#1 2009-08-26 01:11:02

Celebrities don't die, they just become the subject of conspiracy theories

This video shows that Michael was still alive after his dead body was transported to the Los Angeles Dept. of Coroner I checked the license plate number and it looks like the King of Pop is jumping out of the same van, his dead body has been in. I got the original video tape from a trustworthy source. I know him for years. And I am sure itīs real and Michael is alive.

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#2 2009-08-26 05:28:27

"It's better to burn out than to face further charges for child molestation.  Hey, hey, my, my."

Post-Script:  Just for the "lulz", we should try to start a rumor that Christopher Walken is a racist, neo-nazi, and see how many people "buy it" with-in a few months.

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#3 2009-08-26 15:41:32

I told you he would turn into a child molesting zombie if the body wasn't destroyed!

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#4 2009-08-26 15:51:32

The moon must be in a clever sign today, because this title also rules.

Oh, and he's dead for reals. He's jammin' with Elvis now.

Someone is being charged with his murder, so I think there was a body.

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#5 2009-08-26 15:53:44

sofaking wrote:

Someone is being charged with his murder, so I think there was a body.

That's what they want you to believe.

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#6 2009-08-27 09:21:53

I checked the license plate number

From that grainy-ass video with a shaky zoom for 1.1 seconds? Who are you, fucking CSI?

We also have no confirmation that this is the same time, the right location or a half decent shot of the person getting out.

MJ was flat-ass broke. He didn't have enough money to bribe a beat cop, much less pull this shit off.

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