#1 2007-11-03 19:58:07
Both mostly unrelated to each other, except that I've had them bookmarked and needed to query my betters:
What the hell is legal bud? (I honestly have no clue what the hell they're selling...declassified hemp?)
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How the fuck does a striptease violate CAPTCHA protocols? (this one is more for the techies)
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#2 2007-11-03 20:06:35
Legal Bud- drink carrot juice, same fucking thing. Smoke real weed, just hide it.
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#3 2007-11-03 20:11:53
For the second question...
Protected web site says to bot, "solve this CAPTCHA to prove you're not a bot."
Bot grabs CAPTCHA image and displays it on another web site and says to human, "solve this CAPTCHA and I'll show you boobies."
Human types in text from CAPTCHA, gets boobies.
Bot submits text to protected web site.
Skynet takes over.
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#4 2007-11-03 20:56:38
pALEPHx wrote:
How the fuck does a striptease violate CAPTCHA protocols? (this one is more for the techies)
Turing test. What these anuses are doing is using spotty little pubescent geeks to provide the human input required to automate the process for them to create massive numbers of fraudulent accounts to webmail / facebook / YouTube etc., then spam-bomb and feed scumware and other malware.
So how are your blisters pea-brain ?
Feltch
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#5 2007-11-03 21:13:56
I think you might have an e-mail from a Nigerian Official with promises of hundred of thousands if you are able to help him with a few transactions between CIBs! Check it out, its risk free!
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#6 2007-11-03 21:26:14
Orange has installed a captcha for registration. This is probably more practical though less entertaining than Scotty and Dusty's insistence on having everyone strip upon registration.
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#7 2007-11-04 04:35:11
felch wrote:
So how are your blisters pea-brain ?
Feltch
I just want to know how that works, you stupid shit who can't spell his own name. I actually figure you know more than I do, in this instance. Try not to let it go to waste.
A true Turing test isn't about the mere ability to reproduce symbols from a visual field. I honestly don't understand fake weed or software fake-outs. The articles I linked were insubstantial references, in both cases. I require more information.
Someone asked me about the ersatz weed. I don't know what the hell they're vending. Sure, I could Google it, but I'd prefer the High Street point of view.
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#8 2007-11-04 05:13:23
pALEPHx wrote:
felch wrote:
So how are your blisters pea-brain ?
FeltchI just want to know how that works, you stupid shit who can't spell his own name. I actually figure you know more than I do, in this instance. Try not to let it go to waste.
A true Turing test isn't about the mere ability to reproduce symbols from a visual field. I honestly don't understand fake weed or software fake-outs. The articles I linked were insubstantial references, in both cases. I require more information.
Someone asked me about the ersatz weed. I don't know what the hell they're vending. Sure, I could Google it, but I'd prefer the High Street point of view.
Jebus -=pENIx=- !
Asking ANYTHING on this website is tantamount to pulling down your pants and asking the assembled multitudes if your anus looks like a chocolate cruller.
If you need a spanking that badly take out an ad on Craig's List
ALSO - what's the big fucking deal about spelling your own name correctly? As far as I'm concerned, you don't spell yours properly either.
Wilber
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#9 2007-11-04 09:23:02
opsec wrote:
Orange has installed a captcha for registration. This is probably more practical though less entertaining than Scotty and Dusty's insistence on having everyone strip upon registration.
Puh-leeaze! Not everyone. I, unfortunately, have seen more than my share of costumed cock.
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#10 2007-11-04 19:33:07
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Jebus -=pENIx=- !
Asking ANYTHING on this website is tantamount to pulling down your pants and asking the assembled multitudes if your anus looks like a chocolate cruller.
Meh. I don't give a crap how it looks. Only a complete wanker worries about looking good all the time--especially to a bunch of near strangers--or is just a big ol' liar. I figured, "Hmm, software and pot. Where on earth do I know anybody who could conceivably understand more about both than I do? No, not iVillage. About.com won't have it. Google's an unfiltered wash. Gee, if I could only think of a place..."
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#11 2007-11-04 20:38:07
pALEPHx wrote:
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Jebus -=pENIx=- !
Asking ANYTHING on this website is tantamount to pulling down your pants and asking the assembled multitudes if your anus looks like a chocolate cruller.Meh. I don't give a crap how it looks. Only a complete wanker worries about looking good all the time--especially to a bunch of near strangers--or is just a big ol' liar. I figured, "Hmm, software and pot. Where on earth do I know anybody who could conceivably understand more about both than I do? No, not iVillage. About.com won't have it. Google's an unfiltered wash. Gee, if I could only think of a place..."
Well, you do wear the panties in the house. I guess I'll have to adapt to your kinder, gentler ways. My immediate instinct is to gank you, but I'm trying to work through it with my court-appointed psychiatrist. Oh well - here's to a plurality of treatment options. Vivent la sororité. (Ooops...sorry Choad...the French just kinda slipt in there.)
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#12 2007-11-04 21:56:23
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Jebus -=pENIx=- !
Asking ANYTHING on this website is tantamount to pulling down your pants and asking the assembled multitudes if your anus looks like a chocolate cruller.
If you need a spanking that badly take out an ad on Craig's List
ALSO - what's the big fucking deal about spelling your own name correctly? As far as I'm concerned, you don't spell yours properly either.
Wilber
Wow, Wilber, we are truly made for one another. Before I got to your 2nd sentence, all I could think was "well, at least -=pENIx=- didn't post his question on Craigslist..."
But again, you took the well parsed words from my corpulant, pursed embouchement...
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#13 2007-11-05 03:14:54
Roger wrote:
Wow, Wilber, we are truly made for one another.
At least I can comfort myself in the knowledge that you are incapable of breeding.
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#14 2007-11-05 09:50:11
Decadence wrote:
At least I can comfort myself in the knowledge that you are incapable of breeding.
Bwahahahah. I could always adopt and mold... Remember, environment has a lot to do with behaviour.
They can be trained, my friend. Pavlovian style...
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#15 2007-11-06 03:58:33
pALEPHx wrote:
felch wrote:
So how are your blisters pea-brain ?
FeltchI just want to know how that works, you stupid shit who can't spell his own name. I actually figure you know more than I do, in this instance. Try not to let it go to waste.
pALEPHx wrote:
A true Turing test isn't about the mere ability to reproduce symbols from a visual field.
Yes, and I answered you. The anuses cannot defeat the Turing test for account creation, thats why they use cheap porn gimmicks to get knuckleheads to do the grunt work for them.
Felch
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