#1 2009-10-19 12:14:22
Yo momma so ugly, she make goatse cry for a unicorn chaser.
Yo momma so fat THX can't even surround her.
Yo momma so dumb, she went to the dentist and asked for a bluetooth.
Yo momma so stupid, she thinks the Large Hadron Collider is a gay porn film.
Yo momma's so big and ugly she lies dreaming in R'lyeh.
Yo momma so fat she doesn't just have a low center of gravity, she has an elliptical orbit.
Yo momma so old, she's an arguing point between Creationists and Evolutionists.
Yo Momma so fat, even Ralph Lauren's Photoshop team can't help her ass.
Yo momma so old she goes on carbon dates.
Yo momma so dense she got her own event horizon.
Yo momma so weak physicists have unified her with electromagnetism.
Your momma is so fat NASA shot a rocket into her ass looking for water.
Yo momma so fat, she took geometry in high school just cause she heard there was gonna be some pi.
Yo mamma so fat, China uses her to block the internet.
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#2 2009-10-19 23:42:40
Yo mama's so fat, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.
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#3 2009-10-20 08:54:33
Yo mamma so fat, Gigabyte was her nickname in college.
Yo mamma so ugly, nobody knows her root password.
Yo mamma so dumb, "grep", "sed" and "awk" are just noises she makes while chewing.
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#4 2009-10-20 22:04:20
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Yo mama's so fat, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.
I chuckled, then felt a deep sense of shame.
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#5 2009-10-20 22:16:58
square wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Yo mama's so fat, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.
I chuckled, then felt a deep sense of shame.
At least someone else here got it.
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#6 2009-10-21 08:45:33
jesusluvspegging wrote:
square wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Yo mama's so fat, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.
I chuckled, then felt a deep sense of shame.
At least someone else here got it.
I finally got it. Had my suspicions and had to look it up but nonetheless, fair play to JLP.
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#7 2009-10-21 10:44:54
jesusluvspegging wrote:
square wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Yo mama's so fat, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.
I chuckled, then felt a deep sense of shame.
At least someone else here got it.
I would assume that many got it, but most of those took pity on you and ignored it.
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#8 2009-10-21 10:45:35
Emmeran wrote:
I would assume that many got it, but most of those took pity on you and ignored it.
Y'all've gone soft.
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