#2 2009-09-20 20:20:25

My favorite list of crimes:
Charges: Aggravated criminal sexual assault while armed with a weapon, aggravated criminal sexual abuse while armed with a weapon, attempted armed robbery with a firearm, armed robbery and being on park grounds after dark.

Being on park grounds? Isn't there a point in the charging phase where it doesn't matter that, say, the Hillside Strangler was driving with a broken tail light?

Also, one in four of those people are cockeyed. Why?

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#3 2009-09-20 20:54:26

http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2009-09/49149629.jpg

Charge: Attempted murder

Obviously he swallowed the weed before they got him...

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#4 2009-09-20 20:54:34

This would be one for the Teacher's Pet thread, if I could find it. Has it disappeared?
https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/305_48979899.jpg
Therapist charged with having sex with 14-year-old

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#5 2009-09-20 20:59:59

ah297900 wrote:

Also, one in four of those people are cockeyed. Why?

Because either a cop or another prisoner is heckling them while they get their mug shot taken. It's pretty typical.

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#6 2009-09-20 23:25:13

What amazes me is how few of them meet the bare minimal standards for fuckability.  Does the Chicago police department engage in a form of profiling that results in a disproportionate arrest rate for extremely ugly people?

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#7 2009-09-21 01:20:49

nfidelbastard wrote:

This would be one for the Teacher's Pet thread, if I could find it. Has it disappeared?

Nope.

Teacher's Pets

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#8 2009-09-21 01:35:20

You know, in the old days, having your photo taken was a big deal and people dressed for the occasion. I can't believe how little concern folks have for something that will may be cherished forever by their loved ones.

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/6743/policephotos.jpg

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#9 2009-09-21 05:04:47

ah297900 wrote:

Being on park grounds? Isn't there a point in the charging phase where it doesn't matter that, say, the Hillside Strangler was driving with a broken tail light?

"Stacking" charges is as 'Merican as Lemon meringue (What-Ever that means).  Thus, motive be-coming a separate crime (Via "Hate Crime" legislation) as op-posed to a matter of "aggravation".  Man, I loves me the taste of pseudo-liberty!

GooberMcNutly wrote:

Obviously he swallowed the weed before they got him...

Some years back, a friend of mine ate half of a film canister of PCP when he got pulled over.  Oddly enough, he turned-out not to be much fun to be a-round for the next few days.

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#10 2009-09-21 09:51:36

Decadence wrote:

ah297900 wrote:

Being on park grounds? Isn't there a point in the charging phase where it doesn't matter that, say, the Hillside Strangler was driving with a broken tail light?

"Stacking" charges is as 'Merican as Lemon meringue (What-Ever that means).  Thus, motive be-coming a separate crime (Via "Hate Crime" legislation) as op-posed to a matter of "aggravation".  Man, I loves me the taste of pseudo-liberty!

I think hate crimes are qualitatively different than crimes of passion, profit, etc. This argument has been framed poorly by the left. The difference is in intent and number of victims, not unlike the difference between first-degree murder and manslaughter.

When you kill 2 people because they owe you money or whatever, your objective is to kill those two people, and the victims are the two dead and all their loved ones. When you lynch two people because they're black, you have the same objectives as before--to kill the two immediate victims--and to terrorize a much, much larger population. This is why we also draw a distinction between regular murder and terrorism. The penalties for, say, a lynching, should therefore be the penalty for murdering those two people plus the penalty for terrorizing a specifically and consciously targeted community.

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#11 2009-09-23 14:42:03

ah297900 wrote:

The penalties for, say, a lynching, should therefore be the penalty for murdering those two people plus the penalty for terrorizing a specifically and consciously targeted community.

A-Gain, though, motive was some-thing that the courts all-ready took in-to con-sider-a-tion as a matter of aggravation in sentencing prior to the intro-duction of "hate crime" legis-lation.  Such legis-lation is having it's own neg-a-tive af-fect on society as more and more whites be-gin to grow just a bit bitter at the real-ization that "hate crime" laws seem to ap-ply all-most a-cross the board only to white per-patrators.

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#13 2009-09-25 04:34:17

Charge: Being a felon in possession of an unspayed or unneutered dog......

You have to be fucking kidding!

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