#151 2009-02-26 02:45:46

kim wrote:

fnord wrote:

kim wrote:

I would happily pay for her kids and more of her face surgery then help foot the bill for Northern Trusts LA extravaganza. Oh wait, I did.

You are a much nicer person than I am.  I think there are far too many people on this planet and the least desirable are producing too large a percentage of the babies.  It’s one of my fondest hopes that a massive plague will sweep the planet and remove a few billion useless eaters.

I wasn't serious, I was just trying to find a "clever" way of bringing up the Northern Trust Bank party.

I actually think America needs to follow China in the whole one kid allowed deal. The whole world needs to do so actually. The world is just getting worse and worse and people are the god damn cause of it all.

A male version of The Pill would help, as long as it didn't make guys limp in the lap. If men could control conception, I bet the birth rate would drop like a rock, even among married men. The compulsion to pop out spuds seems to be MUCH more of a female thing than male...some reproductive/nurturing (nesting?) instinct. Most men just want the puss, no sucklings (in my opinion, anyway).

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#152 2009-02-26 02:54:41

scarydog wrote:

A male version of The Pill would help, as long as it didn't make guys limp in the lap. If men could control conception, I bet the birth rate would drop like a rock, even among married men. The compulsion to pop out spuds seems to be MUCH more of a female thing than male...some reproductive/nurturing (nesting?) instinct. Most men just want the puss, no sucklings (in my opinion, anyway).

At the very least most people would prefer not to be surprised.

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#153 2009-02-26 09:39:16

There are lots of ways for men to control conception. I got mine taken care of for under $500, paid out of my own pocket. Way cheaper than a lifetime of condoms. (But if you work the club circuit, you are going to want to wear those condoms anyway...)

Now, if they could make your baby batter taste like chocolate, that would probably keep the conception level down as well.

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#154 2009-02-26 09:42:27

I have devised a unique method of birth control that's going to make Me richer than Bill Gates.  It's a remote ignition system for your car that cranks your vehicle when your SO says, "I want a baby" (or a semantically identical statement).

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#155 2009-02-26 11:20:32

Today's question: Porn or diapers?

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#156 2009-02-27 04:06:06

sofaking wrote:

Today's question: Porn or diapers?

Are you kidding? She's probably crazy and stupid enough to do the porn. I need to see that like I needed to see Verne Troyer's sex tape (which will remain unseen).

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#157 2009-02-28 09:08:27

So I hadn't seen this little detail about the porn offer before: apparently the million bucks is for a movie where she fucks 8 different "actors" in different scenes.

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#158 2009-02-28 13:43:11

Why different scenes? They could probably save production money and fit all eight inside her at one time, no problemo.

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#159 2009-03-02 00:32:11

jesusluvspegging wrote:

So I hadn't seen this little detail about the porn offer before: apparently the million bucks is for a movie where she fucks 8 different "actors" in different scenes.

Imagine what the parasitic twit's wrinkled sac-of-a-stomach must look like now that her sucklings have spilled out onto the (mostly) unappreciative world. On the other hand, it WOULD be a novelty for porn: a woman with her own flappy Santa bag.

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#161 2009-03-02 12:32:27

More and more I'm getting the feeling that this story is gonna end Horribly

The Octomom — mother of 14 IVF conceived children — has officially passed on an offer of free 24-hour nursing care for her kids by the nonprofit group Angels in Waiting.

AP reports that the group’s founder said that Suleman seemed to lose interest in their offer after they ruled out her request to do a reality show around her childrens' care.

Angels in Waiting lawyer Gloria Allred said she filed a request for an investigation with Los Angeles County Child and Family Services into how Suleman will care for her children.

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#162 2009-03-03 12:16:07

Fucking Gloria Allred. She's got her shrill little nose into everybody's business whenever there's a woman involved. Even a batshit loonball like Suleman. Speaking of the latter, my mother pointed out that if she's getting donations, they're probably coming from all those Right to Lifers.

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#163 2009-03-03 12:45:09

pALEPHx wrote:

Fucking Gloria Allred. She's got her shrill little nose into everybody's business whenever there's a woman involved. Even a batshit loonball like Suleman. Speaking of the latter, my mother pointed out that if she's getting donations, they're probably coming from all those Right to Lifers.

Speaking of Right to Life in the context of fertility clinics:

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#165 2009-03-03 18:56:11

pALEPHx wrote:

Fucking Gloria Allred. She's got her shrill little nose into everybody's business whenever there's a woman involved. Even a batshit loonball like Suleman.

Gloria Allred’s occupation is Attention Whore.  And what better way to get attention than to steal it from another Attention Whore.  The only part that surprises me is that for once she is opposing what another female Attention Whore is doing for attention.  If Gloria were black, she would be a Race Pimp, which is just another subspecies of Attention Whore.

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#166 2009-03-03 19:03:14

fnord wrote:

Race Pimp, which is just another subspecies of Attention Whore.

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#167 2009-03-03 19:21:41

jesusluvspegging wrote:

fnord wrote:

Race Pimp, which is just another subspecies of Attention Whore.

By Race Pimp, I’m referring to racial arsonists like Al Sharpton who make their living by inflaming racist hatred against White people.  I realize you’re insinuating I’m a Race Pimp for the White race, however I derive exactly zip percentage of my income by expressing my Separatist views on the Internet.

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#168 2009-03-03 19:22:35

fnord wrote:

By Race Pimp, I’m referring to racial arsonists like Al Sharpton who make their living by inflaming racist hatred against White people.  I realize you’re insinuating I’m a Race Pimp for the White race, however I derive exactly zip percentage of my income by expressing my Separatist views on the Internet.

Well, at least you're ethical about it.

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#169 2009-03-07 16:13:46

I don't care for Kimmel but this was pretty funny, I thought

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#171 2009-03-12 03:33:47

Next time Suleman should shoot for a baker's dozen.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3645/3348850662_cdcf56a953_o.jpg

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#172 2009-03-12 03:49:49

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3596/3348869930_332e4f0c59_o.jpg

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#173 2009-03-12 04:12:31

God Damn it man I'm high and I ain't been sleepin' right, don't show Me these things!

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#174 2009-03-13 04:44:22

http://www.retrogallery.com/movies/Octopussy.JPG

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#175 2009-03-25 10:47:59

More porn deals in the works

In a letter sent to Nadya, Vivid is offering her seven figures, free health insurance for one year and a bus big enough for the family if she agrees to do a reality show for them. The catch? All her nannies have to be porn stars and she has to appear semi-nude in a XXX flick.

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#176 2009-03-25 21:21:02

jesusluvspegging wrote:

More porn deals in the works

In a letter sent to Nadya, Vivid is offering her seven figures, free health insurance for one year and a bus big enough for the family if she agrees to do a reality show for them. The catch? All her nannies have to be porn stars and she has to appear semi-nude in a XXX flick.

She doesn't seem to be able to stick with nannies and nurses. All these people trying to help her, and she's just driving them crazy. I don't think pornstars would last. They'd have to pay them more to change diapers than they'd be paying Suleman.

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#177 2009-04-06 21:11:38

Octomom art. . . needs more tentacles!

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#179 2009-06-01 03:18:45

Nothing like a encouraging this crap...

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#180 2009-06-01 04:57:22

I don't know, even though I don't watch John & Kate plus Crotchfruit Cornucopia, I love catching the summaries from The Soup.  I'm counting the days until John is found dead, sucking on a rubber hose attached to their exhaust pipe.

In a way, I can empathize with that a bit.  I don't think I can empathize with Vera de Milo lips and completely batshit insane.

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#181 2009-06-01 12:56:37

I watch so little TV I wasn't even aware of Douche and Bitch Plus Eight until I read about it here.  I suspect the Octosow Show will be canceled because of poor ratings.

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#182 2009-06-01 18:16:22

fnord wrote:

I watch so little TV I wasn't even aware of Douche and Bitch Plus Eight until I read about it here.

In-Deed.  I finally "caught on" that it was a pseudo-reality show after weeks of seeing articles concerning them on all of the major "news" sites which seem to treat every little facet of their bull-shit as though it were a matter of National interest.  I so fucking hate bi-peds.

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