse seemed to be laughing. That really happened, right?

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#8 2008-12-10 02:19:26

George Orr wrote:

Even if I knew where you could find it, I don't think I would tell you.

Why do you hate America, GO?

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#9 2008-12-10 10:22:16

Wolf Blitzer, you may send the file to tzudohnihm@gmail.com.  O+, you can send me an email there as well and if I get the file I will send it along.

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#10 2008-12-10 10:36:47

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Wolf Blitzer, you may send the file to tzudohnihm@gmail.com.  O+, you can send me an email there as well and if I get the file I will send it along.

Can't somebody find a way to post links?  You've got my curiousity up, so to speak.

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#11 2008-12-10 10:48:19

I was the one who posted the urethra one. A looooong time ago.

It had its own URL. Lemme see if I can find it for you.

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#12 2008-12-10 10:52:45

Let's see. That took like 10 seconds.

It's in a link halfway down this page. You can even download it.

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#13 2008-12-10 16:03:00

sofaking wrote:

Let's see. That took like 10 seconds.

It's in a link halfway down this page. You can even download it.

Bless you my child!

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#14 2008-12-10 17:18:34

sofaking wrote:

Let's see. That took like 10 seconds.

It's in a link halfway down this page. You can even download it.

That literally made the bottoms of my feet sweat.

Edit: Goddamn.

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#15 2008-12-28 21:19:55

http://www2.goyk.com/aw333sas0903/video … no_respect(nsfw).wmv

Fuck you you fucking fuckers.

Edit by Decadence:  Dude, Autoplay is one of the few "faux-pas" which are not appreciated a-round these here parts.

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#16 2008-12-28 21:42:02

thanks Scoots... where else would you see such a raw display of talent like this?


More Funny Videos at GOYK.COM

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#17 2008-12-29 00:02:40

I was OK with force-feeding that guy's turkey neck, but this made me want to either call PETA or kill myself. 

What the hell -- think I'll do both.

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#18 2008-12-29 00:13:24

nextdwarf wrote:

I was OK with force-feeding that guy's turkey neck, but this made me want to either call PETA or kill myself. 

What the hell -- think I'll do both.

Good find, that.

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#19 2008-12-29 02:25:18

Remember the vid of the idiot who wanted to be ass-fucked by a stallion, and died from from ruptured intestines? Well, don't post the link to that one.

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#20 2008-12-29 03:55:24

the sound that dude made caused me to lose sleep.

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#21 2008-12-29 08:26:10

2 Guys, 1 Horse

Nothing like capitalizing on another meme to make yourself known.

Sorry, siggy.  Had ta be done.

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#22 2008-12-29 11:16:57

Scotty wrote:

2 Guys, 1 Horse

Nothing like capitalizing on another meme to make yourself known.

Sorry, siggy.  Had ta be done.

For the record, that site crashed my Mozilla Firefox.

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#23 2008-12-29 11:26:04

whosasailorthen wrote:

For the record, that site crashed my Mozilla Firefox.

Need to update then, mine performed fine.

Multiple times.

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#24 2008-12-29 18:56:56

Don't be sexist, Scotty.

Bitches hate that.

http://img33.picoodle.com/img/img33/3/12/29/t_m11702m_6077212.gif

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#25 2009-01-23 17:21:24

I need a ringtone that shows my utter contempt for my ex.  Any suggestions?

*EDIT*  Like to be able to find it here.

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#26 2009-05-11 16:14:35

Is there anyway to pull a copy of a flash video off a news site?  Thanks for your help.

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#27 2009-05-11 20:02:37

High Street going soft? Dude, you were the one selling a woman's engagement ring on here awhile back...

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#28 2009-05-12 06:01:00

Scotty wrote:

Is there anyway to pull a copy of a flash video off a news site?  Thanks for your help.

It depends on the format; But, if you run Mozilla, I'd try "Download Helper."  No program has been more of a "dog-send" to my "porn collection" than this one.

Post-Script:  And, if you need an FLV player, this is my personal favortie:  Applian FLV Player

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#29 2009-05-12 20:07:48

Decadence wrote:

Scotty wrote:

Is there anyway to pull a copy of a flash video off a news site?  Thanks for your help.

It depends on the format; But, if you run Mozilla, I'd try "Download Helper."  No program has been more of a "dog-send" to my "porn collection" than this one.

Post-Script:  And, if you need an FLV player, this is my personal favortie:  Applian FLV Player

This presumes you're already using Firefox (which you probably should be). Mac's Safari has a 'Developer' tab which will permit the user to emulate any number of other browser types, but doesn't really allow for plug-ins. However, I use an external app, MPEG Streamclip (freeware), which readily converts one media type to another.

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#30 2009-05-28 09:34:04

OK, there was a site that showed why circumcised sex caused the penile head to become a hook for lubrication and draw it out of the vagina causing problems.  I need that site ASAP.

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#31 2009-05-28 11:00:59

found it!
http://community.momlogic.com/group/chr … oung-adult

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#32 2009-05-28 12:10:19

That was just mean.

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#33 2009-09-18 21:58:03

New quest for you!

Anyone recall the video, Japanese of course, of the woman having live fish or some seafood shoved in her ass or pussy and then they come flying out and then are shoved back in by another woman?

I need that and any other images that would top this one:

http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-03-30/octopus_sex.jpg

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#34 2009-09-18 22:17:18

Also, and I know I'm a bastard for not DLing it but the page with the pate/sounding video isn't coming up.  I definitely need the sounding video.

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#35 2009-09-19 00:39:33

We are getting some very interesting insights into Scotty's weekends, are we not?

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#36 2009-09-19 09:26:18

George Orr wrote:

We are getting some very interesting insights into Scotty's weekends, are we not?

This isn't the half of it.

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#37 2009-11-15 17:55:32

OK, someone came onto my computer and deleted some pictures I didn't want deleted.  What is the best way of recovering said photos?

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#38 2009-11-15 18:05:05

Scotty wrote:

OK, someone came onto my computer and deleted some pictures I didn't want deleted.  What is the best way of recovering said photos?

What filesystem are you using?

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#39 2009-11-15 18:11:25

Xp Home Edition 2002 Service Pack 3

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#40 2009-11-15 18:18:58

File System, not operating...

...you know what, never mind.  It's gone.  You're never getting it back.

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#41 2009-11-15 18:44:31

jesusluvspegging wrote:

File System, not operating...

...you know what, never mind.  It's gone.  You're never getting it back.

Hey!  I haven't begun my night school IT classes just yet so quityerbitchin!

Right clicking the C: and G: drives says NTFS.

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#42 2009-11-15 19:21:28

Download and burn this image to CD.  Then shut down your computer and boot from the CD.  Proceed boldly forward, ignoring any warnings - they're just there to keep the riff-raff away.

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#43 2009-11-15 19:23:03

I strongly advise that you ignore the square's advice.

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#44 2010-09-14 17:47:07

OK, I need the "article"  that had a picture of Buck the Guy with a Pussy and a chick with a dick and talked about how you HAD to be attracted to either one.

Anyone got an idea?  Thanks.

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#45 2010-09-14 19:57:43

Scotty wrote:

OK, someone came onto my computer and deleted some pictures I didn't want deleted.  What is the best way of recovering said photos?

Now let me get this straight Scotty, SOMEONE, you don't know who, CAME into your computer.... I am getting a better insight into your weekends. Thanks!

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#46 2010-09-14 20:12:12

Tall Paul wrote:

Scotty wrote:

OK, someone came onto my computer and deleted some pictures I didn't want deleted.  What is the best way of recovering said photos?

Now let me get this straight Scotty, SOMEONE, you don't know who, CAME into your computer.... I am getting a better insight into your weekends. Thanks!

Paul,

I have spent the better part of the year trying to get over that break-up.  Fuck you for throwing me right back into the muck.

The above is partially in jest.  It isn't 50/50 so I'll leave it to you to decide how much I am upping my dosages thanks to your belated comment.

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#47 2010-09-14 20:24:34

Upping the dosage has always worked for me.

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#48 2010-12-07 15:03:05

Anyone know their way around Excel?

I currently have the following formula in a sheet I am using:

=SUM((O2+P2+Q2+R2+S2+T2+U2+V2+W2+X2+Y2+Z2+AA2+AB2)/14)

I need that formula changed so that it gives me an average of cells O through AB yet ignores empty cells where some people will have only 10 or 12 entries instead of the whole 14.

Am I looking for =SUM(O:AB)?

Thanks.

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#49 2010-12-07 15:28:12

Averageif()

=AVERAGEIF(O2:AB2, ">0")

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#50 2010-12-07 15:58:16

Thankee, kind sir.

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