#1 2009-04-26 01:43:01

I was out to lunch most of the month and apologies if this is old news.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/26/world … exico.html

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#2 2009-04-26 02:06:49

I was browsing La Reforma to see what the latest was, and it looks like according to Mexico's Secretary of Health approximately 324,000 people have checked in to local clinics and hospitals to be checked for the disease.  Sounds like a clusterfuck of epic proportions.

Also interesting that all fatalities have been in people between 20 and 50 years old.  It's like influenza fatality opposite day.

Edit:  Whoops, I guess my Spanish is a bit rusty.  That's 1,324, not 324,000.  (mil 324 vs. 324 mil).

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#3 2009-04-26 02:07:48

Oh, and here's how you know it's really bad:  they cancelled Mass.

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#4 2009-04-26 02:08:31

tojo2000 wrote:

I was browsing La Reforma to see what the latest was, and it looks like according to Mexico's Secretary of Health approximately 324,000 people have checked in to local clinics and hospitals to be checked for the disease.  Sounds like a clusterfuck of epic proportions.

Also interesting that all fatalities have been in people between 20 and 50 years old.  It's like influenza fatality opposite day.

Could you put a link up Tojo?

I have piles of face mask... you know the drill.

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#5 2009-04-26 02:10:58

Here's the link I was reading.  It's in Spanish.  I didn't see a link for English.

http://www.reforma.com/nacional/articulo/496/990081/

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#6 2009-04-26 02:27:01

It wants a password.

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#7 2009-04-26 02:28:36

Try this one, seems to not need a subscription:  http://www.eluniversal.com.mx/notas/593683.html

Edit: the Google translation is okay

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#8 2009-04-26 03:16:57

tojo2000 wrote:

Also interesting that all fatalities have been in people between 20 and 50 years old.  It's like influenza fatality opposite day.

Wasn't that the hallmark of the 1918 Flu, taking down the young and strong, decimating armies etc, yet leaving wards of extremely young or extremely old with only the small sniffles.

Awww fuck it, nature apparently knows how to cure over-population.

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#9 2009-04-26 03:41:59

Emmeran wrote:

tojo2000 wrote:

Also interesting that all fatalities have been in people between 20 and 50 years old.  It's like influenza fatality opposite day.

Wasn't that the hallmark of the 1918 Flu, taking down the young and strong, decimating armies etc, yet leaving wards of extremely young or extremely old with only the small sniffles.

Not quite but close enough.

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#10 2009-04-26 04:12:52

Some say a comet will fall from the skies
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still
Followed by millions of DUMBfounded DIPshits and
Some say the end is near...
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon
I certainly hope we will.

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#11 2009-04-26 09:13:40

choad wrote:

Emmeran wrote:

tojo2000 wrote:

Also interesting that all fatalities have been in people between 20 and 50 years old.  It's like influenza fatality opposite day.

Wasn't that the hallmark of the 1918 Flu, taking down the young and strong, decimating armies etc, yet leaving wards of extremely young or extremely old with only the small sniffles.

Not quite but close enough.


As I said in another thread, this worries me.  And air travel is more efficient than the troop ships of 1918:

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#12 2009-04-26 10:19:43

Cases have been found in California, Texas, Kansas, and New York.

Edit:  A picture of the spread in Mexico (DF is the Distrito Federal, where Mexico City is):  http://www.eluniversal.com.mx/graficos/ … fia/brote/

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#14 2009-04-26 16:47:14


View H1N1 Swine Flu in a larger map

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#15 2009-04-26 19:46:28

How in hell did you get your disease to spread to all the islands before they closed off the ports and airports?

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#16 2009-04-26 19:59:17

Here's an easy one, get it about half the time:

Start as Parasite, sell your symptom and buy Rodents, x2 Heat x2 Drug resistance. Let the thing run until either: Madagascar closes it's ports before it gets infected (you've lost,) Argentina closes it's borders before it gets infected (you've lost,) or all countries become infected. Once all countries have become infected, add some vectors, add sores, add fever, or if you have enough points, hemorrhage and encephalitis. Then you're golden!

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#17 2009-04-26 20:32:18

Well, I tried that as well as a few other things, about two dozen times and I never made it to all the islands. 0-24.

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#18 2009-04-26 21:30:25

Infection map.  Pink is suspected, purple is confirmed case.

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#20 2009-04-26 22:40:28

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#21 2009-04-26 22:55:42

Speaking of which, I literally just finished reading Alan Weisman's "The World Without Us" which examines what the world might look like if and when humanity disappears all at once, en masse. I found myself going from utter despair (some parts of the book are incredibly depressing - no, really, really depressing) to wonder and hope. And when it's not busy inducing you to slash your wrists - as well as the wrists of everyone you know - it's funny as hell.

Read it. It's definite High Street material.

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#22 2009-04-26 23:43:16

The game's too easy.  Here's my first try:

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/82_capture.jpg

Maybe it was meant to be easy to kill everyone.  Perhaps I should set up a lab and try it in meatspace.

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#23 2009-04-27 00:02:38

Taint wrote:

Speaking of which, I literally just finished reading Alan Weisman's "The World Without Us" [...] Read it. It's definite High Street material.

You could say that.

We're Fucked

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#24 2009-04-27 00:19:54

You're joking, right? I've tried upwards of thirty times now, and never killed everybody. I've tried every permutation I can think of, and no matter what it doesn't get to every island. One time it started on Madagascar, infected everyone on the island, and they closed their own port before it could get off.

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#25 2009-04-27 00:21:13

Taint wrote:

Speaking of which, I literally just finished reading Alan Weisman's "The World Without Us" which examines what the world might look like if and when humanity disappears all at once, en masse. I found myself going from utter despair (some parts of the book are incredibly depressing - no, really, really depressing) to wonder and hope. And when it's not busy inducing you to slash your wrists - as well as the wrists of everyone you know - it's funny as hell.

Read it. It's definite High Street material.

That is an excellent read....  That book doesn an amazing job of putting humans and their place on this planet into perspective.

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#26 2009-04-27 00:24:50

The Discovery Channel is making it into a series.

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#27 2009-04-27 00:26:07

choad wrote:

Taint wrote:

Speaking of which, I literally just finished reading Alan Weisman's "The World Without Us" [...] Read it. It's definite High Street material.

You could say that.

We're Fucked

The first entry in the High Street Book Club!

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#28 2009-04-27 00:34:31

The history channel made this documentary last year (upon which the series is being based, I believe), and it's pretty damned good.  I highly recommend it.

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#29 2009-04-27 01:31:46

jesusluvspegging wrote:

The history channel made this documentary last year (upon which the series is being based, I believe), and it's pretty damned good.  I highly recommend it.

I know, and I'd love to see to it but I'll have to wait until it appears on line or shows up on DVD.

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#30 2009-04-27 08:31:26

Taint - You don't dl torrents?  JLP included a link.  There are active seeds, so you can get it if you wish to.

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#31 2009-04-27 09:30:02

ah297900 wrote:

You're joking, right? I've tried upwards of thirty times now, and never killed everybody. I've tried every permutation I can think of, and no matter what it doesn't get to every island. One time it started on Madagascar, infected everyone on the island, and they closed their own port before it could get off.

No I've played exactly once, and that was a screen capture.  I sold off all the symptoms, added to the resistances, and bought all four means of transmission.  I waited until everyone was infected and started buying symptoms, to kill everyone.   Maybe it was beginners luck.  It wasn't that interesting and took long enough that I'm not going to keep doing it to find out.

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#32 2009-04-27 11:29:05

Fled wrote:

Taint - You don't dl torrents?  JLP included a link.  There are active seeds, so you can get it if you wish to.

I'm guessing Taint tried a torrent client once but only long enough to infect his windows system with viral vermin.

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#33 2009-04-27 13:47:41

choad wrote:

Fled wrote:

Taint - You don't dl torrents?  JLP included a link.  There are active seeds, so you can get it if you wish to.

I'm guessing Taint tried a torrent client once but only long enough to infect his windows system with viral vermin.

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH is this a serious problem with windows torrent clients?

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#34 2009-04-27 13:51:54

jesusluvspegging wrote:

choad wrote:

Fled wrote:

Taint - You don't dl torrents?  JLP included a link.  There are active seeds, so you can get it if you wish to.

I'm guessing Taint tried a torrent client once but only long enough to infect his windows system with viral vermin.

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH is this a serious problem with windows torrent clients?

No, not the clients, but if you're going to go download illegal software, one of the hazards is that you might be downloading from some unscrupulous individuals using it to spread malware.

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#35 2009-04-27 13:59:38

tojo2000 wrote:

No, not the clients, but if you're going to go download illegal software, one of the hazards is that you might be downloading from some unscrupulous individuals using it to spread malware.

But for the most part you're not downloading software, you're downloading media.  Also, with software, if you stick to popular torrents that people have commented on favorably, you run very little risk.  My pet windows partition is packed with stolen games, and there's not a single virus on there.  I don't leave a virus scanner running, even.  I just scan it every couple months for shits and giggles and I never find anything.

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#36 2009-04-27 14:02:52

jesusluvspegging wrote:

tojo2000 wrote:

No, not the clients, but if you're going to go download illegal software, one of the hazards is that you might be downloading from some unscrupulous individuals using it to spread malware.

But for the most part you're not downloading software, you're downloading media.  Also, with software, if you stick to popular torrents that people have commented on favorably, you run very little risk.  My pet windows partition is packed with stolen games, and there's not a single virus on there.  I don't leave a virus scanner running, even.  I just scan it every couple months for shits and giggles and I never find anything.

Yes, you're very smart.

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#37 2009-04-27 14:10:37

tojo2000 wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

tojo2000 wrote:

No, not the clients, but if you're going to go download illegal software, one of the hazards is that you might be downloading from some unscrupulous individuals using it to spread malware.

But for the most part you're not downloading software, you're downloading media.  Also, with software, if you stick to popular torrents that people have commented on favorably, you run very little risk.  My pet windows partition is packed with stolen games, and there's not a single virus on there.  I don't leave a virus scanner running, even.  I just scan it every couple months for shits and giggles and I never find anything.

Yes, you're very smart.

No, I'm just not stupid about what I download on a vulnerable OS.

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#38 2009-04-27 14:38:08

Use the one on www.mininova.com
Users rate the torrents so you know the quality & safety.
I downloaded Sunspot's & it's okay.

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#39 2009-04-27 21:22:05

Back on topic:
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/swine_flu.png

(from the wonderful xkcd)

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#40 2009-04-27 21:27:24

Thanks George I guess I will twitta that.

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#42 2009-04-27 23:37:19

orangeplus wrote:

http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5j-GfE-Gd8nNLh2psz2sVRy5GLu9A

Oh, Jesus.

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#43 2009-04-27 23:44:22

tojo2000 wrote:

orangeplus wrote:

http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5j-GfE-Gd8nNLh2psz2sVRy5GLu9A

Oh, Jesus.

Not exactly

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#45 2009-04-28 01:08:41

Strictly as a token of my respect, Sofie, you suck.

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#46 2009-04-28 01:15:42

That was excellent!

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#47 2009-04-28 11:48:56

I am the canary in this coal mine-I have downs preschoolers sneeze and cough on me-they're cute little buggers but their respiratory systems suck- every single day M-F and they're all either from Mexico, recently went to Mexico, going back to Mexico, or have a relative staying with them from Mexico. 

I was holding a little friend of mine in my arms yesterday when he sneezed. The janitor-this guy who is a dead ringer for Scatman Crothers-happened to be walking by at the time and looked at me, shaking his head and said, "Swine flu, man. You're all gonna die. You're all gonna die."

Freaked me out. I do have Tamiflu, however-thank you, Mom-and I carry it in my car in case I start feeling like shit..

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#48 2009-04-28 12:00:37

icangetyouatoe wrote:

I am the canary in this coal mine-I have downs preschoolers sneeze and cough on me-they're cute little buggers but their respiratory systems suck- every single day M-F and they're all either from Mexico, recently went to Mexico, going back to Mexico, or have a relative staying with them from Mexico. 

I was holding a little friend of mine in my arms yesterday when he sneezed. The janitor-this guy who is a dead ringer for Scatman Crothers-happened to be walking by at the time and looked at me, shaking his head and said, "Swine flu, man. You're all gonna die. You're all gonna die."

Freaked me out. I do have Tamiflu, however-thank you, Mom-and I carry it in my car in case I start feeling like shit..

Can't you put paper or plastic over their pointed little heads?

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#49 2009-04-28 12:41:12

icangetyouatoe wrote:

Freaked me out. I do have Tamiflu, however-thank you, Mom-and I carry it in my car in case I start feeling like shit..

Toe, God love ya, kid, but I gotta put ya wise cause I like you... Tamiflu is not bad, but please get your doc to prescribe you some Relenza instead.  There's a whole lot more resistant organisms to Tamiflu than there are to Relenza.  Trust me - it happens to be my business to know. 

On edit, confirmation:
http://articles.latimes.com/2009/feb/04 … e/sci-flu4

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid= … 0&refer=uk

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#50 2009-04-28 20:50:56

We just got a confirmed case here in Indiana . . . a Notre Dame student tested positive.

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