#2 2007-10-26 23:08:26
It was a clumsy and unremarkable fuck, except that I wasn’t clean and he was frantic about not getting my shit on anything.
He has a way with words.
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#3 2007-10-26 23:35:26
Princess Sparkle Pony... a trusted name in journalistic integrity since last week.
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#4 2007-10-27 01:47:13
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#5 2007-10-27 04:31:44
Update: Princess Sparkle Pony Threatened With Dildo Attack!
Phillips promised to track down Pony only wearing a Laura Bush mask and show him the business end of a strap-on dildo.
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#6 2007-10-27 10:33:54
“There were so many closeted neocons who trolled for cock and ass there, particularly cock and ass on younger men: Terry Dolan, Jon Hinson, and a bunch of other men who seemed to run in a close and secretive group. I had sex with some of them at The Follies, and I even went home with a couple of them — at different times, at least — based on smooth talk and their attraction to a 20-something geek. One of them I would later recognize as Larry Craig.”
I'm sorry, but I think I'll just yank that curtain aside and reassure the straights that this is a pathetic simulacrum of homosexuality. No, that's not like a 'Real Doll.' It's what happens when silly kweenz reduce themselves to fuckbots whose only merit is to score Bill-Orally wannabes.
The rest have already fucked Sean Hannity up the ass, with a fistful of WD-40. Just watch his expression on the next broadcast.
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