#1 2007-11-06 21:44:45

Real or fake, German people talk funny

http://livedigital.com/content/1819654

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#2 2007-11-06 21:54:44

Looks, talks and acts just like every pretentious German cockfag I've ever met, I say he's the real scheizer.

Reminds me of an oldie but a goodie:

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#3 2007-11-06 22:06:32

not so much cocfag as your standard metro-sexual German - their toilets have little shelves so you can examine your feces before flushing.  I've seen the Klaus video before . . . they played it for us in german class because the enunciation was so good and cuz my teacher was your standard german S&M freak (and typically she wasn't the least bit hot)

the hammer trick is the real thing - I'm impressed . . . I'll have to have my son try that.

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#4 2007-11-06 22:33:40

HAHAHAHAH!  Thank you for the video. 

Is it because of Monty Python that Germans make me laugh just by talking?  Nazis?  Hilarious!

Emmeran, I'll just assume from your definitive opinion that you are a master juggler, and refrain from calling CPS for the rest of your post.

Cheers!

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#5 2007-11-06 22:43:26

nah - I'm just a masterful drunk.   I could barely keep up with what was said and would need to attempt sobriety to translate for you.

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#6 2007-11-06 22:53:26

Well I always thought, if you're gonna have a vice, you should at least apply yourself.  The only German I can speak is a children's rhyme and the dirty words I heard my dad say.  If I drink enough and smile, I can speak any latin-based language, at least enough to order another beer.

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#7 2007-11-07 04:32:49

asdf1971 wrote:

Is it because of Monty Python that Germans make me laugh just by talking?  Nazis?  Hilarious!

Gehen Sie Bumsen Sich, Esel lecken.  Ziemlich viele von uns sprechen hier, und haben eine Verbindung in so oder so nach Deutschland.

Oh, und das Video war kühl.

Last edited by Decadence (2007-11-07 04:33:59)

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#8 2007-11-07 09:43:00

Didn't mean to get your lederhosen in a wad.

Und danke.

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