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#1 2020-11-07 17:45:13

In the weeks leading up to the election, certain White House officials and people close to the president were busy laying the groundwork for a post-Trump reputational and relationship recovery tour. Trump may be holding rallies and refusing to admit Biden is a legitimately elected president on prime-time Trump TV, but the anti-professional class of operators who assumed power on his coattails know that they’ll have to shape-shift if they want to survive. I received messages from multiple staffers who said they were counting down the days until freedom from the environment they entered, and stayed in, willingly. That they had so much to tell me now that it was too late to matter very much. That they were not the same as the others around them, the people who didn’t see the place, the presidency, for what it really was.

Others didn’t feel they had anything to explain or defend. “Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened,” a former White House official told me. “Live. Laugh. Love.” This person added, “Sometimes you own the libs; sometimes the libs own you.”

In width and in word, in soaring skyscrapers and Brioni suits and arena rallies and various euphemisms for great (yuge, bigly), the man has been defined by and obsessed with largeness.

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#2 2020-11-07 18:56:15

I can't wait to witness when DJT and DJT Jr. and Eric and Ivanka and Jerrid tear each other to pieces.  I don't hate tRump because he's Conservative or a Republican, I'm not a Liberal or a Democrat, I hate him because he's a horrible person who did real damage to the Country and the People.

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#3 2020-11-08 13:02:06

Baywolfe wrote:

I can't wait to witness when DJT and DJT Jr. and Eric and Ivanka and Jerrid tear each other to pieces.  I don't hate tRump because he's Conservative or a Republican, I'm not a Liberal or a Democrat, I hate him because he's a horrible person who did real damage to the Country and the People.

Ditto, and I'm not even convinced he's conservative - he's just an asshole.

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#4 2020-11-08 22:30:34

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#5 2020-11-08 22:34:15

Wow, Trumps people look really nuts with stuff like this. Yesterday the communications director was plastering their own office building’s coffee rooms with fake newspapers to try and get the junior staff onboard with the emperor's decrees. All the while the junior staff are scrambling to send out resumes and the senior managers don't even realize they posted fake false media from some wacko conspiracy site.

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Trump spokesperson posts fake Washington Times front page of Gore win

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#6 2020-11-09 08:25:36

Total Landscaping: A Masque

A poem for Sunday

America is loose as a goose

It avoided becoming Belarus.

But that sulking Caesar, POTUS—where’s he gone?

Is he watching Fox News with a big frown on?

We’ll seize the cycle. We’ll make allegations.

Reverse these numerical humiliations.

A major press conference, that’s the thing.

At the Four Seasons ... Total Landscaping.






So the gods of bathos displayed us all

on pickled asphalt, by a lumpy green wall.

The morning light so skeptically slanted,

the scene so tawdry and disenchanted ...

O flunkies, we’re at oblivion’s door.

It’s right next to Fantasy Island Adult Bookstore.

By the twang of the dildo, by the undertaker’s shoes,

some shall win and some shall lose.

The dark portal is reached. Bow down and enter.

Across from the Delaware Valley Cremation Center.

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#9 2020-11-09 17:07:39

I should think James Woods nails the analogy

And just like that the rioting and looting has ceased overnight.
And now the half of the country that pummeled America like a battered wife is telling her to put on sunglasses, hide her black eye, be a good girl, and “come together as one.” 
Her answer? “Go fuck yourself."

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#10 2020-11-09 19:01:04

Oh, you mean James Wood who likes underage girls, and has been called out on it by young women?  Yes, that fits nicely with the past administration.

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#11 2020-11-09 19:36:35

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#12 2020-11-09 21:50:53

Baywolfe wrote:

Meanwhile, where the fuck is our Vice President?

That is quite odd. You would think he would be right up there leading the stage whooping it up for the vaccine success announcement and the stock market rally? After all that was his job. He was in charge of the effort was he not? His signature piece of work while Vice President. Did he do anything else of note?

I guess it was never really about the job was it? Well that's ok, we Americans will make do without him showing up to help.

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#13 2020-11-09 22:45:17

Baywolfe wrote:

Meanwhile, where the fuck is our Vice President?

Vacationing near a tropical storm hoping to be stuck by lightning.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/vp-mike-penc … 19076.html

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#14 2020-11-09 22:45:22

Johnny_Rotten wrote:

Baywolfe wrote:

Meanwhile, where the fuck is our Vice President?

That is quite odd. You would think he would be right up there leading the stage whooping it up for the vaccine success announcement and the stock market rally? After all that was his job. He was in charge of the effort was he not? His signature piece of work while Vice President. Did he do anything else of note?

I guess it was never really about the job was it? Well that's ok, we Americans will make do without him showing up to help.

Most VPs only do a little, this one did nothing.  I'm not positive, but I think we should be thankful that Trump was not impeached and we were left with this tool of the church as our leader.

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#15 2020-11-10 04:04:09

Baywolfe wrote:

Meanwhile, where the fuck is our Vice President?

Self-preservation mode. Gotta get ready for 2024.

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#16 2020-11-10 16:34:03

Trumpies, "Ha Ha we're joking!/NOT".
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#17 2020-11-10 17:00:04

SpacePuppy wrote:

Trumpies, "Ha Ha we're joking!/NOT".
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#18 2020-11-10 18:33:02

Hey, does all this mean we can hate Nazis again?  (Not that I ever actually stopped)

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#19 2020-11-11 20:13:33

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#20 2020-11-11 20:24:40

No, no. I'm still quite content for Trump supporters to fuck off. There's plenty of space for them in Alaska - they don't even have to leave the country!

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#21 2020-11-11 20:35:24

I'm curious how many of them know that the word, mainstream, means: The ideas, attitudes, or activities that are regarded as normal or conventional; the dominant trend in opinion, fashion, or the arts.

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#23 2020-11-13 17:52:09

BorderCount wrote:

No, no. I'm still quite content for Trump supporters to fuck off. There's plenty of space for them in Alaska - they don't even have to leave the country!

Alaska is that Socialist Wet Dream, where you get money for resources you had nothing to do with.  Throw in Medicare and Social Security, Comrades!

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#24 2020-11-14 07:55:57

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#25 2020-11-16 08:41:05

SpacePuppy wrote:

BorderCount wrote:

No, no. I'm still quite content for Trump supporters to fuck off. There's plenty of space for them in Alaska - they don't even have to leave the country!

Alaska is that Socialist Wet Dream, where you get money for resources you had nothing to do with.  Throw in Medicare and Social Security, Comrades!

Should Trump supporters “fuck off” who’ll fund dotGOV and pay for all the wealth-redistributed-free-shit?  Eventually, “who” exactly, needs “who” will become glaringly apparent. Last I checked, the productive class was forced to pay (in advance) for everyone’s’ social security (Ponzi) & Medicare...along with forced wealth confiscation & distribution earmarked for Medicaid and the host of other handouts demanded by the Free Shit Army.  Might try reading up vs. relying on Progressive (misnomer4sure) /shareblue/ sound bites.

That check for all the free shit and social “justice” Bidinites voted for (in lieu of hard work and merit) is about to be cashed.  Having traveled extensively across five of seven continents I can see exactly where this ends up. It’s Rocky III.  Clubber Lang is on deck...the US won’t be fit for a rematch in generations, if that.   



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Tonight’s sedative.

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#26 2020-11-19 21:10:39

JetRx wrote:

SpacePuppy wrote:

BorderCount wrote:


No, no. I'm still quite content for Trump supporters to fuck off. There's plenty of space for them in Alaska - they don't even have to leave the country!

Alaska is that Socialist Wet Dream, where you get money for resources you had nothing to do with.  Throw in Medicare and Social Security, Comrades!

Should Trump supporters “fuck off” who’ll fund dotGOV and pay for all the wealth-redistributed-free-shit?  Eventually, “who” exactly, needs “who” will become glaringly apparent. Last I checked, the productive class was forced to pay (in advance) for everyone’s’ social security (Ponzi) & Medicare...along with forced wealth confiscation & distribution earmarked for Medicaid and the host of other handouts demanded by the Free Shit Army.  Might try reading up vs. relying on Progressive (misnomer4sure) /shareblue/ sound bites.

That check for all the free shit and social “justice” Bidinites voted for (in lieu of hard work and merit) is about to be cashed.  Having traveled extensively across five of seven continents I can see exactly where this ends up. It’s Rocky III.  Clubber Lang is on deck...the US won’t be fit for a rematch in generations, if that.   



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Tonight’s sedative.

What in the ever living fuck would you know about "hard work and merit", you freeper deadshit?

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#27 2020-11-20 04:04:32

If we kicked Alabama and Mississippi out of the Union, it would be a financial benefit for the country since those states consume more federal dollars than they contribute. I stand by my comments.

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#28 2020-11-20 12:52:28

BorderCount wrote:

If we kicked Alabama and Mississippi out of the Union, it would be a financial benefit for the country since those states consume more federal dollars than they contribute. I stand by my comments.

Instead I see nothing but green lights to adding Puerto No-Rico to the list of Socialist Wonderlands. The only thing I can see as a benefit to giving PR statehood is that all of the Cubans can swim there instead.

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#29 2020-11-20 13:04:43

BorderCount wrote:

If we kicked Alabama and Mississippi out of the Union, it would be a financial benefit for the country since those states consume more federal dollars than they contribute. I stand by my comments.

Plenty of states are deadbeat dads.

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#30 2020-11-20 13:40:16

Baywolfe wrote:

Plenty of states are deadbeat dads.

Clicky for Biggie
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Well now, we all know that the figures never lie; but we also know that liars can figure.  So even if we take that graph as truth we also know that VA is basically the center of the federal government so of course money pours into that area.  You have to calculate VA based on everything outside of the D.C. Metro influence.

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#31 2020-11-20 14:43:10

Emmeran wrote:

Baywolfe wrote:

Plenty of states are deadbeat dads.

Clicky for Biggie
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Well now, we all know that the figures never lie; but we also know that liars can figure.  So even if we take that graph as truth we also know that VA is basically the center of the federal government so of course money pours into that area.  You have to calculate VA based on everything outside of the D.C. Metro influence.

What's Maryland's excuse?  All the rich Senators live there?

Moving on.  Why those two top legislators from Michigan might be making the worst move of their lives by visiting tRump.

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#33 2020-12-14 12:31:55

With the gloating all but over, it's now time to follow the beginnings of DJT's deep psychological collapse..  By Jan 20, 2021 he should be down to about 50 words.

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#34 2020-12-28 21:55:17

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#35 2021-01-13 09:52:16

Here's the one I've been waiting for, The Big Apple tells the Big Orange, "You're Fired!"

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#36 2021-01-20 09:19:24

Bye Bye!

Last Trip on Marine One
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Last Trip on Airforce One
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#37 2021-01-21 19:53:14

Finally Cracked the Code...
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#38 2021-01-21 20:06:39

You would think that anyone with two brain cells to rub together would have been able to see this. What does all this really say about about the people who bought into all this Q crap?

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#39 2021-01-21 21:56:58

BorderCount wrote:

You would think that anyone with two brain cells to rub together would have been able to see this. What does all this really say about about the people who bought into all this Q crap?

You have to think about QAnon as the cult that it is, then it becomes easier to understand how and why.  Add to that, at its center, QAnon is just a game that plays people, and you get a perfect storm of disinformation.

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#40 2021-01-22 05:11:38

I don't care, I'm still fully amused that they were able to sell the idea that all Democrats were eating pizza made with the meat of a small child that they had just raped in an invisible basement.  Fucking brilliant shit that.

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#41 2021-01-22 16:07:36

Add in the lizard people and the story is complete.

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#42 2021-01-23 10:20:23

I don't know, I give them a gold star for broad acceptance, but some of their stuff looks from the outside like the plan is done by amateurish hacks. As any southern preacher can tell you, you got to smoothly roll that 900 ft tall Jesus onto the next day, and the next paycheck. It ain't about the storm, its about the endless blue skies that go on forever. Since after all your people just want to believe. Who cares about any results?

“The misinformation persists…” A Conversation with Brendan Nyhan of Dartmouth

Either that or you have to be a skilled enough leader to take your people onto greener pastures.

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#43 2021-01-23 14:06:13

Weird... I have an acquaintance/friend that I've known for 3 or more decades who as a young man was in Heaven's Gate.  I remember them coming through towns in Northern California, back when.  My friend was with them for a couple of years in the late 70's early 80's.  Became a meth head later.

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#44 2021-01-24 17:57:44

It's started, the t**** loyalists explaining that they were never a member of the Nazi party.  As Dr. Birx "explains", Those weren't even my graphs!

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