Israel is a disgusting genocidal country that is responsible for many of the world’s (and our country’s) problems.  Iran would be doing the US a huge favor if they nuked Israel out of existence.  The Zionist bastards are said to have their nukes aimed at capitals around the world and to have threatened to launch them if it seemed they were about to go under.  That’s the rumored reason our government is so concerned about the safety of that shitty little parasitic country.

Hm, Colorado's kind of pretty. 

Tell you what, they can have Colorado if they agree to take everything between Alabama and Texas (inclusive).

Can't you just give them Utah? It's already full of religious extremests. Within 10 years it will be full of bombings and ghettos. They will feel right at home.