High Street at Cruelery.com - The Web's Bitter Afterbirth / Porn star "Hints from Heloise"

DoucheEllington · 2007-10-31 00:09:13

Mostly common sense - but this bit

..."if the heat of the moment does result in a shot in the eye, the best way to treat it is by washing with milk. Milk has the effect of washing sperm cleanly away. That's common knowledge on the sets of adult movies."

hints at holiday mass-market paperback potential.

pALEPHx · 2007-10-31 02:14:41

I think all it does is stop the stinging, and might be wrong to suggest that it washes anything 'away.' But, for all I know, she's bathing in it. I wonder what sage words she has for other fluids?

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