#1 2007-12-16 17:08:05

"Sugar Bush Squirrel" is the pet of a woman named Kelly. 
http://www.sugarbushsquirrel.com/image/7055954_scaled_270x293.jpg
"Kelly Foxton accepts the 'Great American Citation for Patriotism and World Peace' [the whaaaa?] in Washington, DC"

She lives in Boca Raton, FL, which comes as no surprise.

Kelly dresses her squirrel up in wee costumes and posts the photos on one of the most labyrinthine web sites I have ever seen.

This site is packed with jaw-dropping weirdness.

A "news update" about the JonBenet Ramsey case is accompanied by this photo:
http://www.sugarbushsquirrel.com/image/19885233_scaled_357x333.jpg

...and a little further down is a comment about the 2004 tsunami:
http://www.sugarbushsquirrel.com/image/8485568_scaled_350x420.jpg

And this is just scratching the surface.

It's not all golden by a long chalk; but I'm serious when I say there's DAYS' worth of cruising in there.

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#2 2007-12-16 17:43:27

http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/6192/militarysquirrelmt1.jpg

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#3 2007-12-16 18:00:19

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/procolharum/Cruel/03-01-2006.gif

Last edited by whosasailorthen (2007-12-16 22:36:34)

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#4 2007-12-16 18:01:41

George Orr wrote:

It's not all golden by a long chalk; but I'm serious when I say there's DAYS' worth of cruising in there.

There you go, quoting Larry Craig's opinion of Boise bathrooms again.

Aww. Sugar Bush goss in2 teh PTSDnut Butter. Do we think Foxy Foxton has the props for a wheelchair shot? I think this thread may be due for some LOLsquirrels.

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#5 2007-12-16 22:33:13

pALEPHx wrote:

I think this thread may be due for some LOLsquirrels.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny-pictures-cat-loves-food.jpg

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#6 2007-12-17 02:06:35

Pretty much, yeah.

http://img157.echo.cx/img157/623/squirrel27yg.jpg

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#7 2007-12-17 11:52:37

pALEPHx wrote:

Do we think Foxy Foxton has the props for a wheelchair shot?

Well, if you scroll all the way down (like, forever) on the main page, there is a form where you can submit suggestions for how you'd like to see lil' Sugar Bush dragged up.  You could suggest a Sugar Bush paraplegic veteran tableau...

...in fact, we could all do that, and then it would become a reality.

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#8 2007-12-17 16:24:50

George Orr wrote:

You could suggest a Sugar Bush paraplegic veteran tableau....

Well, find me one with the rodent suitably positioned, and I shall Photo-chop off its wee appendages.

(URLs are fine...we dont' need Crazy Squirrel Lady checkin' up on who's hoggin' her BW with direct image links)

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#9 2007-12-17 19:23:23

If there was ever a creature that was silently begging to be killed, that would be it.

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#10 2007-12-17 20:11:52

How long do squirrels live?  The nutcase squirrel lady has had this site up for several years.  She must be on her second or third squirrel by now, or she has a bunch of stuffed squirrels she dresses up.  You need a special permit in most states in order to keep wild animals as pets, so the whole site is evidence if she didn’t get the proper permit.  I don’t see this site as a hat because she updates it frequently; it was much smaller when it appeared on the Late Lamented CSOTD, probably in 2003.

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