#1 2012-07-05 20:17:33
"The synergistic action of the three active ingredients in Smootha provide the scrotum with a global firmness efficacy."
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#2 2012-07-05 20:34:14
sofaking wrote:
scrotum
Is my favorite Vegas lady around?
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#3 2012-07-05 21:01:14
Yes, I am.
Good evening.
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#4 2012-07-05 21:06:00
sofaking wrote:
Good evening.
Good evening to you. How is Vegas these days?
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#5 2012-07-05 21:06:52
I was in a sofaking funk last week. I went back and read some of her old posts just to get a laugh. I was really worried that she found the Jeeebus and we would never hear from her again. The site is definitely not the same without the sofaking so I want to give her a big, " Welcome back!!!!"
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#6 2012-07-05 21:28:00
Hey sweethot, how they hangin'!?
The teabagging site still in bidness?
Inquiring minds (Scotty) wants to know.
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#7 2012-07-06 02:12:47
Always nice to see The Sofaking back in town!
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#8 2012-07-06 10:13:30
Will this restore global efficacy to saggy funbags? Is there fore and after lippysuction proof?! Sofasmoothasomebody has to ask.
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#9 2012-07-06 19:34:31
Cheaper and probably just as effective to use this (click if you really want to read about Bag Balm).
I use it on all my girlfriends (even the ones I'm not sleeping with).
ADDENDUM: As an added benefit, Bag Balm does not contain parabens, which mimic estrogen and have been found in breast tumours.
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#10 2012-07-06 22:25:36
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Cheaper and probably just as effective to use this (click if you really want to read about Bag Balm).
We always referred to it as cow grease, but for skin irritation this is still the go to ointment in the medicine cabinet. Stinks though.
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#11 2012-07-06 23:17:55
(waves hello from his seat way over in the corner)
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#12 2012-07-07 02:36:11
opsec wrote:
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Cheaper and probably just as effective to use this (click if you really want to read about Bag Balm).
We always referred to it as cow grease, but for skin irritation this is still the go to ointment in the medicine cabinet. Stinks though.
And not just that, you can slick your hair or grease a gate hinge with it. Mixed hot with bee's wax and cod liver oil, then when cooler with vitamin E it makes a hell of a burn salve. Layer bandages into the box before pouring the salve in and you get a pull-out waxy bandage that will cool and heal second degree sunburn. Never leave your home without it.
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#13 2012-07-07 07:13:52
Oh my God!!! That is so brilliant!!!
Polly,
I am ever-so-sorry for suggesting that you were an attention starved, loser, cockbag. You are brilliant. Why, if you had not shared your vast knowledge of bag balm, some of us may have actually left the house without it. YAY!
Love, Bigcat.
cockbag, loser.
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