#1 2026-03-20 16:39:08

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Sounds like a few drunkle uncles I have known. Why must they be so angry?

“Teleporting is no fun,” Phillips added. “It’s no fun because you don’t really know what you’re doing. You don’t really understand it, it’s scary, but yet um – but so real. And you know it’s happening but you can’t do anything about it, and so you just go, you just go with the ride. And wow, what just an incredible adventure it all was.”

“I was with my boys one time and I was telling them I was gonna go to Waffle House and get Waffle House. And I ended up at a Waffle House – this was in Georgia and I end up at a Waffle House like 50 miles away from where I was,” Phillips said in the January 2025 podcast episode.

“And they said, ‘where are you?’ and I said, ‘A Waffle House.’ And ‘a Waffle House where?’ And I said, ‘Waffle House in Rome, Georgia.’ And they said, ‘That’s not possible, you just left here a moment ago.’ But it was possible. It was real.”

In other parts of the episode, he claimed that his vehicle “lifted up” while he was driving and carried him roughly 40 miles from Albany, Georgia, before setting him down in a ditch near a church.

Phillips said the experiences were frightening and uncontrollable, and questioned at the time whether they were “evil” or “good,” but insisted they were real and had happened more than once.

Late in January 2025, in another episode while talking about a Trump executive order targeting former intelligence officials who questioned the veracity of Hunter Biden’s laptop before the 2020 election, Phillips escalated his rhetoric.

“I’m going to find you people. I’m going to find you. When I get well, I’m going to find you. I’m going to find you. I’m going to track you down and I’m going to beat the living snot out of you. I’m going to find you,” he added.

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#2 2026-03-21 07:28:09

I'm just going to assume his trips to Waffle House were alcohol/drug-induced.

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#3 2026-03-21 07:47:20

Let's just pray he did not also blackout on a generous tip for any hassle he presented the serving staff.

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#4 2026-03-22 11:21:00

Or maybe its just some people are special enough to get repeat attention from them.


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