Be afraid, be very afraid....


Fuck this has been a reality for years but apparently it is far easier to get someone to off themselves with an explosives vest that it is to get the average religious extremist to take a pound of C-4 and a detonator up the ass.

GooberMcNutly wrote:

All it took was one crazy freak to make us take off our shoes to fly. What will this guy have accomplished?

Free Enema's with every ticket....

phreddy wrote:

Although the article calls this a new effective method for suicide bombers, it is obviously a bust.  If you can't even seriously hurt the target by standing next to him, you've pretty much wasted your big ass blast.  Don't those ragheads read the stories about soldiers falling on grenades in foxholes to save their buddies?  Without lots of metal shrapnel positioned around the explosive, all you're going to do with C-4 up your ass is to splatter your guts and shit on everyone.

I can see the headlines: "Thousands grossed out by suspected Al-Qaeda suicide bombing".

I posted a video a long time ago of a female suicide bomber* with explosives concealed in her bra who made a point of aiming her tits at her victim.  I wonder if this guy would have done more damage if he had aimed his ass at the prince.


*She successfully killed her target, and the video showed her head flying up to the ceiling towards Allah before falling back to the floor.

phreddy wrote:

I was thinking the same thing.  He could have dropped trou and shot the prince a BA.  The prince, thinking this was merely an amorous come on wouldn't have suspected a thing until the ass cannon went off.

However, as the explosive wave follows the path of least resistance is seems obvious that the majority of the charge would be channeled upwards by the pelvic bone; I would expect very little "back blast".

This does not make me have a lot of faith in the people we are trusting to run the war on terror while we are preoccupied with economic collapse, joblessness and Glen Beck. I bet Cheney would have never been such a rube to fall for such a 2 bit setup. What sort of fool do you have to be to get sucked into the con of, " I will turn in my mentors if your leader comes down to my cell and asks me nicely."

Cheney would never have fallen for this. Heck i doubt he and Rumsfeild ever even asked to see the videos of the interrogations in Gitmo and the rendition prisons, let alone have any desire to go down and play big boss man in the prisoin cell. We handle these things through minions.

fnord wrote:

Johnny_Rotten wrote:

Cheney would never have fallen for this. Heck i doubt he and Rumsfeild ever even asked to see the videos of the interrogations in Gitmo and the rendition prisons ...

I think you’re wrong about that.  I think they went through gallons of Astroglide while watching these films and playing with themselves.  Only watching other people suffer and hearing their screams enabled these criminals to get semi-hardons.

I have to say, you beat me to that statement, Fnord. No pun intended.......