#1 2008-08-30 08:07:00
Sick.
Aside from the dead daughter though, I'd hit it. She has that look like she would be an absolute animal in bad with lots of clawing and screaming.
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#2 2008-08-30 08:23:35
I don't get it. But maybe I'm confused. It's past my badtime.
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#3 2008-08-30 10:21:47
The T-shirt features a pic of her missing daughter. She is thought by many to have killed and disposed of said child.
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#4 2008-08-30 10:25:27
karenw wrote:
The T-shirt features a pic of her missing daughter. She is thought by many to have killed and disposed of said child.
Who the fuck is she? I can't keep up with every missing white girl.
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#5 2008-08-30 11:06:11
You must not ever look at any news ever, ah poo.
Here. It's a particularly nasty story, and it's got legs because apparently the grandma is as fucked up as the mama.
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#7 2008-08-30 13:48:45
George Orr wrote:
You must not ever look at any news ever, ah poo.
It's just that the missing white girl of the month makes me glaze over. I think we're going to find a lot of dead, middle class blond chick's in Nancy Grace's basement one day.
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#8 2008-08-30 15:24:23
Thank you my savior, that's one the best videos GWAR ever did. GWAR, Gibby Hayes, Children, and cops, what could be better?
In light of the absolute imbecility of the original post that is so lame it doesn't even qualify to be an Asshat, I now declare this to be a GWAR thread.
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#9 2008-08-30 15:47:43
Full Flow Tampons Commercial:
Jihad:
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#10 2008-08-30 15:49:29
AND NOW, THE AWESOME, PHALLUS IN WONDERLAND:
Part1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Finis
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#12 2008-08-30 17:38:01
GWAR thread GWAR thread!
The only metal concert where you'll see people wearing white shirts.
My favorite video:
in concert, my favorite has to be Gor Gor. Gor Gor BIG! The pit always explodes during this, with that big double-bass-drum rattling your teeth.
The one the frat boys might have heard of
The thing about GWAR that gets me is the high production quality of their albums. They do all their own recording in a nigger-rigged setup in a warehouse in Richmond, VA, apparently, and the finished product is of surprisingly high sonic quality.
They're going on tour again this fall, and if they come to your area you should really plunk down the ~15 bucks a ticket and check them out. It's a real experience. GWAR has one of the biggest, fastest pits around. It's a damned good thing they're constantly spraying you with gallon upon gallon of stage blood/piss/alien semen, because otherwise people would be getting heat stroke. They've been playing these big tours lately, and that's really not the way you want to see GWAR. GWAR is not supposed to be viewed outdoors in the daytime. The smaller and grubbier the venue the better. They always play the Masquerade here in Atlanta (at least, ever since the Chamber (fucking Goth/Industrial/S&M nightclub in god-damned Atlanta, Georgia! I missed that scene by about two years) closed), and you can feel that nasty old building shake.
GWAR GWAR GWAR GWAR!
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#13 2008-08-30 18:14:12
Agreed. It always amazes me how they are so much more talented technically excellent than 99.9% of the recording metal bands out there. I kinda lost track of them after RagNaRock, everything after that was sort of lame quasi-punk. Then War Party came out and I was a believer again. I guess ten years of general peace and prosperity took the juice out of them. One good thing about 9/11 and George Bush, they brought the true joy of GWAR back to us.
My favorite song for everyshow, Slaughterama. I loved the huge meat grinder they wheeled on stage and threw people in hosing the crowd with blood and chunks of gore
and here's Salamanizer, starring Courtney Love
And some Dave Brockie and friends (DBX) sans-latex, in San Francisco, was an awesome show
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#14 2008-08-30 19:55:11
Yeah, they had a mid-to-late-nineties downturn and then their recent stuff has actually been pretty good metal.
Here, I have one for the HS fag brigade:
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#15 2008-08-30 20:22:20
Oh, look. It's Joan Rivers on Face #4 or 5.
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#16 2008-08-30 20:26:47
pALEPHx wrote:
Oh, look. It's Joan Rivers on Face #4 or 5.
Personally I think Lord Oderus got the better work.
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#17 2008-08-31 00:42:07
I'm looking forward to the day we find out Sid & Marty Krofft are somehow behind GWAR.
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#18 2008-08-31 01:09:23
Yeah, Jesi, those years were lost to music, but they did make some interesting video product
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#19 2008-08-31 09:18:49
Oct 03
Orlando, FL - The Club at Firestone
I am so totally there.
I always wanted to go to a GWAR concert wearing a white tuxedo.
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#20 2008-08-31 12:27:30
GooberMcNutly wrote:
Oct 03
Orlando, FL - The Club at FirestoneI am so totally there.
I always wanted to go to a GWAR concert wearing a white tuxedo.
Outstanding. Be sure to post a review of the show. I've got to wait till fucking December to see them.
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