#2 2009-05-12 15:24:53

whaddya mean?  s'good for yeh.  you got a problem with cheese?

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#3 2009-05-12 15:31:22

Horseonovich wrote:

whaddya mean?  s'good for yeh.  you got a problem with cheese?

S'not good for ya.

Buttered pound cake?!

*yaks*

Actually, though, I made a lowfat applesauce cake last week, and totally busted Mr. Sofie eating slices of it w/ butter while he was on the phone. Grosssss.

He's lucky, though. He eats many thousands of calories a day, and never gains an ounce.

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#4 2009-05-12 15:33:35

sofaking wrote:

He's lucky, though. He eats many thousands of calories a day, and never gains an ounce.

Maybe he's... i dunno ... imaginary?

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#5 2009-05-12 15:50:16

Horseonovich wrote:

sofaking wrote:

He's lucky, though. He eats many thousands of calories a day, and never gains an ounce.

Maybe he's... i dunno ... imaginary?

No, he has the metabolism of a tweaker hummingbird.

I truly believe he exists.

If he doesn't, my two kids were immaculately concieved, and I have been talking to myself for 16 years.

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#6 2009-05-12 15:55:02

You just broke moi's heart and you don't even realize it.

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#7 2009-05-12 15:56:09

Horseonovich wrote:

You just broke moi's heart and you don't even realize it.

Huh?

You know I lurves you!

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#8 2009-05-12 15:57:44

sofaking wrote:

I truly believe he exists.

If he doesn't, my two kids were immaculately concieved, and I have been talking to myself for 16 years.

Somehow this seems plausible...

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#9 2009-05-12 16:02:02

Emmeran wrote:

sofaking wrote:

I truly believe he exists.

If he doesn't, my two kids were immaculately concieved, and I have been talking to myself for 16 years.

Somehow this seems plausible...

Making the "Sofie's crazy" assumption is always a sure bet.

Don't you think someone would have told me by now, and not just played along with my delusions?

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#10 2009-05-12 16:04:04

sofaking wrote:

Horseonovich wrote:

You just broke moi's heart and you don't even realize it.

Huh?

You know I lurves you!

If this truly so, then please accept my corona as you would the eucharist, and I promise to keeps it all nice and immaculate. 

You starting to recall now, hon?  Of course, just joking  (adding that part for Choadonovich as kind of a ban-preventing disclaimer ... I feel dirty for having to do it, but what can I say?  I am here on borrowed time....)

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#11 2009-05-12 16:17:26

sofaking wrote:

Emmeran wrote:

sofaking wrote:

I truly believe he exists.

If he doesn't, my two kids were immaculately concieved, and I have been talking to myself for 16 years.

Somehow this seems plausible...

Making the "Sofie's crazy" assumption is always a sure bet.

Don't you think someone would have told me by now, and not just played along with my delusions?

See, I've always believed you were a figment of my imagination and that everyone here is just playing along.

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#12 2009-05-12 16:17:52

Horseonovich wrote:

sofaking wrote:

Horseonovich wrote:

You just broke moi's heart and you don't even realize it.

Huh?

You know I lurves you!

If this truly so, then please accept my corona as you would the eucharist, and I promise to keeps it all nice and immaculate. 

You starting to recall now, hon?  Of course, just joking  (adding that part for Choadonovich as kind of a ban-preventing disclaimer ... I feel dirty for having to do it, but what can I say?  I am here on borrowed time....)

Ah, yes. I was thinking a beer.

;>

Naw, you're back.

And guess who unbanned yooooou?

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#14 2009-05-12 17:10:14

Emmeran wrote:

sofaking wrote:

I truly believe he exists.

If he doesn't, my two kids were immaculately concieved, and I have been talking to myself for 16 years.

Somehow this seems plausible...

*whistles nonchalantly*
*backs slowly out of the room*

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#15 2009-05-13 00:42:13

sofaking wrote:

No, he has the metabolism of a tweaker hummingbird.

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