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sigmoid freud wrote:

My “favorite” busted item? This cowboy pancake topped with faux bacon and vegan cheese, from LA Vegan Thai. But mostly just because, if you’re actually ordering a pancake layered with fake bacon and cheese from a Thai restaurant, I almost think you deserve it. Almost.

WTF is "vegan cheese" (beyond a contradiction in terms)?

It's like flavored vinyl.

Don't get me started about vegan food substitutes.

Dirckman wrote:

I can't believe those people are treating trace amounts of animal protein like it's poison.  I happen to live on the Neanderthal diet plan by having almost 85% of my calorie intake coming from meats.  I had a sausage breakfast burrito from Taco Johns for breakfast, a twelve ounce Ribeye at Chili's today for lunch then ate a half rack of BBQ ribs from Famous Dave's for supper and I'll be alive and kicking far longer than any of these vegan fucktards.

Mr. Sofie eats like The Flintstones, too.

It's embarrassing sometimes.

I laugh at all the fat vegans who live on all complex carbohydrates (starches), and then look at my man who has a perfect swimmer's body, and can eat his weight in meat.

So he might have a coronary. At least he got to eat prime rib all the time, and enjoyed life.

The vegans are all like "We're healthier!". But I don't know about that.

Health food stores are filled with people who don't look very healthy.

Dirckman wrote:

I can't believe those people are treating trace amounts of animal protein like it's poison.  I happen to live on the Neanderthal diet plan by having almost 85% of my calorie intake coming from meats.  I had a sausage breakfast burrito from Taco Johns for breakfast, a twelve ounce Ribeye at Chili's today for lunch then ate a half rack of BBQ ribs from Famous Dave's for supper and I'll be alive and kicking far longer than any of these vegan fucktards.

My brother was on that diet and lost a shitload of weight, while eating 32oz porterhouse steaks for dinner every night (yeah, his butcher loves him). Hell, every meal he ate was huge and all-meat.

Strange diet, but sure seems to work.

ptah13 wrote:

Sure, extra weight is hard on the heart but heart disease is more about genetics than anything else.

I am so glad for you and the many others who had such foresight in choosing their ancestors. Everyone else, try to eat less meat, please.

Last edited by sigmoid freud (2009-06-30 02:14:15)

A combination of solvents, disinfectants, abrasives, steam cleaning and scraping are usually deployed on the equipment, in order to remove caked-on food particles, debris and carbonized (burned) cooked-on residue.

Vegans - Destroying the environment one meal at a time.

Last edited by Emmeran (2009-06-30 08:07:37)

ptah13 wrote:

My point being (that you possibly missed) is that a vegan lifestyle has little to nothing to do with health. Eating NO meat doesn't make a person more healthy. 

Humans are omnivores, and when you intentionally deny your body that which it requires (due to the wonders of evolution), you're fucking yourself up.

Personally, I think nothing could possibly be more absurd than "vegans". I really really love Vegan food that is modeled after meat, cheese, etc.  One I know eats stuff called “Veat” that’s actually pressed into animal shapes, like chicken quarters.

How twisted is that?

Most vegans I know seem to be vegans in order to claim some sort of superiority complex.

Precisely.

Let us not forget that it is the fate of all herbivores to eventually be killed and eaten; that is just the way it always has been. (Just as it is the fate of all carnivores to eventually age or get injured and starve to death)

I on the other hand, a proud Omnivore, try very hard to avoid eating meat from factory farms whenever possible; it's just good karma.

The only people I know who've actually lost weight on a diet were on Atkins.  As soon as they went off it, the weight came back.

George Orr wrote:

The only people I know who've actually lost weight on a diet were on Atkins.  As soon as they went off it, the weight came back.

I have to agree with DMT. It is all about balance.

From a science standpoint, you deny your body one of it's primary sources of fuel and it burns fat instead (hence why both atkins and "neanderthin", or whatever it's called, temporarily work).

Unless you choose to eat that way the rest of your life, as soon as you return to normal food consumption you'll gain back your weight.

The only really healthy way to stay in shape is dietary balance + exercise. Diets only work while you are on them.

On a side note:

I do have to backpedal, a little bit, on my previous post. Sometimes I just don't know how big of a dick I sound until I reread something.

My best friend, who passed last year, was a devout vegetarian for 35 years. If you are a vegetarian because you don't wish to stop the beating heart of an animal, I'm all for you. I just clown on those who claim they are doing it solely for health reasons.

Emmeran wrote:

A combination of solvents, disinfectants, abrasives, steam cleaning and scraping are usually deployed on the equipment, in order to remove caked-on food particles, debris and carbonized (burned) cooked-on residue.

Vegans - Destroying the environment one meal at a time.

So quick to hate you were, read the article you did not.  The food processing plant is doing this for people with allergies, not for vegans.  Seriously, how many vegans do y’all know?  They’re like internet boogey men.

Yes humans are omnivores.  We lack the specialized equipment (rumen, long cecum etc.) to get the most out of plants.  We also lack the specializations for carnivores (short digestive system, shredding teeth etc.)  What we ate during our long tortuous evolution is anybodies’ guess.

Yes, the meat diet works for some people some of the time.  Excess protein is deaminated and the resulting molecules are burned like carbs.  The nitrogenous wastes produced are toxic and take a lot of water to piss out, hence the immediate weight loss.

As a field, nutritional science is a fucking mess.  The only thing they can really say to everybody is have a varied diet and stay thin.  Since plants contain a wider variety of molecules, and are less calorically dense, a plant centered diet is generally healthier.

phoQ wrote:

Emmeran wrote:

A combination of solvents, disinfectants, abrasives, steam cleaning and scraping are usually deployed on the equipment, in order to remove caked-on food particles, debris and carbonized (burned) cooked-on residue.

Vegans - Destroying the environment one meal at a time.

So quick to hate you were, read the article you did not.  The food processing plant is doing this for people with allergies, not for vegans.  Seriously, how many vegans do y’all know?  They’re like internet boogey men.

Yes humans are omnivores.  We lack the specialized equipment (rumen, long cecum etc.) to get the most out of plants.  We also lack the specializations for carnivores (short digestive system, shredding teeth etc.)  What we ate during our long tortuous evolution is anybodies’ guess.

Yes, the meat diet works for some people some of the time.  Excess protein is deaminated and the resulting molecules are burned like carbs.  The nitrogenous wastes produced are toxic and take a lot of water to piss out, hence the immediate weight loss.

As a field, nutritional science is a fucking mess.  The only thing they can really say to everybody is have a varied diet and stay thin.  Since plants contain a wider variety of molecules, and are less calorically dense, a plant centered diet is generally healthier.

Actually I live and work in LA County - I know quite a few "Vegans"; and yes I understand the food processing industry and the reasons for cleanliness - do you understand "Humor"??

Our ancients were opportunistic eaters, they ate whatever they could get their hands on - scientifically this is refered to as "Survival".

Ethnically speaking each separate thread of the human race has slightly different nutritional needs - this is known as "evolutionary traits"; however these differences are disappearing quickly and in the future we will all survive on Carls Jr.

phoQ wrote:

…when it’s funny or not retroactive.  But I’ll assume your other incorrect comments are also humor, and refrain from nitpicking.

Look, with the thousands of comedians out of work in this recession you should be able to find really funny anywhere - just don't look for it from me.