#1 2009-12-10 12:02:28

A dude from the BBC is looking for the MIT graduate student who created Bonsai Kitten so that it can be featured on a TV show.

If anyone knows the student, or how to get in touch with the student, please let me know either on High Street or in email.

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#2 2009-12-10 12:34:01

HAHAH Bonsai surfaces again!

I have no idea, I'm not sure if any of us ever knew their names???

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#3 2009-12-10 12:39:06

Rogers, you might want to ask Franny Syufy.  Remember her?

http://cats.about.com/bio/Franny-Syufy-4919.htm

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#4 2009-12-10 12:51:18

I seem to recall it was an Asian dude. I hope that narrows it down a bit.

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#5 2009-12-10 14:26:41

Here's a start. Dr. Michael Wong Chang is the alias. Searching his name leads to all kinds of articles.

http://cats.about.com/gi/o.htm?zi=1/XJ& … %2C00.html

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#6 2009-12-10 21:13:51

Oh sure, papa comes around when he needs something . . . but ignores us the rest of the year (sniff, sniff).

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#7 2009-12-10 21:38:03

Troll.

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#8 2009-12-10 22:35:52

the ginger stepchildren are not amused.

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#9 2009-12-10 23:04:24

Taking the binary bonsai approach to cruelty one more time:

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#10 2009-12-10 23:36:15

Want some cheeeeeese with the Whine kiddies?  If step daddy hadn't thrown a snit, where would we be now?  I likes it here.

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#11 2009-12-11 00:10:52

Dmtdust wrote:

Want some cheeeeeese with the Whine kiddies?  If step daddy hadn't thrown a snit, where would we be now?  I likes it here.

You know, Dusty, you really take all the fun out of baggage.

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#12 2009-12-11 01:40:24

Taint wrote:

Dmtdust wrote:

Want some cheeeeeese with the Whine kiddies?  If step daddy hadn't thrown a snit, where would we be now?  I likes it here.

You know, Dusty, you really take all the fun out of baggage.

So much to learn, the story just gets better and better.

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#13 2009-12-11 01:49:25

Rcade still is looking for approval from Father Pedo.   He was embarrassed, EMBARRASSED by all of us, hence his castrating of CRUEL.com.  You woulda thought he was birthing an IPO or somethin'.

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#14 2009-12-11 02:17:13

Dmtdust wrote:

Rcade still is looking for approval from Father Pedo.   He was embarrassed, EMBARRASSED by all of us, hence his castrating of CRUEL.com.  You woulda thought he was birthing an IPO or somethin'.

'tis such a frightening thing when your children grow up to be just like you...

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#15 2009-12-11 12:46:50

I can't believe that anyone here would be angry at me for trying to make Katie Couric my contingency wife in case the first missus decides she's had all she can stand.

As for Frannie Syufy, I haven't forgotten that abusive cat fancier. Some of those loonies are still emailing threats about that site all these years later:

http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/arch … ai_kitten/

"Over the years, the Museum of Hoaxes has received hundreds of emails from people who seem convinced that we are responsible for the Bonsai Kitten hoax. These emails often describe in graphic detail what will happen to us when we are sealed inside glass jars. For the record, let us state that we have nothing to do with Bonsai Kitten (except for the article we posted debunking it). Threatening to kill us will not help the campaign to stop Bonsai Kitten."

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#16 2009-12-11 15:59:07

Rcade: I work with someone who knows the people responsible, and they're asking them if they wish to be contacted by the media.  If they are interested, should I give them an email address to contact?

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#17 2009-12-11 16:24:32

rcade wrote:

I can't believe that anyone here would be angry at me for trying to make Katie Couric my contingency wife in case the first missus decides she's had all she can stand.

Rcade Shopping... for another wife.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a27zbNyf3x4

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#18 2009-12-11 16:52:33

My bonsai kitten is shaped like a huge ...star.

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#19 2009-12-11 18:02:37

puck-

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#21 2009-12-11 20:05:49

Just when you think Bonsai Kitten is dead, it comes limping back from the grave.

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#22 2009-12-11 21:14:55

jesusluvspegging wrote:

evil fucking kitty cat dance

Great, I'm reinfected. It took two weeks to bleach this audio from my synapses the first time.

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#23 2009-12-11 21:51:21

Dmtdust wrote:

rcade wrote:

I can't believe that anyone here would be angry at me for trying to make Katie Couric my contingency wife in case the first missus decides she's had all she can stand.

Rcade Shopping... for another wife.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a27zbNyf3x4

Fuck Katie Couric.  I'm next in line.  Plus, I've got bigger boobs.

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#24 2009-12-11 22:16:34

Roger_That wrote:

Fuck Katie Couric.  I'm next in line.  Plus, I've got bigger boobs.

So you keep on saying.  Katie's got bigger ones, at least you can see actual fotos of them on occasion.

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#25 2009-12-12 00:34:18

opsec wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

evil fucking kitty cat dance

Great, I'm reinfected. It took two weeks to bleach this audio from my synapses the first time.

This video is a great explanation of why all modern cats are evil, night loving creatures.

It also explains what happened to the dinosaurs and Soddom/Gommorah.

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#26 2009-12-12 05:40:37

AND I DANCE DANCE DANCE AND I DANCE DANCE DANCE

tonight I slapped a man in the face for choosing the wrong brand of Tennessee Whiskey.  He had two choices and he chose wrong, and I slapped him in the face and now I feel like shit.  That's right, your Jesus is a fuckup, right proper.

There is a scab on My cock.  I put it there.  God be praised.

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#27 2009-12-12 09:07:15

jesusluvspegging wrote:

AND I DANCE DANCE DANCE AND I DANCE DANCE DANCE

tonight I slapped a man in the face for choosing the wrong brand of Tennessee Whiskey.  He had two choices and he chose wrong, and I slapped him in the face and now I feel like shit.  That's right, your Jesus is a fuckup, right proper.

There is a scab on My cock.  I put it there.  God be praised.

Tennessee Whiskey?  Blasphemy! Horror!! Shame!!!

Young man proper Whiskey can not be made that far south...

Let me save you from yourself

http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/wineglobe-store_2085_8533024

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#28 2009-12-12 10:03:52

Dmtdust wrote:

Roger_That wrote:

Fuck Katie Couric.  I'm next in line.  Plus, I've got bigger boobs.

So you keep on saying.  Katie's got bigger ones, at least you can see actual fotos of them on occasion.

Use your free floating imagination.

https://cruelery.com/sidepic/roger_that.jpg



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#29 2009-12-12 10:44:36

opsec wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

evil fucking kitty cat dance

Great, I'm reinfected. It took two weeks to bleach this audio from my synapses the first time.

Mwa-ha-ha . . .

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#30 2009-12-12 13:09:24

choad wrote:

Use your free floating imagination.

https://cruelery.com/sidepic/roger_that.jpg

That could be padding, and it isn't a clear shot.  At this point I'll take a wet t-shirt, bikini, or actual in the buff's as proof, thanks.

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#31 2009-12-12 16:39:14

karenw wrote:

opsec wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

evil fucking kitty cat dance

Great, I'm reinfected. It took two weeks to bleach this audio from my synapses the first time.

Mwa-ha-ha . . .

I love the evil fucking kitty cat dance. My only real problem arose after friends tired of hearing me sing it with maniacal joy and told me to stop. "Cat, I'm a kitty cat, and I meow, meow, meow, and I meow, meow, meow..."

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#32 2009-12-12 23:30:51

tojo2000 wrote:

Rcade: I work with someone who knows the people responsible, and they're asking them if they wish to be contacted by the media.  If they are interested, should I give them an email address to contact?

Cool. Have them contact me and I will forward it to the BBC producer. Either that, or send me an email and I will forward the BBC's email to you.

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#33 2009-12-12 23:31:28

Roger_That wrote:

Dmtdust wrote:

rcade wrote:

I can't believe that anyone here would be angry at me for trying to make Katie Couric my contingency wife in case the first missus decides she's had all she can stand.

Rcade Shopping... for another wife.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a27zbNyf3x4

Fuck Katie Couric.  I'm next in line.  Plus, I've got bigger boobs.

Bigger boobs? That changes everything.

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#34 2009-12-12 23:57:33

rcade wrote:

That changes everything.

Hey rcade.  So what's up, bored?

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#35 2009-12-13 03:09:10

MSG Tripps wrote:

rcade wrote:

That changes everything.

Hey rcade.  So what's up, bored?

Daddy's just making his obligatory holiday visit to the ginger step kids.

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#36 2009-12-13 03:31:05

This begs the question:  Who is our mom, and whatever happened to her?

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#37 2009-12-13 09:04:30

fnord wrote:

This begs the question:  Who is our mom, and whatever happened to her?

Please, don't make me tell you who Yo Mama is.......

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#38 2009-12-13 09:06:05

rcade:  My guess is, if they haven't contacted me by now, they just don't want to talk to the media.

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