I wonder what Google Images will turn up if I search for either 'melon stand' or 'melons for sale'.

Emmeran wrote:

We just put in a bid for a house on High Street

*Looks for the damn "like" button*

Emmeran wrote:

Bid accepted - full speed ahead.

Cash transaction  =)

Congratulations =D

Most of us only visit.  Em lives here.

Emmeran wrote:

Done fucking deal - have a house free and clear for the moment.

I now officially live on High Street

I was on High Street this morning.  The dues was only two shots in my L4-5 Lumbar region.

Party over:  I've been officially (and firmly) informed that I'm no longer allowed to spend my days drinking, fucking and sleeping. 

See this is why being single is moderately better, what the hell use is a golden parachute if you have to start being responsible again?

Argh - amateur kennel four doors down, naturally they are breeding beagles.  Turns my stomach, dogs in small cages.  Have started playing music to calm my dogs, guess we won't be taking walks in that direction in the future.

choad wrote:

Emmeran wrote:

Argh - amateur kennel four doors down, naturally they are breeding beagles.  Turns my stomach, dogs in small cages.  Have started playing music to calm my dogs, guess we won't be taking walks in that direction in the future.

Consult your town's website for its puppy mill by-laws and you'll enter a brave new world where any douchesnot can tailor torment their neighbors spring and fall with Town Meeting warrant articles.

Well said; I'm already on the list for several town committees, networking is my most hated job skill but does one really have a choice?

Emmeran wrote:

Argh - amateur kennel four doors down, naturally they are breeding beagles.  Turns my stomach, dogs in small cages.  Have started playing music to calm my dogs, guess we won't be taking walks in that direction in the future.

Pictures and address to PETA assholes, anonymous complaints and pictures to the local Health Dept. and Animal Control concerning shit odor and flies.  Forget complaining to the pigs; they probably can’t do anything and won’t bother unless there are animal lovers on the force.

Also most counties have a 'kennel law' basically saying that a person can have only X number of animals in a residential situation without having a kennel license.  Animal control can tell you what the restrictions are, and if they are in violation, they will come out and fine the people and/or remove the animals if they are in an unsafe environment.  In my county the max animals you can have is 5 without a special permit.  Also make sure about the animal registration laws - all dogs in my state are required to be registered.  If they are not, they are subject to fines as well.

Animal control is your friend.

Sorry Bigcat, if the neighbors don't have the proper licensing for keeping all those dogs and breeding them, they are being inconsiderate asses.  I'd do the same if it was disturbing my peace.  Of course, I would have likely checked the neighborhood out a bit first myself.

Plus, breeding puppies is stupid.  Adopt from a shelter and save some lives.    Those people are the true toolbags.

Basically I need to get a job, I'm fucking bored.  But a kennel of beagles a few doors down is a valid bitch, those fucking things are annoying when there is only one.

When was that last time you actually posted anything original KittyKat?  Is all you are here for is to troll?

That was actually my gripe, they are stacked in cages.  I'm not a PETA-sap but I can't abide by mistreatment.

Emmeran wrote:

Basically I need to get a job, I'm fucking bored.  But a kennel of beagles a few doors down is a valid bitch, those fucking things are annoying when there is only one.

When was that last time you actually posted anything original KittyKat?  Is all you are here for is to troll?

I'm not trolling, I believe that you are so fucking self obsessed that you think the world awaits to hear of your amazing adventures. I guess if you get a job them maybe you won't be such a boring fuck.

I just can't imagine that with all of your bragging about your sexual prowess and amazing networking abilities that you would rather post stupid shit about every minute detail of your life than go bang some chick.

This is an original post.

P.S. If you're bored then you are boring.

Bigcat wrote:

Emmeran wrote:

Basically I need to get a job, I'm fucking bored.  But a kennel of beagles a few doors down is a valid bitch, those fucking things are annoying when there is only one.

When was that last time you actually posted anything original KittyKat?  Is all you are here for is to troll?

I'm not trolling, I believe that you are so fucking self obsessed that you think the world awaits to hear of your amazing adventures. I guess if you get a job them maybe you won't be such a boring fuck.

I just can't imagine that with all of your bragging about your sexual prowess and amazing networking abilities that you would rather post stupid shit about every minute detail of your life than go bang some chick.

This is an original post.

P.S. If you're bored then you are boring.

Melons reporting here. 

#1) Emmeran's sexual prowess not overstated.   

#2) I don't post often: 2008 Presidential Election and 2012 Christmas Gift.

#3) Networking abilities: I am teaching him.  Real life, neither solid state nor digital.

#4) If you aren't bored, then why are you responding to such a BORING post?!!!

P.S. I am considering taking a wife so Emmeran can bang someone besides me a couple of times a day.  Not seriously...but sort of in a hypothetical way, despite my displeasure at the very idea...

melons wrote:

Bigcat wrote:

Emmeran wrote:

Basically I need to get a job, I'm fucking bored.  But a kennel of beagles a few doors down is a valid bitch, those fucking things are annoying when there is only one.

When was that last time you actually posted anything original KittyKat?  Is all you are here for is to troll?

I'm not trolling, I believe that you are so fucking self obsessed that you think the world awaits to hear of your amazing adventures. I guess if you get a job them maybe you won't be such a boring fuck.

I just can't imagine that with all of your bragging about your sexual prowess and amazing networking abilities that you would rather post stupid shit about every minute detail of your life than go bang some chick.

This is an original post.

P.S. If you're bored then you are boring.

Melons reporting here. 

#1) Emmeran's sexual prowess not overstated.   

#2) I don't post often: 2008 Presidential Election and 2012 Christmas Gift.

#3) Networking abilities: I am teaching him.  Real life, neither solid state nor digital.

#4) If you aren't bored, then why are you responding to such a BORING post?!!!

P.S. I am considering taking a wife so Emmeran can bang someone besides me a couple of times a day.  Not seriously...but sort of in a hypothetical way, despite my displeasure at the very idea...

Anyone else here think Melons could be a sock puppet?

Emmeran wrote:

Bigcat wrote:

Anyone else here think Melons could be a sock puppet?

There are pictures of her on here if you bother to look, she just doesn't like to intrude very often in my little world just the same as I prefer not to wander into her world of Toastmasters and knitting classes.  However if you'd care to drop by you can meet her first hand, she a delightful and lovely little thing.

There are lots of pictures on here. Are they all real?

Emmeran wrote:

Bigcat wrote:

Emmeran wrote:

There are pictures of her on here if you bother to look, she just doesn't like to intrude very often in my little world just the same as I prefer not to wander into her world of Toastmasters and knitting classes.  However if you'd care to drop by you can meet her first hand, she a delightful and lovely little thing.

There are lots of pictures on here. Are they all real?

Come and see for yourself, we'll do BBQ.

Again, I'm just busting your balls. I'm sure she is real. BBQ sounds good.

Look at that, smurfette just wandered back into our world...

melons wrote:

Bigcat
Anyone else here think Melons could be a sock puppet?

Sock puppets do not maintain honey-do lists for their creators and then bitch about stuff when it doesn't get done.  Lots of fun stuff sock puppets don't do either, but that's private =D

They do when they're a facet of a multiple personality. That seems a more likely explanation, this whole website might be a delusion.

Speaking of Sock puppets, research shows that this house was purchased out of Repo by a sockpuppet of Vangaurd (as in mutual funds), they've been swooping around the country picking up Repo's at deep discount and are now putting them back on the market.  They did better the 100% on this particular house.

This is how you play both sides of the housing bubble...

Today was state weapons licensing class (sponsored by the NRA).  Melons was freaking out but settled after the first live round.  She settled right down and popped groups that made me look like a chump, crisp silver dollar size groupings at 50 feet; reminds me of my mother in the way that she runs that pistol.  She ended up being the best shooter on the range - and mind you I scored expert as a jarhead - even better as she was melting down and crying until we went weapons live.

Funny how that shit can work out sometimes

OK - I now acknowledge that this thread is my bitch blog, troll me here as you want.


Current bitch - brand new office chair bought on arrival (Cornhuskers emblem and all) has had a hydraulic failure.  I'm tall and need it at it's highest setting but now it sinks half an inch every few minutes.  Instead of screaming and throwing things around the room I'm ranting here - seriously I paid a lot of money for this chair just a few months ago and now I have to live with this sinking feeling; this is not a figurative feeling by the way.

Yeah, true that.  My current office chair rates 50 pounds over my current bulk just to prevent that same issue.  My previous chair was a little more comfortable but the pneumatic doo-dad lasted about 6 months.

It won't be nearly as bouncy, but that is probably what I would do.

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