#2 2009-03-15 06:36:31

I notice the one referenced on the Telegraph UK site makes Barack a whole lot more "urban" than reality.

Maybe I'd like him a bit more if he manned up and smacked that Michelle down into her place. Bitch needs to shut the fuck up or be dealt with. You'd think his ho would have learned by all stupid shit she said during the election, wouldn't you?

1st bitch betta recognize, all I gotta say. My man Obama pimp hand be strong now, know what I'm sayin'?

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#3 2009-03-15 06:46:19

Am I the only one who sees Manuel Noriaga in the second picture?

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#4 2009-03-15 09:05:40

Most of these are just awful; a few look like they were painted by talented children.  The sad thing is they weren’t intended by the artists to be disrespectful, unlike the painting I saw of Michelle with a pancake on her head having sex with a pink dolphin.

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#5 2009-03-15 10:36:14

fnord wrote:

Most of these are just awful; a few look like they were painted by talented children.  The sad thing is they weren’t intended by the artists to be disrespectful, unlike the painting I saw of Michelle with a pancake on her head having sex with a pink dolphin.

oh god... please... link!!!

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#6 2009-03-15 10:42:44

I can't find fnord's dolphin picture.  I did find these:

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc263/jesusluvspegging/michelle_obama_pancake.jpg
http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc263/jesusluvspegging/pancake_pastoral.jpg
http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc263/jesusluvspegging/fallout_obama.jpg

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#7 2009-03-15 12:54:40

The source: http://badpaintingsofbarackobama.com

These are particularly special....

http://iamchriscollins.com/badpaintingsofbarackobama/images//46.jpg

I know little ears on black guys is stereotypical.... but on Obama??
http://iamchriscollins.com/badpaintingsofbarackobama/images//16.jpg

http://iamchriscollins.com/badpaintingsofbarackobama/images//45.jpg

http://iamchriscollins.com/badpaintingsofbarackobama/images//38.jpg

http://iamchriscollins.com/badpaintingsofbarackobama/images//42.jpg

Barak... or Jack Kennedy?
http://iamchriscollins.com/badpaintingsofbarackobama/images//33.jpg


"Baby, I need your lovin', got to have all your lovin'...."
http://iamchriscollins.com/badpaintingsofbarackobama/images//39.jpg

"Riddle me this, Batman!..."
http://iamchriscollins.com/badpaintingsofbarackobama/images//18.jpg

I actually kind of like this one, in a WPA/modernist art kind of way... go figure...
http://iamchriscollins.com/badpaintingsofbarackobama/images//41.jpg

Last edited by whosasailorthen (2009-03-15 12:57:48)

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#8 2009-03-15 13:25:24

Paintings like that of McCain just wouldn't have worked.

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#9 2009-03-15 20:53:59

I'm partial to this one.

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/430_tacos.jpg

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#10 2009-03-15 21:08:55

ptah13 wrote:

fnord wrote:

Most of these are just awful; a few look like they were painted by talented children.  The sad thing is they weren’t intended by the artists to be disrespectful, unlike the painting I saw of Michelle with a pancake on her head having sex with a pink dolphin.

oh god... please... link!!!

I don’t remember where I found this.  Fortunately I had a copy in my trashcan.

http://i42.tinypic.com/2928y87.jpg

Edit: I see by the watermark that it was for sale on eBay.

Last edited by fnord (2009-03-15 21:10:35)

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#11 2009-03-15 21:10:07

Hah!  I was betting it'd be the same artist as the unicorn ones.  Awesome!

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#12 2009-03-15 21:30:01

Here is a larger copy I found without the eBay watermark.

http://i39.tinypic.com/29g1yky.jpg

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#13 2009-03-15 21:32:52

I'd sprinkle that on my sweet potato.

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#14 2009-03-15 21:37:05

fnord wrote:

Here is a larger copy I found without the eBay watermark.

http://i39.tinypic.com/29g1yky.jpg

The bananas, obviously symbolizing humanity's primordial urge for survival by using modern (or pragmatic) means while referencing the greater struggle of Third World farm workers cultivating crops for wealthier nations in often chemically and physically dangerous circumstances, are a thoughtful touch and raise this tour de force to the sublime. Bravo, I say! Bravo!

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#15 2009-03-16 00:11:58

Can we buy that one from eBay and have it drop shipped directly to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.?

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#16 2009-03-16 00:52:49

Taint wrote:

fnord wrote:

Here is a larger copy I found without the eBay watermark.

http://i39.tinypic.com/29g1yky.jpg

The bananas, obviously symbolizing humanity's primordial urge for survival by using modern (or pragmatic) means while referencing the greater struggle of Third World farm workers cultivating crops for wealthier nations in often chemically and physically dangerous circumstances, are a thoughtful touch and raise this tour de force to the sublime. Bravo, I say! Bravo!

"Sometimes a banana is just a banana."  - Sigmund Freud

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#17 2009-03-16 02:40:13

ptah13 wrote:

I notice the one referenced on the Telegraph UK site makes Barack a whole lot more "urban" than reality.

Maybe I'd like him a bit more if he manned up and smacked that Michelle down into her place. Bitch needs to shut the fuck up or be dealt with. You'd think his ho would have learned by all stupid shit she said during the election, wouldn't you?

1st bitch betta recognize, all I gotta say. My man Obama pimp hand be strong now, know what I'm sayin'?

Obama be pulling out the pimp stick on the ho's ass if she be fronting.

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#18 2009-03-16 06:28:03

scarydog wrote:

ptah13 wrote:

I notice the one referenced on the Telegraph UK site makes Barack a whole lot more "urban" than reality.

Maybe I'd like him a bit more if he manned up and smacked that Michelle down into her place. Bitch needs to shut the fuck up or be dealt with. You'd think his ho would have learned by all stupid shit she said during the election, wouldn't you?

1st bitch betta recognize, all I gotta say. My man Obama pimp hand be strong now, know what I'm sayin'?

Obama be pulling out the pimp stick on the ho's ass if she be fronting.

For reelz!

He gonna bustatrugaloo on her ass, fo sho, yo.

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#19 2009-03-16 11:02:12

“I despair of the Republic! Such dreariness, such whining sallow women.. such crass food, crass manners, crass landscape!! What a horror it is for a whole nation to be developing without the sense of beauty, and eating bananas for breakfast.” -Edith Wharton

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