#1 2018-01-16 23:29:05
High-Street is scheduled to go offline for 2 hours tomorrow night starting at 11:00:00 PM EST -- hopefully -- to mitigate security vulnerabilities affecting our server. Apologies in advance for the inconvenience.
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#2 2018-01-17 07:47:12
I clicked on this because I thought "Scheduled Site Maintenance" might be some kind of new porn.
Is it?
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#3 2018-01-17 16:27:03
How dare they; how fucking dare they! (I hate being interrupted)
Pornhub INSIGHTS -- Hawaii on Alert
...Based on real-time, per-minute pageviews, and compared to levels on the previous two Saturdays, our statisticians found a precipitous drop in traffic at 8:07am immediately after the warning was sent out. By 8:23am, traffic was a massive -77% below that of a typical Saturday...
Read the rest: https://www.pornhub.com/insights/hawaii-alert
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#4 2018-01-17 16:31:39
Smudge wrote:
How dare they; how fucking dare they! (I hate being interrupted)
Pornhub INSIGHTS -- Hawaii on Alert...Based on real-time, per-minute pageviews, and compared to levels on the previous two Saturdays, our statisticians found a precipitous drop in traffic at 8:07am immediately after the warning was sent out. By 8:23am, traffic was a massive -77% below that of a typical Saturday...
Read the rest: https://www.pornhub.com/insights/hawaii-alert
Wouldn't you watch more porn in that situation?
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#5 2018-01-17 16:40:45
Did anyone actually fall for the "human error" line?
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