#2 2012-05-22 15:10:43
Rcade trying to get on Today again?
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#3 2012-05-22 15:19:12
Bigcat wrote:
Rcade trying to get on Today again?
Now, see, I would have assumed it was Wilbur, wanting a simple memento of his beloved sovereign.
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#4 2012-05-22 17:57:32
She wasn't bad looking when she was a young woman, but anybody who would stick their nose in that old lady's underwear and hyperventilate is in need of therapy!
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#5 2012-05-22 22:58:15
Taint wrote:
Now, see, I would have assumed it was Wilbur, wanting a simple memento of his beloved sovereign.
Liz and I swapped ginch back in the '80s, during the time Her biographers refer to as "Her Majesty's Whore Years." Back then The Queen's Beehive was swollen with Royal Jelly, enough on any given night to scent (think caviar and truffles) and stain (think porphyrin) a transfinite number of Royal Gussets to the exacting expectations of any plutocratic-panty-purchasing pervert. Since the mid '90s, however, The Poor Old Royal Dear has been afflicted with Insufficient Moisture, Candidiasis Fromagiitis (typically associated with lower-class Kurds), and the Dreaded Bacterial Vaginosis (read Her Sad, Anonymous Cry for Help).
A lab worker applies the whiff test: On Her Majesty's Secretions - Cervix
Trust me friends - I'm a man who knows cunts (every colour, shape and size), their scents (both foul and fair), their discharge and associated stains, and the value of said "soilings": Any pre-1990 pair of Lizzie's Royal Gash-Huggers would be worth the $18,000. If they are less than 20 years old, however, the money would be better spent on having them specially contained by a hazmat team, and sent to the CDC for analysis and destruction.
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