#101 2012-01-17 10:20:20

Compared to what I think of you, Paul, A redneck moron is a first class gentleman.

You were always the kid who didn't fit in, weren't you?

You tried so hard to have some talent or personality trait that would make the other kids want to hang out with you but you were always ridiculed instead. Never had a date until you were 35 and that chick couldn't STAND you. The only sexual encounters you had were when your father would sneak into your bedroom after mom was asleep.

Am I getting warm?

Sometimes saying it well is saying nothing at all, you are wasting internet space.

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#102 2012-01-17 18:36:05

Bigcat wrote:

Compared to what I think of you, Paul, A redneck moron is a first class gentleman.

You were always the kid who didn't fit in, weren't you?

You tried so hard to have some talent or personality trait that would make the other kids want to hang out with you but you were always ridiculed instead. Never had a date until you were 35 and that chick couldn't STAND you. The only sexual encounters you had were when your father would sneak into your bedroom after mom was asleep.

Am I getting warm?

Sometimes saying it well is saying nothing at all, you are wasting internet space.

I don't know, Bigcat, are you getting warm? You must be, after all jerking off does raise your body temperature just like any other form of exercise.

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#103 2012-01-18 09:38:15

Ah, this is good.  This is as it should be.  I can see from the above exchange that my influence remains, even after the passage of years.   The spirit of li'l ol' moi permeates both of your respective Word Gifts, good sirs.  This is not to say that T'Paul isn't just a festering, heavily maggot-ridden cunt, of course.   And it looks to me as though he is sticking with brief responses, since his Word Gift is, like his erections, unsustainable for any serviceable length of time.  But I am touched nonetheless. 

Peace and Golden Horsey Love unto you both.

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#104 2012-01-18 10:12:15

http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1004/attention-whore-pic-it-and-flick-it-demotivational-poster-1270405529.jpg

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#105 2012-01-18 10:40:12

I'm touched (in a purely Catholic way) that this brazen display of well defended ignorance has served to pull back the rug and give us a brief glimpse of all of the old High Street regulars as they scurry back toward the dark recesses they habituate.

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#106 2012-01-18 11:14:51

GooberMcNutly wrote:

I'm touched (in a purely Catholic way) that this brazen display of well defended ignorance has served to pull back the rug and give us a brief glimpse of all of the old High Street regulars as they scurry back toward the dark recesses they habituate.

Ah, a fine display of hastily strung together, disjointed metaphors, replete with rugs and recesses, that actually have nothing to do with any of the above exchanges.  Far be it for me to deprive Goober of his need to chime in when ol' Hossy's back in town.  But you really must try to contain your excitement, goobonovich.   A simple "welcome back, Hossy" would have been quite sufficient.

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#107 2012-01-18 11:59:43

As the one who pays the freight, Tom, I've seen nine years of enough. I won't recant, so don't ask. The end.

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#108 2012-01-18 22:02:25

More rugs and recesses! Well cum on your back, Equus ferus! Anybody else's work you want to take credit for while you are here?

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#109 2012-01-19 07:32:02

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#110 2012-01-19 09:52:54

Gawd, she was so fucking hot back in those days.

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#111 2012-06-07 06:54:45

Bambi shitrat lovers.

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#112 2012-06-08 00:09:47

choad wrote:

BTW, the lady that says "I'll have what she's having" is Billy Crystal's real mother.

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#113 2012-08-24 12:05:01

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#114 2012-08-24 12:24:49

Taint wrote:

fnord wrote:

Tall Paul wrote:


I've thought so for some time.

Are there wedding bells in the future, or is this going to be a quickie?

Clearly, we need a new Lurker, Zookeeper, or - what the hell was the name of that weird Canadian guy? We're starting to feed on ourselves to entirely unremarkable results.

OK, my fellow High Street residents, join me in this pledge: We will mercilessly attack the next n00b who darkens our doorway, hazing them until they either cry or become cynical and morose. One of us can assume the role of good cop but we must be united in this effort.

Heh, Mission accomplished----Egoist has been MIA.

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#115 2012-08-24 12:25:48

choad wrote:

Why do you keep hijacking this anti-hunter thread with eggs?

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#116 2012-08-24 13:03:10

Bigcat wrote:

Why do you keep hijacking this anti-hunter thread with eggs?

Oh, you were that wiseass saddle sniffer the teacher made sit up front so you wouldn't agitate any more trouble, right?

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#117 2012-08-24 14:04:55

choad wrote:

Bigcat wrote:

Why do you keep hijacking this anti-hunter thread with eggs?

Oh, you were that wiseass saddle sniffer the teacher made sit up front so you wouldn't agitate any more trouble, right?

That hurts but, yes.

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#118 2012-08-24 16:59:54

Bigcat wrote:

Heh, Mission accomplished----Egoist has been MIA.

That guy oozed so much smugness he probably is jerking off to the thought of how he shamed those complete strangers on the Internet.

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#119 2012-08-24 17:10:29

Bigcat wrote:

choad wrote:

Oh, you were that wiseass saddle sniffer the teacher made sit up front so you wouldn't agitate any more trouble, right?

That hurts but, yes.

Hey, that was a compliment. I only aspired to such greatest, moving so often my performance suffered, and my multilingual cussing shtick never caught on. The cretins in the back row fart rhythm section always stole the applause.

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#120 2012-08-24 17:37:36

What a fun thread. I'd forgotten all about it. Well, I'm off to go get laid - swarthy Spaniards await.

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#121 2012-08-24 17:50:40

choad wrote:

Bigcat wrote:

choad wrote:

Oh, you were that wiseass saddle sniffer the teacher made sit up front so you wouldn't agitate any more trouble, right?

That hurts but, yes.

Hey, that was a compliment. I only aspired to such greatest, moving so often my performance suffered, and my multilingual cussing shtick never caught on. The cretins in the back row fart rhythm section always stole the applause.

Which linguas?

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#122 2012-08-24 17:56:18

Taint wrote:

What a fun thread. I'd forgotten all about it. Well, I'm off to go get laid - swarthy Spaniards await.

u shouldn't fuck other men, bro.

is sin.

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#123 2012-08-24 18:18:30

Taint wrote:

What a fun thread. I'd forgotten all about it. Well, I'm off to go get laid - swarthy Spaniards await.

Tell them about all of the big deer you've slain. That will really impress them.

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#124 2012-08-24 19:16:11

"Gotcher buck pick out yet?", won't translate.

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#125 2012-08-24 20:02:14

Shit, that's too bad. Better lovin words was never spoke.

"Dija-gejur buck yit" doesn't translate either.

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#126 2012-08-24 20:54:20

Just had a 6 point buck walk across my front driveway today, along with his harem of does. If only I weren't so close to the damned road....

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#127 2012-08-24 21:23:50

whosasailorthen wrote:

Just had a 6 point buck walk across my front driveway today, along with his harem of does. If only I weren't so close to the damned road....

Yep, you could have killed him and bragged about his horns.

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#128 2012-08-25 12:46:43

I sure wouldn't mind introducing a few of them to my smoker.

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#129 2012-08-25 14:28:07

Bigcat wrote:

whosasailorthen wrote:

Just had a 6 point buck walk across my front driveway today, along with his harem of does. If only I weren't so close to the damned road....

Yep, you could have killed him and bragged about his horns.

Better yet I could have sauteed his furry little ass and had it with a nice red currant sauce.

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#130 2012-08-25 15:26:46

whosasailorthen wrote:

Bigcat wrote:

whosasailorthen wrote:

Just had a 6 point buck walk across my front driveway today, along with his harem of does. If only I weren't so close to the damned road....

Yep, you could have killed him and bragged about his horns.

Better yet I could have sauteed his furry little ass and had it with a nice red currant sauce.

What makes the number of horns so special? Better soup?

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#131 2012-08-25 15:56:44

whosasailorthen wrote:

Bigcat wrote:

whosasailorthen wrote:

Just had a 6 point buck walk across my front driveway today, along with his harem of does. If only I weren't so close to the damned road....

Yep, you could have killed him and bragged about his horns.

Better yet I could have sauteed his furry little ass and had it with a nice red currant sauce.

I met this hot little Italian guy last night who had a furry little ass and... oh, wait. Sorry. Wrong thread.

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#133 2012-08-29 08:58:02

square wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOyx3r59L-I&t=29m10s

I hope you are not mocking the most noble hobby/lifestyle called hunting, sir. If you are, I will fart in your general direction.

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#135 2012-08-31 09:49:06

Bigcat wrote:

http://gma.yahoo.com/jersey-shopping-plaza-shootout-leaves-several-dead-110051705--abc-news-topstories.html

Night stockers are notoriously mentally unstable.

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#136 2012-09-01 03:29:39

GooberMcNutly wrote:

Night stockers are notoriously mentally unstable.

Prejudice is a terrible thing.  Haven't my people suffered enough?  My brothers and I are just like you, only beaten down a little bit more.

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#137 2012-09-01 09:59:35

thefriendsofeddiedoyle wrote:

GooberMcNutly wrote:

Night stockers are notoriously mentally unstable.

Prejudice is a terrible thing.  Haven't my people suffered enough?  My brothers and I are just like you, only beaten down a little bit more.

I only know that because I did it for almost two years to put myself through college. (Giant Eagle FTL!) Nothing like rolling out of the store in the AM, grabbing a cup of coffee and hitting my 8am chemistry class. It was a 24 hour store and I still prefer to do my shopping after 2am because grocery stores are just cooler in the dark hours.

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#139 2012-09-22 14:11:52

Deer Killing Season is once again upon us in Central Pa.

Yesterday I was working in my office at home. A douche bag from down the road came and beat on my door, I didn't answer fast enough so he let himself in.

Purpose of his visit was three fold:

1  " I planted a food plot down in the hollow, saw a 4 point and 3 does"(my hollow, I own it)

2  " I cut a couple trees down so the four wheelers can't run through it, me and you will be able to get our bucks pretty quick, all I ask is that you give me 1st crack since I planted the food plot" (my fucking trees and my fucking 4 wheeler path.)

3 " I ain't gonna see your dogs chasin no deer, right? I shoot dogs chasin deer"( my dogs, my land my deer, my everything)

Thanks to all of you asshole hunters who have opened my eyes to this wonderful sport.

I haven't struck another person in 20 years until yesterday. I beat that asshole in the face without speaking a word.

Fuck you Goober and any other fuckstain who hunts.

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#140 2013-01-19 18:01:35

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#141 2013-01-19 18:37:36

I'm not eating it

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