http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=424574

An Eastside lawyer made our Best Deaths list without even leaving the house! He worked at Microsoft, but his cause of death was macro and hard: A giant crane at a construction site in the fancy nabe where he lived fell directly onto his fourth-story Bellevue apartment, crushing him. (Of all the ways to go, that one's not bad. He never knew what hit him.)

OK, hows about some Microsoft crashing jokes?