Montecore wrote:

I read about this.

The first parent who sent a five-year-old into the public school system expecting that teachers and staff would keep up with diaper changes should have been dealt with by whatever Britain's equivalent of Child Services is.  It's child abuse to leave a kid unable to control his own bladder and bowels by that age, and it's unbelievably unfair to school staff.  Hard enough trying to teach today's spoiled, over-entitled kids without dealing with their literal shit.

The UK has some issues, when it comes to child raising.

They still breastfeed into their tweens, there:

If you're old enough to ask for mommy's tit you're too old to feed from it.

ptah13 wrote:

What? Where are YOU from?

I had hard-on's at 6 or 7 years old.

I got my first hand-job at 8.

ptah:

When I was under ten years old, I was the smallest, skinniest kid in the class; I looked about seven.  At ten, KAPOW!  The hormones finally kicked in, and I grew a foot in about three years, becoming the tallest - and horniest - kid in my class.   

If you think I'm weird now, just know that it was ever thus.

jesusluvspegging wrote:

I still poop my pants, but it's purely recreational at this point.

Thanks for sharing!

jesusluvspegging wrote:

I don't share, I sell, and you're still my best customer.

It's a dollar a picture of me poopin' my pants, by the way.  Five dollars a minute for video.

Do you dub or use subtitles?

jesusluvspegging wrote:

Software subs, h.264 two-pass video, 6 channel AC3 192 kilobit soundtrack, all available in your choice of vorbis or matroska wrappers.

That is some HQ Crapwerks!