#2 2007-10-30 16:53:14
You know... I think this was posted 3 or 4 days ago Taint.
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#3 2007-10-30 16:54:51
Indeed. My first asshat since moving to High Street. My apologies to fnord, but it does give me an opportunity to state that I'd fuck Craig's trick anytime.
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#4 2007-10-30 17:10:50
Taint wrote:
I'd fuck Craig's trick anytime.
And here I thought you were one of our more tasteful faigehlehs.
That man looks like a gopher trying to get into a barbershop quartet.
You can do better.
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#5 2007-10-30 17:13:08
You can do better.
Does this mean you're gonna post a photo of yourself? You don't even have to use marina sauce.
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#6 2007-10-30 17:20:45
Montecore wrote:
That man looks like a gopher trying to get into a barbershop quartet.
Naw, he's not that bad. He has great eyes. If he got rid of all that Fag Facial Hair® I'd consider it.
...if I was a guy, that is.
...if I was a guy and gay, I mean.
...well, if I was a guy, and gay, and not completely nauseated by the realization that this skanky fag had sex with Larry Craig...I'd consider it.
That's what I meant.
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#7 2007-10-30 17:22:00
Taint wrote:
You can do better.
Does this mean you're gonna post a photo of yourself? You don't even have to use marina sauce.
Taint:
With all due respect to your burgeoning boner, I'm not available.
Did you mean marinara sauce? So far as I know, marina sauce is what those rich bastards at the lake use to stay crocked.
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#8 2007-10-30 17:30:14
Montecore wrote:
Did you mean marinara sauce? So far as I know, marina sauce is what those rich bastards at the lake use to stay crocked.
Alas.
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#9 2007-10-30 17:46:29
Taint wrote:
My apologies to fnord, but it does give me an opportunity to state that I'd fuck Craig's trick anytime.
You mean he wasn't in the Village People? OK, well...the 'biohazard' tat is still a major turn-off. I'm OK with Diamanda Galás' "We are all HIV positive" ethos in ideology, not carnality.
But let's both face it. These people are not going to find us any dates. We'd have to send them clips of us donkey-punching tricks or dancing in their entrails to muster a larf. And no, Multihorse, that's not an offer.
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#10 2007-10-30 18:01:30
We'd have to send them clips of us donkey-punching tricks or dancing in their entrails to muster a larf.
I tried that once. They told me I should have been punching harder. Can't win for losing.
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#11 2007-10-30 18:18:33
pALEPHx wrote:
And no, Multihorse, that's not an offer.
Multihorse? You used to be a lot more discerning:
https://cruelery.com/viewtopic.php?id=532
"Not that my opinion in this particular matter counts for much, but I'm also not seeing the resemblance. It's very hard to alter your writing style...""
Do make up that which you are pleased to call your mind.
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#12 2007-10-30 19:20:12
After Taint got caught having sex with Larry Craig.....
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#13 2007-10-30 20:23:10
Montecore wrote:
Do make up that which you are pleased to call your mind.
Meh. Multihorse, Montiwhore. Same thing, as long as it gets your goat[se].
B'sides, I'm not the one who gives a shit whether you're him or not, or any of the half-dozen others that longer-standing members have accused. There's such an endless list of former Cruel trolls, it would be senseless to waste my time trying to sort who's pretending to be who, today.
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#14 2007-10-31 02:57:41
pALEPHx wrote:
Multihorse, Montiwhore. Same thing, as long as it gets your goat[se].
Ah, but you see, it does not. There was a time when I thought it possible to convince the assembled company that I am not Horse, and at that time I did protest the collective confusion.
But now, I've learned to enjoy it, in much the same fashion I enjoy the last reel of The Lady From Shanghai (you do watch films that are not part of Joan Crawford's regrettable later output, do you not?), with folks in the funhouse gibbering as they shoot at any least movement, each other, and their own reflections, in delicious terror. That seems to be what they want, and who am I to deny them their fun?
I do deny that I'm Horse, but angry? Not a bit of it.
Oh, and about Goatse- try not to be too jealous, mmkay? That is a world-class asshole, and some of us must be content with being the garden variety. There's no shame in it, really.
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