#51 2008-12-30 04:21:30
Roger_That wrote:
Also, I just read Dean Koontz' latest book.
The book about piracy is the only thing that redeems you in that post.
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#52 2008-12-30 09:01:07
Taint wrote:
Roger_That wrote:
Also, I just read Dean Koontz' latest book.
The book about piracy is the only thing that redeems you in that post.
I know, I know. The Dean Koontz book was a gift, and I finished the piracy book so quickly, that I just went for the next 'fresh' book I had.
Enjoy the live piracy map by the ICC. Fascinating
Also, I agree with Square. I want a sequel.
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#53 2008-12-30 11:32:21
George Orr wrote:
I am re-reading Moby Dick. It's slow going.
In other post-holiday-related news, remember that leftover turkey and gravy I was gloating over this morning? I barfed it all up about half an hour ago. Barfing was practically a sport when I was in my 20s, but when you're middle-aged, it really takes it out of you (so to speak). NOT fun.
No turkey salad for me this year. That tainted shit's going in the garbage.*
I tried to tell you. Now the smell of leftover turkey will forever induce a gag response.
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#54 2008-12-30 15:28:05
Which leads us to the obvious question: what is the worst food to barf?
Tequila, oranges and bananas are bad, particularly with some German chocolate cake. I should know.
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#55 2008-12-30 15:38:41
Fled wrote:
Which leads us to the obvious question: what is the worst food to barf?
Tequila, oranges and bananas are bad, particularly with some German chocolate cake. I should know.
Pesto.
Tequila.
Orange juice and champagne.
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#56 2008-12-30 16:36:45
Red wine has that particular combination of bouquet and acidic palate that elevates retching to operatic heights.
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#57 2008-12-30 16:37:36
Red beans and rice (zatarans!).
I'll never eat them again. They look the same going down, as they do coming up.
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#58 2008-12-30 16:41:10
Anything with chili peppers or jalapenos. The sting hurts my nose. (gag)
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#59 2008-12-30 16:42:18
Fled wrote:
Which leads us to the obvious question: what is the worst food to barf?
Tequila, oranges and bananas are bad, particularly with some German chocolate cake. I should know.
Until recently, I'd have gone with bananas or hot dogs; But, trust me, it's lemon-swirl cookies (Which do not go quite as well with brandied-coffee as one would imagine).
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#60 2008-12-30 16:49:21
A bottle of cherry cough syrup.
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#61 2008-12-30 17:03:18
Mogen David Concord, circa 1985. A friend and I wondered why someone gave us two gallons for free.
We found out.
(Also, Wild Turkey or Makers Mark. Whiskey just doesn't sit well with me).
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#62 2008-12-30 17:25:09
Harvey's Bristol Cream. A whole bottle. Trust me on this one.
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#63 2008-12-31 02:51:53
On the opposite side of the spectrum, I find that Mountain Dew makes hurling almost pleasant.
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#64 2008-12-31 03:37:34
tojo2000 wrote:
On the opposite side of the spectrum, I find that Mountain Dew makes hurling almost pleasant.
I think it has something to do with the fact that Mountain Dew tastes best when consumed flat and slightly warm. Also, they put that brominated vegetable oil in it to make it sliiiiiiide down your throat from those big-mouth cans.
Mountain Dew: it probably gives you cancer, but you don't fucking care.
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#65 2008-12-31 06:35:59
Roger_That wrote:
I made Chili, and watched the Ravens pave the road to the playoffs with JAX asshole.
Then I masturbated, read a book, and went to bed.
Now, I am at work.
Ahhh, the single life.
Go COLTS!
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#66 2008-12-31 08:57:50
Peyton Manning can kiss my white ass.
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#67 2008-12-31 11:54:11
Roger_That wrote:
Peyton Manning can kiss my white ass.
You mean soon-to-be 3-time MVP Peyton Manning?
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#68 2008-12-31 11:59:49
Roger_That wrote:
Then I masturbated, read a book, and went to bed.
Ok, I'll take a wild stab at it...
Odd Hours by Dean Koontz or Everybody Poops by Taro Gomi....
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#69 2008-12-31 12:12:03
Roger_That wrote:
Peyton Manning can kiss my white ass.
Does this have anything to do with the masterbating before bed? Tell me you would kick him out of the sack.
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#70 2008-12-31 12:17:46
phreddy wrote:
Roger_That wrote:
Peyton Manning can kiss my white ass.
Does this have anything to do with the masterbating before bed? Tell me you would kick him out of the sack.
Don't blaspheme, god dammit.
That's Peyton Manning you're talking about there, buddy.
Peyton doesn't have extramarital affairs.
Jesus fucking H Christ, does this board have no shame?!?
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#71 2008-12-31 12:24:56
ptah13 wrote:
phreddy wrote:
Roger_That wrote:
Peyton Manning can kiss my white ass.
Does this have anything to do with the masterbating before bed? Tell me you would kick him out of the sack.
Don't blaspheme, god dammit.
That's Peyton Manning you're talking about there, buddy.
Peyton doesn't have extramarital affairs.
Jesus fucking H Christ, does this board have no shame?!?
Spoken as someone who WAS kicked out of RT's sack. (sorry Ptah, couldn't resist).
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#72 2008-12-31 12:32:11
phreddy wrote:
ptah13 wrote:
phreddy wrote:
Does this have anything to do with the masterbating before bed? Tell me you would kick him out of the sack.
Don't blaspheme, god dammit.
That's Peyton Manning you're talking about there, buddy.
Peyton doesn't have extramarital affairs.
Jesus fucking H Christ, does this board have no shame?!?Spoken as someone who WAS kicked out of RT's sack. (sorry Ptah, couldn't resist).
Ouch!!!
Wait, I have to say. RT doesn't have a "sack". The proper way to say it was that I was booted from her bag, or something like that. RT doesn't possess a "sack".
sorry, have to come correct, bro.
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