By John Roach
Msnbc.com contributor

Remember the haunted house in grade school where your hand was guided into a bowlful of "brains"? Those skinned grapes have nothing on what happened to Rachel Cubitt of the York Archaeological Trust in England.

I remember, but Roachboy apparently doesn't.  The skinned grapes were eyes, the cold wet noodles were brains.  When are we going to start getting some basic fact-checking in the "news"?