#51 2008-12-05 23:36:02
Are we gonna have to make Jesus' Scrotal Sack a sticky thread?
Jesus must be proud indeed to have the most fascinating balls in all of the Internets.
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#52 2008-12-05 23:38:26
icangetyouatoe wrote:
tojo2000 wrote:
Scotty wrote:
No. No one in this thread remembers the epilady.?
I think it's some sort of insult but I'm not exactly sure. Kind of like my mom when she flipped someone off by waving her index finger at them. (I was 16 at the time, just totally mortified- "Mom, what are you doing?" Poor thing. She was confused.)
My mom flips her pinky. She says it's, "When you don't care enough to send the very best.".
She only does it to my dad.
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#53 2008-12-05 23:45:45
sofaking wrote:
Are we gonna have to make Jesus' Scrotal Sack a sticky thread?
Jesus must be proud to indeed to have the most fascinating balls in all of the Internets.
...and none of you have even seen them yet!
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#54 2008-12-05 23:53:21
jesusluvspegging wrote:
sofaking wrote:
Are we gonna have to make Jesus' Scrotal Sack a sticky thread?
Jesus must be proud to indeed to have the most fascinating balls in all of the Internets....and none of you have even seen them yet!
That's what makes them fascinating, Jesus.
The mystery of them...
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#55 2008-12-06 02:41:15
sofaking wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
sofaking wrote:
Are we gonna have to make Jesus' Scrotal Sack a sticky thread?
Jesus must be proud to indeed to have the most fascinating balls in all of the Internets....and none of you have even seen them yet!
That's what makes them fascinating, Jesus.
The mystery of them...
The power of Christ compels you!
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#56 2008-12-06 06:02:22
Roger_That wrote:
tojo2000 wrote:
whosasailorthen wrote:
You know, every time someone at work acks a request I picture Bill the Cat. I don't think most of them even know who he is.
I guess I'm showing my geekery. I have a tshirt that says SYN on the front, and ACK on the back.
DORK.
I, of course, take a kind of personal pride in my own dorkiness and geekiness, especially while at work. I just realize that sometimes it spills over to areas where it becomes more of a detriment than a vehicle for humor. I love that shirt. My favorite geek shirt is this one, though:
There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
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#57 2008-12-06 10:43:44
tojo2000 wrote:
Roger_That wrote:
tojo2000 wrote:
You know, every time someone at work acks a request I picture Bill the Cat. I don't think most of them even know who he is.I guess I'm showing my geekery. I have a tshirt that says SYN on the front, and ACK on the back.
DORK.I, of course, take a kind of personal pride in my own dorkiness and geekiness, especially while at work. I just realize that sometimes it spills over to areas where it becomes more of a detriment than a vehicle for humor. I love that shirt. My favorite geek shirt is this one, though:
There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110100 01101111 01110100 01100001 01101100 00100000 01100111 01100101 01100101 01101011 00101110 00100000
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#58 2008-12-06 14:26:47
Jesus, there's a girl out there for you and your balls. Have faith. (but maybe put them away until then, or at least until you're like, behind closed doors, exposed testicles might kind of put a damper on any chance you have of scoring with the volptuous barrista)
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#59 2008-12-06 19:13:08
icangetyouatoe wrote:
Jesus, there's a girl out there for you and your balls. Have faith. (but maybe put them away until then, or at least until you're like, behind closed doors, exposed testicles might kind of put a damper on any chance you have of scoring with the volptuous barrista)
I dunno, I've had pretty good results with just teabagging random women in public places. After a certain number of macings it starts to feel good.
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#60 2008-12-06 21:41:52
tojo2000 wrote:
My favorite geek shirt is this one, though:
There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
I have one. I love http://www.thinkgeek.com/index.shtml
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#62 2008-12-06 23:15:12
jesusluvspegging wrote:
icangetyouatoe wrote:
Jesus, there's a girl out there for you and your balls. Have faith. (but maybe put them away until then, or at least until you're like, behind closed doors, exposed testicles might kind of put a damper on any chance you have of scoring with the volptuous barrista)
I dunno, I've had pretty good results with just teabagging random women in public places. After a certain number of macings it starts to feel good.
Who know? You may be on to something. I've certainly met guys where I've felt emotionally teabagged and it certainly was the ultimate turn on, the idea of anonymous denuded testicles on my eyeballs.
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#63 2008-12-30 00:44:47
Because I'm sure you were all DYING to know...
Exfoliation does the trick! I've begun using an exfoliating body wash (non-name-brand) before shaving and now My balls are silky smooth!
The only tricky bit is that kinda cleft area between the testicles, just below where the scrotum meets the shaft. It's a tricky area to shave. It does not want to sit still, and it tends towards a concave shape. However, there's few enough of My hairs there that I can always pluck them before a big date (haha).
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#64 2008-12-30 09:07:17
This topic brought to you by TMI.
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#65 2008-12-30 16:48:14
Actually, I believe this topic was brought to you by Alcohol, but that's neither here nor... uh... down there.
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#66 2009-01-03 14:42:26
Jesus, how are your balls? I'm interested in whether the results have remained good and how often you are having to shave.
thanks
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#67 2009-01-03 15:03:38
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#68 2009-01-04 00:13:12
My question is: How do you shave your taint/asshole area? I have always wondered what is the most effective way to get rid of hair in that area. I can't imagine wanting to wax an asshole (or have an asshole waxed). I also am not really sure why one would shave it. I guess it just kind of fits in the specs of this thread.
While we're at it, does anyone or has anyone bleached their asshole? And if so, why the fuck would you do that??
I'm curious. And no, I'm not shaving my asshole, or waxing my asshole, or bleaching my asshole.
How are your balls, Jesus???
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#69 2009-01-04 00:32:25
Roger_That wrote:
My question is: How do you shave your taint/asshole area? I have always wondered what is the most effective way to get rid of hair in that area. I can't imagine wanting to wax an asshole (or have an asshole waxed). I also am not really sure why one would shave it. I guess it just kind of fits in the specs of this thread.
While we're at it, does anyone or has anyone bleached their asshole? And if so, why the fuck would you do that??
I'm curious. And no, I'm not shaving my asshole, or waxing my asshole, or bleaching my asshole.
How are your balls, Jesus???
Is it really as hairy as some people say? Just Askin'
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#70 2009-01-04 00:37:57
I was doing a bit of manscaping last Friday night using an electric razor to shave by coin purse and taint.... The electric razor caught a bit of skin on my taint and sliced it wide open, you woulda thought I'd have hit a major artery considering the amount of blood that came out of that little nick.....
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#71 2009-01-04 00:42:46
Just for the record: I leave well enough alone.
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#72 2009-01-04 00:45:33
Dirckman wrote:
I was doing a bit of manscaping last Friday night using an electric razor to shave by coin purse and taint.... The electric razor caught a bit of skin on my taint and sliced it wide open, you woulda thought I'd have hit a major artery considering the amount of blood that came out of that little nick.....
What Taint said. Hell, just play dress up, okay?
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#73 2009-01-04 01:18:01
I use a beveled 1/2" wide German straight razor, myself.
Any shave you can walk away from is a good shave.
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#74 2009-01-04 02:34:21
Hijack!
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#75 2009-01-04 02:39:23
Dmtdust wrote:
Hijack!
Now to bring this back on topic somebody has to post one of a guy doing that with his scrotum.
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#76 2009-01-04 03:09:50
Dmtdust wrote:
Hijack!
Madre de Dios con las tetas enormes!
That was fucking impresionante, meng.
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#77 2009-01-04 04:31:42
There's an apparently-famous stripper at the Claremont Lounge here in Atlanta (I've never been...) named Goldie who supposedly crushes beer cans with her tits.
I believe she's the headliner there.
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#78 2009-01-04 09:31:27
jesusluvspegging wrote:
There's an apparently-famous stripper at the Claremont Lounge here in Atlanta (I've never been...) named Goldie who supposedly crushes beer cans with her tits.
I believe she's the headliner there.
Hey! We have one of those here too. She puts a beer can on the table and then lifts one of those monsters up and.... BLAM!
Her boobs are all bruised and nasty but she gets plenty of tips. It helps to make up for her lack of "lap dance money"
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#79 2009-01-04 11:07:58
Yes, Jesus. As you can see, we are all obssessively concerned with your manscaping. Please don't smite us for being evil.
Hallelujah and amen.
Whatever you end up doing with your ballsack, though, you should do it thoroughly enough so you can wear something like this:
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#80 2009-01-13 14:20:13
I am reviving this thread.
I am bored, and would like to know the answer to:
Do those creams like Nair actually work?
Has anyone actually had their asshole waxed?
Does a brazilian wax really hurt as bad as I think it does??? Is it worth the pain/money?
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#81 2009-01-13 15:18:18
It only hurts your first time, and from then on you will feel sooooooooo erotic.
Don't forget the anal bleach!
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#82 2009-01-13 15:24:46
Roger_That wrote:
Does a brazilian wax really hurt as bad as I think it does??? Is it worth the pain/money?
This is the only question of R_T's that I know the answer to.
YES, it hurts. More than you imagine.
NO, it is not worth the agony or the cost. You get little red chicken-pox spots from the ingrown hairs. Very unattractive.
If you simply must landscape, you can find specially-shaped razors with tiny heads to help you with your "bikini area." I seen 'em at the Wal-Mart.
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#83 2009-01-13 15:35:57
Roger_That wrote:
I am reviving this thread.
I am bored, and would like to know the answer to:
Do those creams like Nair actually work?
Has anyone actually had their asshole waxed?
Does a brazilian wax really hurt as bad as I think it does??? Is it worth the pain/money?
1. Nair works. I stinks like all hell and can burn if you've scratched before using it. You can't use it on your pubes.
2. As for the brazillian, it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. Underarms hurt much more the first time. Razors give me ingrown hairs so if I want to be extra smooth I have to go for the brazillian. They'll wax your bunghole too. Yes, I've had it done and was pleased with the results. The brazillian is worth the money. Get a referal from someone you know, though...not everyone knows what they are doing.
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#84 2009-01-13 15:47:27
Headkicker wrote:
They'll wax your bunghole too. Yes, I've had it done and was pleased with the results.
Thanks for serving up the softball Kicker, but I'm, uh, uh, speechless.
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#85 2009-01-13 16:24:51
I bet waxing your ass results in some hellacious itching sensations after a couple days.
Still, probably worth it, if only in terms of not having to worry about little balls of toilet paper getting stuck back up in there. I swear, I do not understand why the bidet is considered a woman's apparatus. Y'all don't have quite the same level of ass-jungle to contend with.
(soft, quilted TP is the devil)
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#86 2009-01-13 17:12:22
jesusluvspegging wrote:
I bet waxing your ass results in some hellacious itching sensations after a couple days.
Still, probably worth it, if only in terms of not having to worry about little balls of toilet paper getting stuck back up in there. I swear, I do not understand why the bidet is considered a woman's apparatus. Y'all don't have quite the same level of ass-jungle to contend with.
(soft, quilted TP is the devil)
Actually it doesn't itch at all. You should try it. Now shaving back there...that's awful.
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#87 2009-01-13 17:20:46
Just get one of these:
http://www.popularmechanics.com/technol … 12936.html
It works without fear or prep work.
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#88 2009-01-13 17:24:48
hedgewizard wrote:
Just get one of these:
http://www.popularmechanics.com/technol … 12936.html
It works without fear or prep work.
Fuck dat noise.
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#89 2009-01-13 19:54:47
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Still, probably worth it, if only in terms of not having to worry about little balls of toilet paper getting stuck back up in there (soft, quilted TP is the devil)
If you tear up the TP, you are wiping too hard. You are going to hurt yourself. Try gentle strokes in one direction only. Jesus, didn’t your mother teach you anything?
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#90 2009-01-13 20:59:02
A lady friend swears by this one... you shave dry with only powder. I'm not a big proponent of shaving, but it certainly worked *very* well on her.
Body Bare Shaver.
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#91 2009-01-13 21:00:05
phoQ wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Still, probably worth it, if only in terms of not having to worry about little balls of toilet paper getting stuck back up in there (soft, quilted TP is the devil)
If you tear up the TP, you are wiping too hard. You are going to hurt yourself. Try gentle strokes in one direction only. Jesus, didn’t your mother teach you anything?
http://a.imagehost.org/0551/madonna-santa.jpg
Front to back, please.
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#92 2009-01-13 22:00:42
jesusluvspeggingFuck dat noise.
[url=http://flowbee.com/ wrote:
The suck-cut, it really sucks.
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#93 2009-01-14 02:56:13
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#94 2009-01-14 08:30:11
I love this thread. I really could give a shit if anyone can answer my questions. I just love a thread dedicated to sack-shaving.
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#95 2009-09-20 14:53:25
Some time ago, someone posted a link to a wide selection of pubic hairstyles for a women. I have a supervisor that I would like to send it along to. Could somebody post it for me? I have a supervisor that I would like to send it along to. I thought I would find the link in this thread, but it must be somewhere else.
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#96 2009-09-20 16:15:36
Why do you ask? Do you happen to have a supervisor that you would like to send it along to?
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#97 2009-09-20 17:34:38
Uh, yes Banjo, I do. In fact, I have a supervisor to whom I would like to send it.
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#98 2009-09-20 18:09:04
But if we were to provide this link, to whom would you send it?
EDIT: OBJECTIVE case dammit
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#99 2009-09-20 18:16:07
I remember that post, but it was some time ago and I doubt you'll have any luck finding it. You'd do better to just do a Clusty/Bing/Google search and hope the one you're looking for turns up. And then perhaps you could send it along to a supervisor or something like that.
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#100 2009-09-20 18:41:11
Snowball wrote:
You'd do better to just do a Clusty/Bing/Google search and hope the one you're looking for turns up.
Good luck with that, dude. I Googled "hair pie" four hours a-go in an at-tempt to find the site which you seek. I can-not even re-call what I was originally searching for at this point.
Eh, what-ever . . . If you seriously want your co-workers to dis-cuss your dis-missal for years to come, we do have other options.
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