#2 2017-06-28 15:34:15
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#3 2017-06-28 17:35:07
Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee tweeted his dismay on Wednesday morning.
“Some idiot in my home state broke all 10 commandments at the same time. He wasn't Moses and it wasn't Mt. Sinai,” Huckabee wrote.
It also isn't just a made-up story and those commandments weren't written by Gawd.
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#4 2017-06-28 19:54:08
There are heroes and there are Heroes. I wouldn't have but I'm damned glad he did.
On a side note if they just called them: "Oldest known laws in mankinds history" nobody would give a fuck. Cuz that's all they are, the oldest known tribal laws!!!
1. Pray to who we tell you
2. You aren't allowed to pray to anyone but who we tell you
3. Don't blame anyone but yourself for your fuckups, especially not our current favorite god.
4. You will spend one day a week listening to us speak about our current favorite god, make your family pray to our current favorite god and beat them if they don't. Try to rest in between beatings.
5. Listen to the old fucks, they are usually right. Take care of them to so the rugrats will take care of you when you get old.
6. Don't fucking kill your neighbors, it fucks up the tribe.
7. Don't fuck your neighbors wife, it fucks up the tribe.
8. Don't steal it leads to #6 and fucks up the tribe.
9. Don't finger someone else if they didn't do it, it's the same as doing it and fucks up the tribe.
10. Mind your own business and get your own stuff you lazy bastard.
Feel free to edit but those are basically the oldest tribal rules...
Last edited by Emmeran (2017-06-28 20:11:56)
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#5 2017-06-28 20:37:56
Emmeran wrote:
There are heroes and there are Heroes. I wouldn't have but I'm damned glad he did.
What he said.
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#6 2017-06-29 07:30:45
Emmeran wrote:
7. Don't fuck your neighbors wife, it fucks up the tribe.
9. Don't finger someone else if they didn't do it, it's the same as doing it and fucks up the tribe.
Where do we stand on fingering your neighbor's wife?
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#7 2017-06-29 07:55:29
Bigcat wrote:
Emmeran wrote:
7. Don't fuck your neighbors wife, it fucks up the tribe.
9. Don't finger someone else if they didn't do it, it's the same as doing it and fucks up the tribe.Where do we stand on fingering your neighbor's wife?
Only at the end of the drunken block party whilst he's sneakily fingering yours...
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#8 2017-06-29 17:25:39
Emmeran wrote:
On a side note if they just called them: "Oldest known laws in mankinds history" nobody would give a fuck. Cuz that's all they are, the oldest known tribal laws!!!
But they're not. The Code of Hammurabi predates the 10 Commandments and is often cited as the inspiration for them in the Torah.
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