#1 2007-11-10 02:16:49
As found on eBay...
I've seen the sexy girls selling cars... but one can only wonder who his target audience is for this thing...
{Picture of little kid grabbing an ambiguous-looking genital area while holding a hose in front of Daddy's nice car redacted.}
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#2 2007-11-10 13:34:52
Theres a nice slit near the tire on the left side of that car. I think the kid is supposed to distract from that.
Some parents are just begging for weirdos to take their kids at night.
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#3 2007-11-10 16:57:30
kim wrote:
I think the kid is supposed to distract from that.
Or the rear flat (probably just a deep puddle). Some parents just don't know any better, I suppose. Cute kid, but give him a friggin' bathing suit, fercrissakes.
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#4 2007-11-10 17:30:26
I'm so relieved (surprised?) that nobody here respoded with "fap, fap, fap, fap..."
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#5 2007-11-10 18:01:04
Plus, is it a good thing to give a kid a water hose while theres no top up on the car?
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#6 2007-11-10 18:20:44
Well, he does have the tonneau cover on, so it's not likely to get soaked, just a few dribbles. Also, the 'slit' you mentioned is supposed to be there - it's where the bonnet lifts up - the entire front-end of the car opens up like a croc's mouth.
No, this car is definitely a relatively nice one - I should know, I've owned 13 Sprites in my 51 years. My only issue is with the munchkin... sheesh... and I'm surprised the eBay folks have let him post it, frankly. This really is teh kiddy-pron.
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#7 2007-11-10 22:46:57
Yes, it is. I'm a bit shocked as well, frankly.
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#8 2007-11-10 22:51:53
pALEPHx wrote:
Cute kid, but give him a friggin' bathing suit, fercrissakes.
The lady doth protest too much....
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#9 2007-11-11 00:08:36
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
The lady doth protest too much....
Gee, you sound almost like you want me to wax poetic about the twerp's disturbingly ambiguous genital area. Sorry, but that was my one and only reaction, motivated primarily by the memory of a nearly identical image of myself at the same age (minus the midget mangina). I'm just thinking how mortified he'll be in 10-15 years.
And no, you may not have pics.
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#10 2007-11-11 00:16:03
Yeah, he's definitely gonna have issues.
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#11 2007-11-11 01:12:03
Any shots of him bending over to polish the bumper grille?
Taint wants to know.
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#12 2007-11-11 16:13:55
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Any shots of him bending over to polish the bumper grille?
Taint wants to know.
Surprisingly, Wilber, not everyone shares your taste for kiddie porn.
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#13 2007-11-11 20:16:11
I removed the picture because nekkid pictures of children are dangerous things and I could already picture choad sitting on a plain wooden chair under a bright, hot light being interrogated by gentlemen with shoulder holsters. For the moment it's still on the ebay auction, but I'm sure that'll have a short lifespan as well.
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#14 2007-11-11 21:05:31
I'm not condemning removal of the photo, because we don't want Choad going to jail. But we need to have an understanding of what's legally acceptable. Part of the reason I'm here is because we dare, as a community, to publish material that is considered "immoral." When we take down an innocent picture of a little boy grabbing his crotch, we're not doing the world a service. We're knuckling under to the Puritan dictates of our worst enemies.
If we want, a la Charles Dodgson, to look at or even take non-sexual photos that contain naked pre-pubescent children (the lady who took that shot, which I like, is reliving The Trial in Spain), we should not fear the Moral Gestapo. Jail is for criminals. Our eyes do harm to no one, and our cameras are only as evil or virtuous as our intentions.
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#15 2007-11-11 21:21:17
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
I'm not condemning removal of the photo, because we don't want Choad going to jail. But we need to have an understanding of what's legally acceptable. Part of the reason I'm here is because we dare, as a community, to publish material that is considered "immoral." When we take down an innocent picture of a little boy grabbing his crotch, we're not doing the world a service. We're knuckling under to the Puritan dictates of our worst enemies.
If we want, a la Charles Dodgson, to look at or even take non-sexual photos that contain naked pre-pubescent children (the lady who took that shot, which I like, is reliving The Trial in Spain), we should not fear the Moral Gestapo. Jail is for criminals. Our eyes do harm to no one, and our cameras are only as evil or virtuous as our intentions.
I don't know the law in Canada, but in the United States it's againt the law to possess or distribute child porn. What count as child porn is up for debate, and we don't want to be subject of that debate.
Here's some food for thought:
innocent family photos or child porn
preteen fully clothed model site targeted as porn
family camping photos bring porn prosecution
the very issue of whether reporting child porn can in itself be considered promoting porn is up before the supreme court. The opinion hasn't been published yet so I don't know what happened.
So, unless we amass a considerable legal defense fund, I suggest we avoid anythng the might vaguely be considered child porn and anything involving the publication of personal information. That still leaves plenty of shit for us to stir.
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#16 2007-11-11 21:28:28
As headkicker already pointed out, as far as I can tell (and she'd know better than me), the child porn laws are a dangerous combination: strict and vague. Everybody wants to crack down on the child porn providers, but nobody wants to define a qualitative law that says, "To be child porn it must have x", and as a result it could be very costly to be right. In this case beyond everything else the fact that the title of the thread has pron in it and there's a naked kid could be enough to endanger the site and choad's anal virginity. I just couldn't tell you for sure.
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#17 2007-11-11 21:36:34
And just to make it 100% clear, I didn't think there was anything immoral or sexutal about the picture itself, although I would love to see his parents doused with lemon and put through a meat grinder for posting it on the Internet because a) some creepy guy is probably fapping to it already, and b) a week before his Junior High Winter Dance someone is going to post it for all of his friends and would-be girlfriends to see and he's going to eat the business end of a hunting rifle.
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#18 2007-11-11 21:43:11
Better?
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#19 2007-11-11 21:47:46
Much better, thanks. It kind of looks like he's being attacked by a Sanrio Snake.
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#20 2007-11-11 21:52:27
headkicker_girl wrote:
What count as child porn is up for debate, and we don't want to be subject of that debate.
I agree we don’t want to be part of the debate on this issue. Until the Christian Taliban (Christoban?) influence in our government is reduced to negligible levels, it’s better to err on the side of caution. Let eBay fight this one in court if it becomes an issue. What I see as an innocent family photo used for a stupid purpose is seen as evil fapping material by the disturbed and repressed pedophiles who consider themselves the custodians of other people’s morality. Goddess help that child’s rectum if he encounters these upstanding Christians.
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#21 2007-11-11 22:14:20
fnord wrote:
Let eBay fight this one in court if it becomes an issue.
You must be joking - eBay is on the side of the fascists. It's good for business.
Even going covert isn't likely to help much.
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#22 2007-11-11 22:35:36
square wrote:
fnord wrote:
Let eBay fight this one in court if it becomes an issue.
You must be joking - eBay is on the side of the fascists. It's good for business.
Even going covert isn't likely to help much.
eBay pulls suggestive pics because it wants to cover its ass just as any other business would. However, eBay would have to defend itself in court if the DA in Possum Tit Mississippi decided to sue them over this image for transmitting kiddy porn over Al Gore’s Internets.
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#23 2007-11-12 01:40:50
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
I'm not condemning removal of the photo, because we don't want Choad going to jail. But we need to have an understanding of what's legally acceptable. Part of the reason I'm here is because we dare, as a community, to publish material that is considered "immoral." When we take down an innocent picture of a little boy grabbing his crotch, we're not doing the world a service. We're knuckling under to the Puritan dictates of our worst enemies.
If we want, a la Charles Dodgson, to look at or even take non-sexual photos that contain naked pre-pubescent children (the lady who took that shot, which I like, is reliving The Trial in Spain), we should not fear the Moral Gestapo. Jail is for criminals. Our eyes do harm to no one, and our cameras are only as evil or virtuous as our intentions.
You're completely right, Wilber, but these are seriously weird times in the US d'A and with determinations of pornography and what is considered offensive settled by vague "community standards" we're better off not taking the chance.
I don't believe anyone within their right mind would consider that photo pornographic. But I also don't want High-Street caught up in a frenzy of lawsuits.
I gotta go with Headkick on this one.
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#24 2007-11-12 01:59:42
Taint wrote:
I don't believe anyone within their right mind would consider that photo pornographic. But I also don't want High-Street caught up in a frenzy of lawsuits.
Justice here is now determined by whoever can endure the hideous legal expense, Wilber, and rule of law is a receding memory, wishful fantasy.
High-Street and other sites like us are living on borrowed time. I don't mind going out with a bang but ask yourself, is a kid and his garden hose anything more than pitiful whimper?
Let's make it fucking count for something.
What a world class shitty day.
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#25 2007-11-12 02:44:29
choad wrote:
What a world class shitty day.
Hear hear.
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#26 2007-11-12 06:19:57
tojo2000 wrote:
Much better, thanks. It kind of looks like he's being attacked by a Sanrio Snake.
Instead of "Hello kitty" would that be "Sucky snakey"? Would it be defanged?
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