Fleshy by Day, Furry By Night?

I am a Lycanthrope.  May I rip your throat out?

Hetero male with a mild voyeur fetish and a penchent for slender women with confidence and brains.  Does this make me weird?

Dmtdust wrote:

phreddy wrote:

Hetero male with a mild voyeur fetish and a penchent for slender women with confidence and brains.  Does this make me weird?

YES.  Get help now.

In that case, I know you're weird Dusty because you keep posting pictures of my fantasy women.

Emmeran wrote:

phreddy wrote:

Dmtdust wrote:

YES.  Get help now.

In that case, I know you're weird Dusty because you keep posting pictures of my fantasy women.

Those are actually self-portraits Dusty does as a hobby, you didn't know s/he was post-op?

If that's true, then I'm going over to the other team.

George Orr wrote:

I get off being juked by a baby octopus, and spewed upon with creamed corn.

My girlfriend she likes it with a hot YooHoo bottle and somebody screamin'...

Wait - so George is a rug-muncher now?

George Orr wrote:

I get off being juked by a baby octopus, and spewed upon with creamed corn.

My girlfriend she likes it with a hot YooHoo bottle and somebody screamin'...

Dammit!  Just when I used up the last of the baby octopi.  Plan B = What's your girlfriend's phone number?

fnord wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

Fnord's a furry??!?!?!?!!!!?!

I’m attracted to men with facial and body hair, so I suppose I could be considered a borderline furry.

GAH!

fnord wrote:

I’m attracted to men with facial and body hair, so I suppose I could be considered a borderline furry.

it's really the only thing that gets me off anymore

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I've "known" you all for several years, and I was unaware anyone was a furry.

As for me, I have a Nipsy Russell fetish. I make my lovers wear latex masks that look just like Nipsy.

Just kidding. I'm into mullets. Not the fish, the hairstyle.

Also kidding.

I'm actually into necrophilia. With freshly murdered furries.

whosasailorthen wrote:

sofaking wrote:

I'm actually into necrophilia. With freshly murdered furries.

I knew there was a reason I liked you.

And as for the masks, I always figured you as an "Orson Bean" type.

*dies laughing*

I actually hate mullets. I love baldelicious guys, but it didn't seem exotic enough for Ms. Floorcookie.

Whatev.

George Orr wrote:

Emmeran wrote:

Don't change the subject - George Orr was just talking about her girlfriend - that is much cooler the Fnord obsession with bears

Juuuust waitin' for someone to get the reference...

...Stiiiiiill waitin'...

well your reference went right over my head sooooo... let's get back to the discussion about you're coming out as a box licker....

Thanks, Sarge; I figured you'd come through for me.

Oh, and why has no one called out this link whore on being a fucking link whore?

DIE LINK WHORE!

I'm totally vanilla.

George Orr wrote:

Emmeran wrote:

Don't change the subject - George Orr was just talking about her girlfriend - that is much cooler the Fnord obsession with bears

Juuuust waitin' for someone to get the reference...

...Stiiiiiill waitin'...

Georgie, I got the reference... that's why I posted the corollary Zappa item above. 

*sigh*

Wait!!!

I still want to hear about your lesbianism and related perversions....

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I want to watch my wife being rammed by strange guys. But really just as a means to banging their hot wifes.

George Orr wrote:

Oh, and why has no one called out this link whore on being a fucking link whore?

DIE LINK WHORE!

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OK... what I REALLY get off on is taking a woman who has blossomed into a lifestyle Dominatrix and slapping the shit of of her.

Bigcat wrote:

Tall Paul wrote:

OK... what I REALLY get off on is taking a woman who has blossomed into a lifestyle Dominatrix and slapping the shit of of her.

Yeah, knock a coupla teeth loose

Nah, not the teeth.... just the shit.

Thanks for reminding me why I don't post. I was truly interested in what everyone here was into, I wasn't trying to be a link whore. Take that shit down if you want, it doesn't cost me anything. I was just sincerely curious, but seeing as there isn't one serious reply, ( I can't believe I expected one.) I'll just go back to lurking.

Ah, floorcookie, now don't be cross. I think it's fair to say we got off on the wrong foot but - to be fair - you did imply this was a furry-friendly site and, well, that's just not a good way to begin a new relationship here at High Street.

Let's begin again: My perversions involve the usual gay kink, including but not limited to S/M, bondage, leather, etc., blah, blah, blah. Truly, my kinks are probably the least interesting thing about me. Now, if you want a recipe for a really wonderful gold beet and mint soup, or are looking for someone to discuss Shin Buddhist philosophy, you'll find me far more interesting.

And nor for something completely different...

We want more!

You are lucky we were playing along.

This is a public forum, but we all "know" each other pretty well, which for you, means that:

1.) We all have a general idea of each other's likes/dislikes, and have been discussing them for years. If you really wanted to know, you could wade through this site. Hint: Not one person here likes to dress in a nasty fursuit and fuck mental cases who think they're animals. In fact we all think it's gross, which is why we all post things ridiculing them.

2.) We don't "know" you yet, and it would seem pretty fucking lame to open up our individual and/or collective psyche to a hitwhore interested in catering to a specific dominant/submissive demographic for financial gain.

3.) We all generally try to make things that make the rest of the world recoil in horror funny. This doesn't mean we're scat lovers, or furries, or interested in licking your boots. It means that if you ask us (as a group) something that would make a normal person uncomfortable, we would tend to respond in a smartassed manner.

4.) When you add in your inquiry something that is so off base (like, "I see you all are a bunch of furries!"), you are setting yourself up for a smackdown. Where the FUCK did you get that ANY of us was/is/considering becoming a furry? You obviously have only lurked here long enough to assess the hitwhorability (not a word? is now!) of our site, and how you could creatively spam your link.

5.) After I joked about some shit, I tried to tell you mine (or part of it). Mine is bald guys, and hair removal. So I'd be the opposite of a person who likes hairy people. I find most body hair repulsive. Fnord also told you his (which is the opposite of mine), Phreddy likes slender and smart women, and Jesusluvspegging tried to tell you he doesn't have a particular fetish.

6.) Dominatrix training? HA! I'm a 5'11" female who could KICK your fucking ASS if I met you in person. It's not a fetish, though. I wouldn't get off doing it, and I'm not necessarily ever inclined to start fights with people I don't know (unless they ask me a stupid-assed, inappropriate question that assumes my friends and I are a bunch of fucking FURRIES).

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