#2 2009-12-10 22:24:57
sofaking wrote:
I'm surprised you find that as a WTF, just another repressive religion - not quite as bad as the Catholics or Muslims but repressive and fanciful nonetheless.
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#3 2009-12-10 23:36:10
God designed my swimsuit. Who designed yours?
I liked the men who said they beat pornography through nudism. But my favorites were the nude desert and mountain hikers. I’m happy at a nude beach, but at 10,000ft. I’d get nuked. And what about mosquitoes?
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#4 2009-12-10 23:37:46
Tit shots or get rid of this shite.
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#5 2009-12-10 23:51:39
Having been to nudist camps a time or two, and having been a member of an Atlanta nudist group, I can say that nudist organizations/camps/whatever are about as non-sexual as a Sunday morning church service, mostly because they try to make a non-threatening, friendly environment for both women and families. Anyone with a boner, or trying to make passes at women, is told to take a cold shower, or hit the road. Anyone drunk/high is told to hit the road. Anyone committing sexual acts is sent packing.
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#6 2009-12-11 08:30:55
Why can't Mormons be skinny dippers? Everyone should prefer swimming without clothes on. While I have partaken in a few nude beaches and skinny dips in my life, I don't think I would enjoy a nudist camp. Who wants to spend naked time sitting on the chaise working on a crossword puzzle or schlepping around having coffee with the neighbors? But being immersed in water without clothes is about as close as I get to going to church.
What I also find interesting is that UT is the #1 state for members on swinger sites. More than California, more than Florida. It just goes to show; the more you tighten the screws in public, the wilder people are in private.
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#7 2009-12-11 11:42:03
I don't want to sit my asshole on anything that someone else just sat their asshole on.
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#8 2009-12-11 13:50:36
kim wrote:
I don't want to sit my asshole on anything that someone else just sat their asshole on.
That, dearest, is why it is considered de rigeur to bring a towel with one at all times. You use it as a cover for whichever surface upon which you plan to plant your naked derrière.
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#9 2009-12-11 14:18:01
The towel is always a courtesy. So handy in so many situations.
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#10 2009-12-11 20:01:37
Dmtdust wrote:
The towel is always a courtesy. So handy in so many situations.
"Partly it has great practical value - you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to- hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a bush, but very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough."
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#11 2009-12-12 01:05:27
AladdinSane wrote:
I can say that nudist organizations/camps/whatever are about as non-sexual as a Sunday morning church service...
So I guess you can't look at a naked Mormon lady's snatch and say. "This is the Place..."
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#12 2009-12-13 12:18:49
Montecore wrote:
AladdinSane wrote:
I can say that nudist organizations/camps/whatever are about as non-sexual as a Sunday morning church service...
So I guess you can't look at a naked Mormon lady's snatch and say. "This is the Place..."
*dies laughing*
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#13 2009-12-23 09:10:34
Wait, I have to sift through this pointless babble for naked mormon guys? FAIL.
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