#2 2012-04-25 18:02:06
Smurgles has been added to my list of potential kitty names!
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#3 2012-04-25 18:18:05
If you name your cat that, we may have to kill you.
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#4 2012-04-25 19:15:29
I thought Smurgles was a bowel movement.
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#5 2012-04-25 19:38:41
Roger_That wrote:
If you name your cat that, we may have to kill you.
Said cat(s) are in the future, and I'm compiling a list of amusing names for them such as Mothra, Godzilla, Pookie, Elvis, Rover, Butters, Cartman, Miss Scarlet, Rin Tin Tin, Lassie, and Toto. So, apparently Smurgles is out of the question? I was looking forward to the day I tell the veterinarian’s receptionist my kittens' names are Mothra, Toto, and Smurgles.
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#6 2012-04-25 19:48:09
fnord wrote:
I'm compiling a list of amusing names for them
Don't omit Jesus, Mohammed, Lester, Pongo or Astro.
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#7 2012-04-25 20:24:55
fnord wrote:
Roger_That wrote:
If you name your cat that, we may have to kill you.
Said cat(s) are in the future, and I'm compiling a list of amusing names for them such as Mothra, Godzilla, Pookie, Elvis, Rover, Butters, Cartman, Miss Scarlet, Rin Tin Tin, Lassie, and Toto. So, apparently Smurgles is out of the question? I was looking forward to the day I tell the veterinarian’s receptionist my kittens' names are Mothra, Toto, and Smurgles.
Today I learned there's a training period for crazy cat ladies.
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#8 2012-04-25 20:30:17
opsec wrote:
fnord wrote:
Roger_That wrote:
If you name your cat that, we may have to kill you.
Said cat(s) are in the future, and I'm compiling a list of amusing names for them such as Mothra, Godzilla, Pookie, Elvis, Rover, Butters, Cartman, Miss Scarlet, Rin Tin Tin, Lassie, and Toto. So, apparently Smurgles is out of the question? I was looking forward to the day I tell the veterinarian’s receptionist my kittens' names are Mothra, Toto, and Smurgles.
Today I learned there's a training period for crazy cat ladies.
I think I'm more likely to wind up as a Crazy Plant Man!
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#9 2012-04-25 21:20:16
Dmtdust wrote:
I thought Smurgles was a bowel movement.
The kind induced by a combination of lamb vindaloo and excessive caffeine intake.
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#10 2012-04-25 21:55:47
fnord wrote:
Roger_That wrote:
If you name your cat that, we may have to kill you.
Said cat(s) are in the future, and I'm compiling a list of amusing names for them such as Mothra, Godzilla, Pookie, Elvis, Rover, Butters, Cartman, Miss Scarlet, Rin Tin Tin, Lassie, and Toto. So, apparently Smurgles is out of the question? I was looking forward to the day I tell the veterinarian’s receptionist my kittens' names are Mothra, Toto, and Smurgles.
Snert
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#11 2012-04-25 22:00:54
Bigcat wrote:
fnord wrote:
Roger_That wrote:
If you name your cat that, we may have to kill you.
Said cat(s) are in the future, and I'm compiling a list of amusing names for them such as Mothra, Godzilla, Pookie, Elvis, Rover, Butters, Cartman, Miss Scarlet, Rin Tin Tin, Lassie, and Toto. So, apparently Smurgles is out of the question? I was looking forward to the day I tell the veterinarian’s receptionist my kittens' names are Mothra, Toto, and Smurgles.
Snert
Oh, good one.
Doodles.
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#12 2012-04-25 22:03:26
Twitch.
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#13 2012-04-25 22:19:08
Bigcat wrote:
Snert
I'm sorry, did I wander into an AOL chatroom?
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#14 2012-04-25 23:26:03
fnord wrote:
Bigcat wrote:
Snert
I'm sorry, did I wander into an AOL chatroom?
Nah. That's Hagar the Horrible's pet.
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#15 2012-04-25 23:36:46
svěrač ("sveer-ach")
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#16 2012-04-26 10:04:48
You can name one Smurgles if you like. That would be funny actually.
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#17 2012-04-26 19:21:15
Greebo.
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#18 2012-04-26 20:00:33
Our naughty little "Nigger."
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#19 2012-04-26 20:54:46
George Orr wrote:
Greebo.
I'm on a Pratchett tear right now. Only a certain kind of cat can wear that moniker.....
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#20 2012-04-26 22:09:26
XregnaR wrote:
George Orr wrote:
Greebo.
I'm on a Pratchett tear right now. Only a certain kind of cat can wear that moniker.....
Sweet. I only boxed your ears with Pratchett quotes nine years ago and it was George put me up to it. Probably still got that around here somewhere.
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#21 2012-04-26 22:33:03
Clump?
Heeeerrreeeeee Clumpy. Smoochie, smoochie, smoochie.....
CLUMP! Get the fuck over here!
Clump seems like a good name.
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#22 2012-04-26 22:55:28
WCL wrote:
Our naughty little "Nigger."
https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/1129_nigger.jpg
https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/112 … nigger.jpg
Now let me get this straight, I'd hate to make an insulting comment inadvertently through mere ignorance. Among other things, you have a cat named Nigger and have named your cock after a minor prop from The Lord Of The Rings?
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#23 2012-04-26 23:11:02
We just named all of our dogs Shithead and all of the cats Little Fucker. It saved a lot of time.
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#24 2012-04-26 23:42:32
Tall Paul wrote:
WCL wrote:
Our naughty little "Nigger."
https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/1129_nigger.jpg
https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/112 … nigger.jpgNow let me get this straight, I'd hate to make an insulting comment inadvertently through mere ignorance. Among other things, you have a cat named Nigger and have named your cock after a minor prop from The Lord Of The Rings?
Yes and no. The cat's name is Nigger, after James Wait, and because he is one, but I have never named my cock. My doniker monikers tend to be appended by the recipients of its vitality. As for Grond, it seems to me that you may have missed an entire level of meaning, as well as the richness of the epithet. If a beautiful woman wishes to refer to my manhood as "the arm of the devil" or "the hammer of the underworld," I'd be an absolute idiot to object.
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#25 2012-04-26 23:53:40
GooberMcNutly wrote:
We just named all of our dogs Shithead and all of the cats Little Fucker. It saved a lot of time.
You are brilliant. Did you spend much time coming up with that spectacular Gooberism?
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#26 2012-04-27 09:03:26
Lunch - best pet name evar.
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#27 2012-04-27 10:03:05
choad wrote:
XregnaR wrote:
George Orr wrote:
Greebo.
I'm on a Pratchett tear right now. Only a certain kind of cat can wear that moniker.....
Sweet. I only boxed your ears with Pratchett quotes nine years ago and it was George put me up to it. Probably still got that around here somewhere.
I was somewhat ignorant of the brilliance that is Pratchett back then. I'm working my way through Discworld bit by bit. Currently on Maskerade.
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#28 2012-04-27 11:02:28
Emmeran wrote:
Lunch - best pet name evar.
Shades of the goat?
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#29 2012-04-27 22:31:39
I'm going to name my next cat Floccinaucinihilipilification. Floccinaucinihilipili for short.
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#30 2012-04-27 23:55:59
1) The Licker has posted photos of his pet cat (or so he wants us to believe). This is a) frankly astonishing and b) removes all doubt that he is One Of Us now. (It is a remarkably beautiful cat, by the way. The little black fuckers are my favorite type.)
2) I have to agree with XregnaR about saddling any mere mortal feline with the title of Greebo.
2a) By a propitious coincidence I am currently re-reading Maskerade. I envy you the wonderful experience of discovering Pratchett. It is around Maskerade that he really begins to accelerate away from mere parody (as funny as much of it is) and soars into genuine satire.
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#31 2012-04-28 20:45:26
George Orr wrote:
1) The Licker has posted photos of his pet cat (or so he wants us to believe). This is a) frankly astonishing and b) removes all doubt that he is One Of Us now. (It is a remarkably beautiful cat, by the way. The little black fuckers are my favorite type.)
Why thank-you, George! Vous êtes tellement gentille. Nigs asked me to post a couple more snapshots to the gracious lady who thinks he's beautiful. [He also has some wonderful hi-res shots, taken by his mommy...I'll ask her if I can post them in the cat section one day.]
Nigger & Sambo - Brothers in Arms
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#32 2012-04-29 01:25:06
My fave cat name is Ponce. As in the conquistador.
Goober is referring to an old joke about the black lady with 8 sons all named Leroy ... http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/5325/
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#33 2012-04-29 10:02:34
That is a disturbing, yet entertaining cat pic, WCL.
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#34 2012-04-29 10:06:22
This is my newest feline acquisition:
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#35 2012-04-29 21:03:29
Your cats are a bunch of pussies. Mine bring me lunch...
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#38 2012-04-30 00:43:51
WCL wrote:
Too much pussy?
More than enough feline.
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