Posted by monkeyboy

It began as a mistake.

The first time  Charles Branaski met Lucy Van Pelt, she was
holding a football. He didn’t care for the game, baseball was
his thing.  Still, she held out that old football.

"Just kick the fucking thing," she said. 

"Listen, babe. You just hold that thing steady and I’ll kick
the shit out of it."

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