#1 2009-08-22 07:29:56
...you can be identified by their serial number if your ex husband murders you, mangles your body, removes your fingers and teeth to delay your identification and stuffs you in a trash bin just outside LA.
What a waste...
http://www.thecelebritycafe.com/features/32165.html
http://www.tmz.com/2009/08/21/blow-by-b … es-murder/
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#2 2009-08-22 07:53:04
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#3 2009-08-22 08:01:35
Ferfuckssake! This is much easier than it looks, people. One tiny relevant search, Pho.
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#4 2009-08-22 16:52:18
Scotty wrote:
Ferfuckssake! This is much easier than it looks, people. One tiny relevant search, Pho.
Scotty, don’t you think you were a little hard on the Vag this morning? And I’m clueless as to why you included me in your rage. Please enlighten me.
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#5 2009-08-22 18:18:17
Scotty was asshatting you - go here:
By Their Implants Ye Shall Know Them...
He prolly said "tiny relevant search" because the original post had "implant" in the title, and wasn't very far down the page from yours.
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#6 2009-08-22 18:24:26
Vag:
Forgot to say:
Don't feel too bad about the asshat - after I posted the original, AladdinSane told me I wasn't watching enough "CSI."
Don't be looking to win around here.
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#7 2009-08-22 19:29:53
I was yelling at Pho.
As illustrated by the rape hat doled out a week or so back the boob hat I posted would have done the hatting much more justice.
Step up your hatting game, Pho.
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#8 2009-08-22 20:03:57
Ah, so.
My bad.
P.S.: The woman who got killed was a human being, and I know I should feel really bad about what happened to her and that every life is precious, nay sacred, yadda yadda ya.
But have you ever seen anyone who looked so ready to call a lawyer and start taking the house as soon she had a ring firmly on her finger?
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#9 2009-08-22 20:23:05
Scotty wrote:
I was yelling at Pho.
As illustrated by the rape hat doled out a week or so back, the boob hat I posted would have done the hatting much more justice.
Step up your hatting game, Pho.
So this wouldn’t have worked because it also features a pancake and syrup? Exactly what are the rules?
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#10 2009-08-23 08:48:50
phoQ wrote:
Exactly what are the rules?
Technically there are no written rules, I'm just being a curmudgeon.
If I had to codify something and void my previous statement I'd have to say be clever with your title on originals and if hatting find a picture relevant to the topic.
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#11 2009-08-23 09:20:47
Montecore wrote:
Vag:
Forgot to say:
Don't feel too bad about the asshat - after I posted the original, AladdinSane told me I wasn't watching enough "CSI."
Don't be looking to win around here.
I'll wear my hat with pride... I did look about the more recent posts, got lazy and posted instead of using the site's search thingymagigger.
It does sound like a story ripped from the pages of CSI...
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#12 2009-08-23 22:11:20
There is New News.
Seems Mr. Wonderful offed himself in a Vancouver motel:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.c … .DTL&tsp=1
I was really hoping he was going to get caught in some public place, because if that had happened, the score would have been Mob 1, Scumbag 0 within about thirty seconds.
And how I do love a good lynching.
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#13 2009-08-24 00:46:39
I thought the dead girl looked so bimbo-y as to almost resemble some kind of jungian sexual archetype. It wasn't at all surprising she hooked up with a guy who in his own way was so fragile. I have a pal who used to do soft core and medium core porn films. I was always surprised by the total losers- I mean creepy, woman hating, sensitive to any perceived slight guys she hooked up with. It's weird, like an alcoholic and the person who grew up with alcoholics who find each other at a party, without any idea how much their histories mesh. The playboy bunny/ blow up doll girl seems to end up with the man who essentially hates women. Bizarro.
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#14 2009-08-24 01:01:38
I hope they make certain the dead person really is the murdering scumbag. I wouldn’t put it past a scumbag like that to kill someone in order to pass off their dead body as his.
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#15 2009-08-24 01:40:54
icangetyouatoe wrote:
I have a pal who used to do soft core and medium core porn films.
Huh?
What's "medium core"? The guy kept losing his erection every few minutes?
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#16 2009-08-24 02:05:15
Fuzzy money shots.
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#17 2009-08-24 21:50:03
Monty wrote:
And how I do love a good lynching.
Dude, don't you know that Caucasians are no longer allowed to use the "L" word? Are you trying to get Al Sharpton to shut us down?
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#18 2009-08-24 23:15:54
Decadence wrote:
Monty wrote:
And how I do love a good lynching.
Dude, don't you know that Caucasians are no longer allowed to use the "L" word? Are you trying to get Al Sharpton to shut us down?
Dec:
Anyone committing heinous acts is eligible to attend a necktie party given in their honor, without regard to race, color, creed, national origin or sexual orientation.
Only when these soirees are held for reasons of racial prejudice are they racist, sez I. Sharpton is a professional grievance-collector of epic proportions. And an idiot to boot.
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