I see a musically talented felis catus domesticus in someone's future.

Last edited by Scotty (2009-06-22 21:42:20)

That boy needs to go cut his pappy a switch.

EDIT: and Heaven forbid if it's the wrong kind of switch.

Last edited by jesusluvspegging (2009-06-22 22:06:16)

Their mom and sister are the ones in the "So Happy Together" banner.

fnord wrote:

sofaking wrote:

I would literally murder my kid if he pulled this.

Which, flipping out or filming a sibling flipping out?

The flipping out.

I thought the taping it was cool.

whosasailorthen wrote:

Oh, that family's a really happy place to be.

That kid's gonna be a murderer one day.

Nah, he'll be an hero.

George Orr wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

whosasailorthen wrote:

Oh, that family's a really happy place to be.

That kid's gonna be a murderer one day.

Nah, he'll be an hero.

Can't he just be a suicide?

That's what an hero is.

Lordy lordy, I'm an old fuddy-duddy.  Thanks to sofa and jlp for teaching me a piece of internet slang, which I will probably forget all about tomorrow (which is just as well since it'll probably be hopelessly out of style in a couple of hours).

Speaking of the shelf life of internet items, I plan to keep a tally of the number of different sites that have either posted this vid or linked to it as of tomorrow morning.

Dirckman wrote:

Did he try to shove that remote up his ass?

Yes, at about 1:10.  I thought maybe I was seeing things at first.

sofaking wrote:

I would literally murder my kid if he pulled this.

Link to YouTube page

What, for making an incredibly bad youtube video?

I call complete B.S. All you see are the two teens, and the one supposedly freaking out does no real property damage or any serious self-abuse. It just seems so contrived, with the "freaking out brother" leaving, right on cue, so "devious tapester" can retrieve the camera.

Even if it were real, that's not a real serious freak-out.

I once FORCED a friend to let me drive him home after he drank way too much. His family were a pack of very strict jews. His parents didn't even know he had ever drank before (and he was like 22, at the time).

First, I have to say he ralphed all over my back seat... bastard

Then, another friend of mine and I (and we're both tripping) drag him to the front door, and ring the bell, to get some help getting him inside. He still lived at home (lucky me, I was the first in my crew to move out, at 18, so I got all the joys of having "the party pad" for 2-3 years while everyone else stayed home).

Anyway, his dad answers the door, helps his son too the bathroom and then starts crying and screaming. The mom is also crying. They are praising us as the Greatest Hero's of ALL TIME! My name being what it is, I was compared to some great Old Testament hero and my friend was compared to another (except he didn't share the name).

The 17-y-o brother is FLIPPING OUT that his older brother is so irresponsible and such a fuck up (mind you, the drunk guy drank about 4 times his entire life, worked 60 hours a week, from the age of 18 on, and was the picture of total responsibility, except this one evening).

So little brother, who is the biggest nerd ever (he literally had the black plastic glasses, broken at the nose, and held together by tape, during his ENTIRE high school stint, total geek), runs into the kitchen, and I shit-you-not, starts smashing dinner plates on the floor!

The worst part is, the 60-something year-old parents don't even seem to care. They are too busy crying hysterically, and praising my friend and I (who practically force-fed this guy rum all night) as Biblical hero's (with the occasional look-in on our friend, face-first in toilet).

Anyway, as far as I was concerned, each one of them was the worst freak-out I've ever seen, but that kid smashing a dozen plates was something to behold.

Last edited by ptah13 (2009-06-23 01:23:51)

ptah13 wrote:

I call complete B.S. All you see are the two teens, and the one supposedly freaking out does no real property damage or any serious self-abuse.

Thank you, baby jesus. I have witnessed my share of teen hysterics and that did not look at all real.

ptah13 wrote:

choad wrote:

ptah13 wrote:

I call complete B.S. All you see are the two teens, and the one supposedly freaking out does no real property damage or any serious self-abuse.

Thank you, baby jesus.

You're welcome, however I prefer to be called "adult Jesus", at this point.

Them's fightin' words.

ptah13 wrote:

Dammit.

I'm going to be playing this for the next hour straight. I just know it.

It's genuinely HARD on hard, and the music will put your ass in a trance.

I think he's a Tasmanian devil.

fnord wrote:

Link to YouTube page

Wow.

Maybe it is just the room (it is possessed).

orangeplus wrote:

Removed...fail.

No wonder his mother canceled his WoW account.  This is the sort of shit she had to listen to all day.  The brother that fucks with his head is awesome!


Edited to change to a better link.

Last edited by fnord (2009-07-02 06:06:27)