#101 2009-06-27 21:54:25
#102 2009-06-27 22:28:41
Really? Excuse me for a moment.
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!
Thank you.
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#103 2009-06-28 01:11:01
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#104 2009-06-28 08:49:49
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
This made my day.
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#105 2009-06-28 22:57:08
I been away at the beach all weekend so let me jump on this bandwagon:
Michael's last wishes were apparently to have his body recycled into grocery bags so he could remain white, plastic and dangerous for children to play with.
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#106 2009-06-28 23:45:54
Japanese TV commercial!
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#107 2009-06-29 00:26:33
Since Michael Jackson is already 99% plastic, they're going to melt him down and turn him into Legos so kids can play with him for a change.
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#109 2009-06-29 11:43:36
McDonald's has just announced a Micheal Jackson commemorative hamburger: A 50 year old piece of meat stuck in 8 year old buns. Can't wait!
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#110 2009-06-29 12:39:54
#111 2009-06-29 13:24:30
Dmtdust wrote:
Details For George: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainmen … death.html
Thrilling, but already debunked.
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#112 2009-06-29 14:40:17
Did you hear what Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett and Egg McMahon are getting for Christmas? Patrick Swayze!
Elvis meets Michael at the pearly gates and asks “Are you the guy that married my daughter?” “Yes sir,” squeaks Michael. “Thank god,” says Elvis “I'd heard she'd married a nigger.”
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#113 2009-06-29 17:59:01
Dirckman wrote:
Since Michael Jackson is already 99% plastic, they're going to melt him down and turn him into Legos so kids can play with him for a change.
It's true... you really can ass-hat within the same page of a thread. Nice.
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#114 2009-06-30 00:48:45
whosasailorthen wrote:
Dirckman wrote:
Since Michael Jackson is already 99% plastic, they're going to melt him down and turn him into Legos so kids can play with him for a change.
It's true... you really can ass-hat within the same page of a thread. Nice.
Without even reading any of the other posts on this page I will attempt to asshat again....
Farrah Fawcett died the other day and went to the pearly gates. St. Peter went up to her and said "You were always my favorite actress, for this I will grant you one wish.". Farrah thought about it for a minute and said "I just want all the children of the world to be safe from harm.".... Poof, Michael Jackson is struck dead.
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#115 2009-06-30 01:30:33
Dirckman wrote:
Without even reading any of the other posts on this page I will attempt to asshat again....
Congratulations.
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#116 2009-06-30 01:38:02
square wrote:
Dirckman wrote:
Without even reading any of the other posts on this page I will attempt to asshat again....
I wear my asshat with pride.... I can pull off about any look if involves a hat, this is me playing cowboy...
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#117 2009-06-30 02:10:00
Dirckman wrote:
square wrote:
Dirckman wrote:
Without even reading any of the other posts on this page I will attempt to asshat again....
I wear my asshat with pride.... I can pull off about any look if involves a hat, this is me playing cowboy...
https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/98_0529091718a.jpg
The hat's on backwards.
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#118 2009-06-30 15:27:45
TMZ is claiming that Jackson isn't the father and never got around to adopting those kids.....
...I'm pretty sure these kids actually belong to octo-mom.
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#119 2009-06-30 15:35:16
How long before "Michael Jackson Autopsy Photos" show up on the internets???
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#120 2009-06-30 16:17:21
Roger_That wrote:
How long before "Michael Jackson Autopsy Photos" show up on the internets???
If they don't hit before the weekend...You know what? There's probably autopsy images around already.
Or did you mean the REAL photos? In that case, I'm gonna say roughly 45 minutes after the first incision is made.
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#121 2009-06-30 16:19:22
Roger_That wrote:
How long before "Michael Jackson Autopsy Photos" show up on the internets???
If they don't hit before the weekend...You know what? There's probably autopsy images around already.
Or did you mean the REAL photos? In that case, I'm gonna say roughly 45 minutes after the first incision is made. They'll be cellphone pictures, natch, and they'll be poor quality and people will start seeing details that aren't actually there, like "he has six toes!" or "it looks like his penis fell off!" etc.
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#122 2009-07-01 11:32:52
The autopsy revealed so much plastic in Michael that they are melting him down into Legos so the kiddies can now play with him.
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#123 2009-07-01 11:44:38
phreddy wrote:
The autopsy revealed so much plastic in Michael that they are melting him down into Legos so the kiddies can now play with him.
THREE times in ONE thread! Are prizes being handed out?
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#124 2009-07-01 12:07:41
George Orr wrote:
phreddy wrote:
The autopsy revealed so much plastic in Michael that they are melting him down into Legos so the kiddies can now play with him.
THREE times in ONE thread! Are prizes being handed out?
Oh fuck me! I've been out of town and unable to revel in this base endeavor. 
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#125 2009-07-01 13:26:10
George Orr wrote:
phreddy wrote:
The autopsy revealed so much plastic in Michael that they are melting him down into Legos so the kiddies can now play with him.
THREE times in ONE thread! Are prizes being handed out?
For a triple crown winning hat trick? Absolutely!
Besides, it's a great line.
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#126 2009-07-01 14:27:28
I still haven't seen any 'real' autopsy photos. You know that someone will hock those for a pretty penny!
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#127 2009-07-01 15:58:14
No wonder he fucking bought it: http://www.tmz.com/2009/07/01/michael-j … riminal/32
What a Maroon.
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#128 2009-07-01 16:03:51
#129 2009-07-01 17:08:33
Here's the coolest rumor I've seen today (repeats some of what's in Dusty's link):
http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and- … anic/full/
Also, why does it surprise me that Rush Limbaugh has lumbered up to the mike? It really shouldn't.
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#130 2009-07-01 17:49:33
Dmtdust wrote:
No wonder he fucking bought it: http://www.tmz.com/2009/07/01/michael-j … riminal/32
What a Maroon.
Wait a minute Dusty. Don't jump to conclusions. Perhaps he wasn't taking the propofol and had a legitimate use for it, like drugging little boys.
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#131 2009-07-02 16:19:17
The face on the left is what Michael would have looked like without all the plastic surgery, based on a computer generated age progression of his childhood appearance.
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#132 2009-07-02 19:41:34
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#134 2009-07-03 01:36:00
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#137 2009-07-06 01:27:54
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#138 2009-07-06 15:55:19
Autopsy photos now available
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#139 2009-07-06 17:21:45
phoQ wrote:
Autopsy photos now available
http://h.imagehost.org/0091/003_Autopsy … ackson.jpghttp://h.imagehost.org/0911/gangarajuch … utopsy.jpg
I don't think the one on the right is real.
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#140 2009-07-06 22:18:16
#141 2009-07-06 22:31:50
karenw wrote:
Somehow this is a fitting tribute: The Eternal Moonwalk.
I sat and waited for, like, five minutes before an American contributor showed up (from California, natch). I'd estimate that the musical accompaniment causes mild brain damage after about three minutes. Also, someone in Scandahoovia somewhere named their little daughter "Leeloo." Chrissakes.
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#142 2009-07-06 22:53:19
George Orr wrote:
I sat and waited for, like, five minutes before an American contributor showed up (from California, natch). I'd estimate that the musical accompaniment causes mild brain damage after about three minutes. Also, someone in Scandahoovia somewhere named their little daughter "Leeloo." Chrissakes.
Hee, hee.
Moar inanity:
Was MJ Raptured?
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#143 2009-07-07 10:22:05
#144 2009-07-07 11:29:32
Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, her Majesty's Coldstream Guards:
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#145 2009-07-07 15:46:06
George Orr wrote:
Uh-oh, there's a skunk at the picnic this morning.
Thanks. I was really craving some anti-MJ.
And as long as we’re doing covers…
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#146 2009-07-07 21:34:02
Oh Em Eff Gee.
(photo from the Us Magazine website [don't judge me])
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#147 2009-07-07 21:42:44
No gold-plated urn for the brain? I *am* disappointed.
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#148 2009-07-07 21:48:15
whosasailorthen wrote:
No gold-plated urn for the brain? I *am* disappointed.
Brain's in a plastic bag in a freezer in LA County Morgue.
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#149 2009-07-07 21:55:35
jesusluvspegging wrote:
whosasailorthen wrote:
No gold-plated urn for the brain? I *am* disappointed.
Brain's in a plastic bag in a freezer in LA County Morgue.
Yeah, I know - I read the article - but I would have expected to at least have it on show. After all, everything else was.
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#150 2009-07-07 21:56:55
jesusluvspegging wrote:
whosasailorthen wrote:
No gold-plated urn for the brain? I *am* disappointed.
Brain's in a plastic bag in a freezer in LA County Morgue.
Coming soon to an auction website near you!
You know people will do it.
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